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Kamikaze

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me



This is a showcase of rants, vulgarities, and selected works by a paranoid, bipolar schizophrenic with multiple personality disorder and delusions of grandeur. So, if you're a fan, or just working on your psychology term paper, be forewarned that you're entering the dumping-zone of some who’s literally been diagnosed with a multitude of mental-emotional disorders, yet instead of getting free “pity me” money from Uncle Sam, has decided to just roll with his inner demons and earn his living. Half the time it’s infantile schlock, with the other half the time being a half-assed representation of my inner workings, so have fun.

My Interests



My interests vary:

Computers/ Internet, Dining out, Fine arts, Going out for coffee, Listening to music, Massage, Meditating, Movies, Playing/singing music, Watching TV, Video/online games, Writing poetry, novels, etc.

On rare occasion wrestling; however, I do miss arena death sports... I love animals- even the ones I eat. Putting on a dash of theatrical makeup, a frazzeled gray wig, and some tattered clothes, then going to a street corner to spread grand prophesies of doom for my own personal amusement.

I'd like to meet:



Scum of the earth.

Music:

Heavy Metal, Hard Rock, Thrash Metal, Classical, Death Metal, Opera, Classic Metal, Alternative, 80's, Classic Rock, Oldies, Avant Garde, Doom Metal, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Gwar, Cradle of Filth.

I enjoy a variety from Beethoven to lyrics far more explicit than any rapper could ever hope to produce.

Movies:

Sci-Fi, Horror, Comedy, Action, Drama, UHF, Saw, There's Something About Mary, American Pie, Enemy Mine, Spaceballs, Million Dollar Baby, Unforgiven, Naked Gun, etc.

Television:

CSI, the News, History Channel, Videogames, Documentaries, Anime, Fire, Adult Swim, Get Smart.

Books:

History, Physics, Chemistry, Mathematics, Psychology, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Darksword Trilogy, Rogue Warrior.

I also enjoy literature that gets me "red flagged" by the FBI every time I check it out from the library (IE- Catcher in the Rye).

Heroes:

"Weird Al" Yankovic, Aileen Wuornos, Kool-Aid Man, Techno-Destructo, Shakespeare, Tommy Vercetti.

My Blog

GWAR Summer Suck 5/27/2008 in Shittsburgh

I have no idea whatsoever how in the hell everything came together, but apparently God is either suicidal, or loves listening to Gwar (hey, they killed the anti-christ and the anti-anti-christ in past...
Posted by Kamikaze on Wed, 28 May 2008 11:34:00 PST

Slain Man- Heir of Darkness: Chapter 12

Chapter Twelve Shades of Reality The office was furnished with the finest oak and padded with the softest leather. An ancient tapestry of indeterminable origin hung behind the desk, while several arti...
Posted by Kamikaze on Sat, 03 May 2008 10:06:00 PST

Slain Man- Heir of Darkness: Chapter 13

Chapter Thirteen Duality Of Man and Machine Otay, lets see if me can figure this out now. Towards, down, towards, high punch. "Yyeess!! I always loved a grand slaughter! May shame and disgrace shine t...
Posted by Kamikaze on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:56:00 PST

Slain Man- Heir of Darkness: Chapter 14

Chapter Fourteen Mission Arkanon "Did ya get a load of the news last night, boys? They said that the fire was 'due to electrical problems.' That Greg was decapitated by a 'falling support beam.' Ya al...
Posted by Kamikaze on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:55:00 PST

Slain Man- Heir of Darkness: Chapter 15

Chapter Fifteen Guinea Pig Jim and Leroy awoke to the black-toothed grin of George as he opened the car door. "P-p-prot-t-totype p-please," he said in an unusually giddy voice. Jim got out of his seat...
Posted by Kamikaze on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:53:00 PST

Slain Man- Heir of Darkness: Chapter 16

Chapter Sixteen The Violent Waltz Jim was finishing a small potion of General Tso's, hoping to throw off a tiny amount of his food bill for when Heather finally arrived. His debate was one of seafood ...
Posted by Kamikaze on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:52:00 PST

Slain Man- Heir of Darkness: Chapter 17

Chapter Seventeen Mission Boegnal Three months had passed since the factory fire. The official release was that a group of white supremacist burned down their own hang out without provocation. Mel cou...
Posted by Kamikaze on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:50:00 PST

Slain Man- Heir of Darkness: Capter 18

Chapter Eighteen Oiling the Machine The bed held black tassels and blue fringe. The ceiling and wall were adorned with comic book-like etchings. The dresser was host to a collection of drafting device...
Posted by Kamikaze on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:48:00 PST

Slain Man-Heir of Darkness: Chapter 19

Chapter Nineteen A New Alliance The room's walls, ceiling and floor were made of polished marble. Save for the hair-line cracks that marked the marble door, it appeared completely symmetrical. The cla...
Posted by Kamikaze on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:47:00 PST

Slain Man- Heir of Darkness: Chapter 20

Chapter Twenty Maniac Rising The mall was in a near-dead silence during the meal. Several of the store fronts had already pulled down their security gates. The spottings of mall cops and maintenance w...
Posted by Kamikaze on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:45:00 PST