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Toby

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

About Me

Although present on the occasion, I have no clear recollection of the events leading up to it...

My Interests

Music, Football, Film, Photography, Drinking (grrr), Poker, Travelling when I get the cash, Sleeping........Man I looooooooove the sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

The following people all inspire me in one way or another, and for many different reasons....Rene Descartes, Wacko Jacko, Angelina Jolie, Frank Auerbach, Kate Moss, Yogi Bear, Ricky Gervais, Scarlet Johansson, Milla Jovovich, Elvis 'The King' Presley, Jonathon Ross, Tom and Jerry, Stacy Dash, Sienna Miller, Friedrich Nietzsche, Emma Griffith, Zig and Zag, Robert De Niro, Rachel Bilson, All of girls aloud (except Nicola of course!), Al Pacino, Denise Van Outen, Homer Simpson, Alicia Keys, Denzel Washington, Emile Durkheim, Paris Hilton, Marvin Gaye, Kate Beckinsale, Russel Brand, Peter Kaye, and King fucking Kong...

Music:



Music truly makes the world a better place. All these people got soul.....First and foremost the one and only Mr.Marvin Gaye,The streets,Gza,Jack Johnson,Guru,Cypress Hill,Elvis Presley,Dean Martin,MJ,Task force,Biggy,Bob Marley,Roll Deep,Damian Marley,Fugees,Mobb Deep,Dizee,Paul Simon,KT Tunstall,The Roots,Lupe Fiasco,Talib Kweli,Arrested Development,Skinny Man,Eric Clapton,The Killers,Erik Sermon,Rza,Common,Kano,Amy Winehouse,Outkast,Rat Pack,Dre,Sean Paul,The Verve,Gorillaz,Hendrix,Q-Tip,Mos Def,Gnarls Barkley,Nas,Shyne, John Holt....

Movies:

Films mean alot to me and here is a selection of the far too many to mention....Man On Fire,Equilibrium,CopLand,The Godfather Part I and II,Sin City,Usual Suspects,Goodfellas,Crash,Boiler Room,The Beach,Fight Club,Most films with Adam Sandler,Ben Stiller or Will Ferrel,Seven,Leon,American History X,The Departed,Jaws I II and III,All the Rocky's,Unforgiven,Most Disney and Pixar,Ongbak,Green Mile,Gladiator,Training Day (Denzel your the man!) etc...etc..etc..could go on but can't be arsed!!)

Television:

The undoubtedly amazing Sopranos,Family Guy,Extras (Gervais is a genius),The Office,The Simpsons, Lost,Peep Show,Match Of The Day,Green Wing,The O.C.,Laguna Beach,The Hills,Deal Or No Deal (Noel what a come back!)Blue Planet(And generally most other nature programs, especially those involving sharks because they are the nuts! And yes, Dolphins are just gay sharks!)

Books:

Not Really..

Heroes:

Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, for this comment when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare, "I'll moider da bum." And Arnold Schwarzenegger for this comment,"Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn."