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I hate myself almost as much as I hate you for loving me.

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My Blog

GWAR Fall Tour ’08

Hey Kiddies! Here they are, hot off the presses, the dates for GWAR's huge Fall, "Electile Dysfunction Tour". featuring the return of Sleazy P. Martini!!!!!!!!! That's right! The manager with the mos...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 08:19:00 GMT

GWAR Summer Suck Tour ’08

Hi Kiddies,ok, maybe that isn't really the name of the tour, but until someone bigger than me tells me otherwise, that's what I'm calling it. It is gonna be awesome! We've got Casey Orr back on board ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:26:00 GMT

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Hi Kiddies,   We just got back from New Jerk City, where we filmed a video for School's Out.  I got to write the script, so guess what I made sure there were plenty of?   Hot Chick...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 12:33:00 GMT

School's Out Bitches

School's Out Bitches!   Hi Kiddies,   Our single, "School's Out" has been delivered to Radio stations all across the country, so now it is up to you.   Start flooding your local st...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 08:25:00 GMT

BalSac joins MySpace

Hi Kiddies, How are things in cyberspace? I just finished recording a new album with GWAR. It is tenatively titled "Greetings From Hell" and it should be in stores in September. We will be releasin...
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 13:24:00 GMT