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About Me

Once upon a time, in a world almost as close as anyone's fucking television set, a crazy man realised that a lot of things were fucked up. For example, in this day and age, theocracies exist, where leaving a certain religion, or insulting a certain twit from over a thousand-years-ago, could lead to state-sanctioned executions, or better yet, public-posses executing their own religious justice.
The mad man in question realised that religion has officially become the linchpin of leverage for every politicial head-honcho in this world, and made the entire world its personal bitch! Freedom of conscience has been robbed from many; freedom to express views has been distorted by fascist dogmatic-mobs, and the completely assinine political-correctness brigade.
Amidst the recent theocratic subtleties at subjugating free thought and expression, Slayer's latest album was banned in India, by the fucking Catholic Council for Secularism - THAT'S A MOTHERFUCKING OXYMORON FOR YOU!
Therefore, Kade's now chosen to venture forth into MySpace, or as he spitefully calls it, "EmoSpace!" He's already got a strong blog going (though virtually no visits - big surprise), and has been putting out noise (very bad music, which he is proud of) for many years, and now EmoSpace shall be subjected to this mad man's unfathomable denigration of the reality as it is politically construed in this fucking day and age of so-called modernity, where every true aspect of modernity is hijacked by some fucking book-thumping twat! FUCK 'EM! AND WELCOME TO HELL, BABY!
Deposit your gods and stringent dogmas here: [Insert picture of an old commode that hasn't been washed since World War II.]

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/23/2006
Band Website: kadestorm.com
Band Members: HELL YEAH! The band members! THE FUCKING POSSE, AND I! OH YEAH! Let's see, there's Kade (Kade Razvi), that's me, who handles most of the production. Then there's Storm, my alter-ego, who spews out these very antagonisitic and cryptically anti-religious lyrics. Of course, then Storm's got this bastard child of a sub-ego, known as Psycho Bitch; she basically determines how heavy a song should be! You see, the moral of this drivel being that Freud would probably suffer a cerebral haematoma, from the task of having to unravel the contents within my head.

SIMPLE ANSWER: It's a fucking solo act!
-WHY: Because I couldn't be grouped with any sane fucking human being to embark on a musical venture.
-- ALSO: Because I tend to work best alone; it limits the creativity, but it allows for much more consistency and less dichotomy. This is not to exclude or donwplay the ever so important politics of the typical ego-trips that each band member brings in; I have enough egos inside my one psychotic head to make up for three headlining bands, with virtually no talent - go figure!

Once again: SOLO PROJECT!
Shit Tosser - Kade
Monkey Spanker - Kade
Kade - Kade
Toilet Paper Supplier - Kade
Drug Dealer - Kade
Booze Dealer - Kade
Your Daddy - Kade

There, that solves this issue!
Influences:
MySpace Codes at MySlyWeb.comMyspace Layouts - Myspace Editor I don't wish to list any, because then we've effectively opened the flood-gates to the stupid comparisons and what not else. I listen to a lot of metal-related genres and sub-genres, and I respect a lot of artists, while also hating a solid handful! However, I am not going to list anyone, period.

Sounds Like: ...what the fuck is that supposed to mean, exactly? That's certainly one of the stupidest fucking contentions on the face of the planet.

"Fuck-woot! We sound like Metallica! HEAVY METAL BABAY-AH!"

Just stream the damned thing and stop asking me what it sounds like. I don't know what it sounds like for both the reasons of my pride and modesty; I don't wish to trivialise my works in the legacy of another artist, and in lieu of the same philosophy, I do not wish to insult the works of another artist by claiming that my shit sounds like something they would chug out! THIS IS A FUCKING STUPID CONTENTION, AND I SHALL NOT ABIDE BY THIS TREND! GO. STREAM. NOW!
Record Label: King Kong's left testicle.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Shivers

Man, the sight of an entire horde - an army-horde of idiots, running circles around a giant fucking black box while stomping on one another, really brings out the fear in any sane fucking person....
Posted by Kade Storm on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:32:00 PST

July 4th: Independence Day - OH YEAH!

HAPPY MOTHER FUCKIN' INDEPENDENCE DAY, YANKS! BLESS THE FUCKIN' YANK CONSTITUTION! A BIT BOTCHED THESE DAYS, BUT STILL GOING STRONG LIKE AN IMMORTAL POEM RESONATING THROUGH THE ETHERS OF THE METAPHYS...
Posted by Kade Storm on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 01:02:00 PST

Moment of Madness: My Accomplishments!

Y'know, people are always keeping count of their worldly accomplishments; it's a constant reminder of our relevance to the progress in this world. Many ask themselves the penultimate question: "What ...
Posted by Kade Storm on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 09:22:00 PST

Clash Of The Idiots: MSN Debate Over Recent Threats!

Oh! Man! I don't know whether to laugh or cry! So much has happened in the last few days, both in my personal life, and the outside world. Fuckity fuck! Okay, so I have to meet someone tomorrow, and ...
Posted by Kade Storm on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 01:53:00 PST

Handle On The Truth: Rushdie For God!

Rushdie for God! So I read the news a few weeks back, and I find out that Iranians got a steel-pike up their rectums over Salman Rushdie's knighthood for his contributions to literature. Just a few q...
Posted by Kade Storm on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 02:23:00 PST

A bit of perspective for the BNP!

Being a big fan of the British National Party, I often keep up to date with their PR statements. Yes, now let us all laugh for a bit, and then I'll resume. Right, so I come across this little flaccid...
Posted by Kade Storm on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:28:00 PST

Crazy Rant: Stray toddlers!

So I'm out in the streets today, just minding my own fucking business, trying to stroll through a thick crowd of slow-tubs who couldn't move to save their vital organs. I put up with this sluggish pu...
Posted by Kade Storm on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:35:00 PST

Moment of Madness: Search for the beast. . .

So, I've been seeking out the beast. Not much luck there, but did come across something else. H.P Lovercraft, legendary Sci-Fi Horror novelist who once hailed from America, often spoke of how the bea...
Posted by Kade Storm on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 06:45:00 PST

Taking the good with the bad: Latest developments from the studio.

Most of you -- some of you - none of you - whatever the fuck you -- know that I'm often mucking around in the rehearsal studio with whichever low-life scum I can get a hold of, finishing up tracks an...
Posted by Kade Storm on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:12:00 PST

Heathen bastard + Old Jew Gentleman + Islam-o-Dumb Fuck Punk = FUCKING HELL!

Before I get to the gist of things, you monkeys should know that I had a rather long day, and spent most of the morning -- of this story -- fighting with my reflection in the mirror. I just couldn't ...
Posted by Kade Storm on Wed, 30 May 2007 03:32:00 PST