Shakespeare, Thomas Hardy, Milan Kundera, Rahul Dravid, Ronnie O'Sullivan, Martin O'Neill, Salma Hayek, Penelope Cruz, the girl from the M&S Lingerie Ads (I've just found out she's married to Claude Makalele. I hate footballers), Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Martin Luther, W. E. B. DuBois, Derek Walcott, Salman Rushdie, Hitler, Karl Marx, Tupac, Boots Riley, DJ Kool Herc, Tim Westwood, James Bond, Hugo Chavez, Milli Vanilli, Michael Jackson, Robbie Williams (Alone, in a small room, and I've got a sledgehammer. Put Timberlake in the room too) Janet Jackson... shit, I'd like to meet loads of people. Anyone who's stood up against society's norms for the little man. Anyone who's started a revolution. Anyone who can make people dance and think at the same time. Anyone who can string a few words together and do something no one's ever come close to doing before. Anyone who's shown us how sport is not a pastime but a reminder that the important things in life are the things we choose to make important, and that this is the way to control your destiny. And anyone really good looking and female.