Sifaka

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
I'm looking to meet people to assist me in my quest for global domination and people who I can perform illegal experiments on. Also, I'm looking for people who can entertain me or have the ability to have intelligent discussions. If this describes you..or you are looking to become one of my evil minions or a sex slave then please feel free to contact me.I'm always looking for new blood. AIM is Reason to Fear or JunglePenguin47, Yahoo and MSN - sifakaone
If you really want to know about me than this profile is a pretty fair representation of my personality so take the time to read through it. You will be quizzed...I have a very odd sarcastic sense of humor and I'm not as normal as I look. I can be a little random at times but considering my past it's amazing how much I find amusing. I love to learn everything possible so recently I decided to go back to school. Considering that most of my interests are in the scientific areas of study, I'm not quite sure why I picked visual communications but it was a snap decision and I'm sticking with it. Besides.. the dual degree in behavioral neuroscience and theology that I wanted would take too long. Not saying I suck as an artist and apparently other people think I'm good but I just never pictured myself as an artist unless you consider writing an art. Also, some of the other people can't even draw a damn box. I'm fascinated by forensics and behavioral neuroscience and the effects of magnetic fields on the brain and relating that to whether or not paranormal experiences are purely psychological or if there is a different scientific explanation for them. I also have have an unnatural obsession with lemurs and Alias...oh yeah and coffee. Ever since fifth grade I had wanted to be a spy when I grew up but the whole 'danger' thing kinda made me change my mind. Adrenaline is NOT my friend so now I am stuck with all this knowledge of espionage tradecraft and nothing to do with it. If you want your boyfriend/girlfriend followed or need to encrypt some personal documents, than I'm your girl. I have a red ruffed lemur tattooed on my shoulder, a biohazard symbol on my neck and eventually I plan to have an entire lemur gallery on my back. An aye-aye is next. I collect frogs because they usually seem to be smiling and I wish I knew what they had to be so happy about. I like power tools..not vibrators..scroll saws, lathes, routers. I'm a single mom with two kids. I don't plan to ever get married and I'm happy with that. I have a short attention span when it comes to relationships and I'm too independent for anyone to try to control (but yet they continue to try). My oldest is at the stage where she hates everyone but I can still sometimes bond with her when we go to a show. My little one is 6 and is learning dance and acting, can name all the major bones and organs in the body and wants to be an entomologist when she grows up. She loves spiders and her sister hates her. We have quite a few pets. Actually too many--cats, two rats, tadpoles and fish. And sometimes spiders, beetles, butterflies and ladybugs depending on what Alexis has captured. I'm in the process of writing a book and if it ever gets published I command everyone who reads this to go out and buy a copy. Even if it sucks you will go and tell everyone it was the best thing you ever read and it has changed your life forever. Tell them to go out and buy a copy. If you don't you will be the first to die when I rule the world... --insert maniacal laughter here-- .
Do not request to be my friend unless you plan on actually writing me to carry on a conversation or two. I don't feel like adding people just so they can say they have 41375.2 friends. Other than that; intelligent and interesting or stupid yet amusing people may feel free to write, in fact I would love to talk to new people.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Cathy..but you may call me Goddess
Birthday: 10/21/1971
Birthplace: New Jersey
Current Location: Rahway
Eye Color: Grey/Hazel depends who you ask
Hair Color: Red and Brown
Height: 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous
Your Heritage: Irish,German,Italian,Cherokee
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans
Your Weakness: An Evil Tyrant such as myself would be remiss in disclosing such information
Your Fears: Amish People...seriously..they scare me.There's a story behind this but I won't go into it here.
Your Perfect Pizza: calorie free
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get my kids to listen
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Bite Me
Thoughts First Waking Up: Noooooooo!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: Brain
Your Bedtime: about a half hour after I take the Ambien
Your Most Missed Memory: It's missing so I don't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger Express in Carteret blows them both away
Single or Group Dates: any would be good at this point. If you are offering, please let me know
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Homemade
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both please
Do you Smoke: Only when on fire
Do you Swear: Shit.Hell fuckin' yeah..Like a Goddamn Motherfucking Sailor
Do you Sing: Yes..Badly
Do you Shower Daily: No..Every third saturday in June when there is a full moon and no less than 3 omens present themselves..then and only then, my dear Grasshopper, is it time
Have you Been in Love: Every time I meet someone
Do you want to go to College: Yes..to pick up men. I've always preferred younger guys. They have more energy and are easier to train.
Do you want to get Married: Yes to a rich 90 year old with health problems
Do you believe in yourself: No. I'm imaginary..
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes when the room spins
Do you think you are Attractive: Absolutely not...I have low self esteem
Are you a Health Freak: no..just a freak
Do you get along with your Parents: only the one who is dead
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them. They make me happy.
Do you play an Instrument: instruments of evil
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No..Alcohol makes me friendly..too friendly. Being friendly is not conducive to success when your aim is global domination
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes..I was on fire
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Prescription.. I have a nice doctor
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No..but I sat on a grape
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: The mall in Darth..the Darth Mall--actually I probably went with Becky so she can return something ;)--
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No..boxes aren't tasty so I take the cookies out first.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes..my first and last time
In the past month have you been on Stage: Helped Lex's dance class backstage a few months ago
In the past month have you been Dumped: I was dumped once in 8th grade and never let it happen again..I do the dumping
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Does drowning anorexics count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: the Hearts of millions
Ever been Drunk: Yes..Had to be to put up with my ex
Ever been called a Tease: No..I do what I say
Ever been Beaten up: Yes..Thats why I left him
Ever Shoplifted: Shops are too heavy to lift
How do you want to Die: Saving someone's life (what an odd thing to say for an evil tyrant, huh?)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Crack whore prostitute. I have high aspirations and if that doesn't work out I'll get a job as a lemur whisperer
What country would you most like to Visit: Madagascar
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: always liked blue eyes but I like hazel also
Favourite Hair Color: Blue,green,red, don't even care if they have hair
Short or Long Hair: mohawks are cool but prefer short
Height: dont care
Weight: 195.38737299666 no more no less
Best Clothing Style: doesn't matter but I hate guys in sandals. I tend to prefer guys with skateboards
Number of Drugs I have taken: counting prescription?
Number of CDs I own: I have money market accounts instead
Number of Piercings: only my ears because my eyebrow and nipple piercings closed up.
Number of Tattoos: two so far
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to count
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What a loser I am...This still makes me cry..I want my Alias back Dammit!! It was my sole source of pleasure.
MyGen Profile Generator
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
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