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Bobby

I tried to do it without the gun, but you wouldn't listen !!!

About Me



I am a Porn Star / Ventriloquist / Trapeez Artist that has strong interests in Teleportation, Anthropology and Antique Muskets. You will never get me to stop playing with puppets...don't even try....Also, I am having a baby + am married...Check out Alyssa if you want to know about her...I love my wife

My Interests

Having regular bowel movements.....3 Holing with Alyssa + staying four steps ahead of the government,,,lateley Im becoming quite the fisherman....I also have a lot of hootspa and spunk as well as a great deal of pizazz

I'd like to meet:

I guess nobody unless you are a twisted creature of the night that preys on lawyers with reasonable rates and people with bad toopays...., but if you are interested, go see my band at www.rahwayrox.com. Or, I would like to have a torrid internet affair with an overweight married woman with facial hair and teeth missing from someplace like Omaha Nebraska or Iowa.......so, dont do the crime if you can't do the time!!! And do a good deed daily !!!!

Music:

I like to listen to Yoko Ono, Fats Domino and RAHWAY Uh.......................

Movies:

Team America World Police is the greatest movie ever made

Television:

COPS, Jerry Springer

Books:

I cant read, I got my education at Linden High school

Heroes:

Nikki Sixx, Malcom X, Ronald Reagan and Joey Buttafucko