I encourage EVERYONE to watch this. If anything at least the first part. WOW. I didn't even know that.
Religion (copy/Paste)
...and now onto the fun stuff.
Take the sounds of The Castle home with you!
The Best of RALPH WIGGUM
American Psycho...
I JUST L O V E VIDEOS ON HERE HEE HEE I WANT 390320 FRIENDS I DON'T KNOW ALSO :D *eye roll*
AT LAST I HAVE CONTROL OF YOUR TV SET.... ARE YOU RECEIVING ME???
OH MY GOD... I HURT FROM THIS HAHAHAHAHA!
Get this video and more at MySpace.com
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahaa!
I love you Will, this is for you and your abuse of Data.
Picard: Data I want you to come over here and calculate pi.
.. Yes Captain
.. it is 3.14579...
*shove*
.. MmmmMMmMMm
Picard: No no, don't stop... just keep going. Ahh faster...faster.... CALCULATE FASTER!!
*pop*
.. Captain this is highly irregular I feel I should note Starfleet regulation 219.....
*shove*
Picard: Don't stop! That's an order! Ahh yes, warp 8... warp 8.5 ... OHHHH IM ABOUT TO.. YEs... THATS IT!!!
E N G A G E!!!!!
now have some videos!
Muppet Matrix (amazing!)
It's Doctor Who!
Now I'm going to be like all the cool kids and use pictures!!! :D (*construction*)
this is vitally important to life as we know it.
!!!click for more of my icons!!!
Star Wars, The Matrix, Star Trek, Stargate, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard, digital, technology, my computer, fixing your computer, beer, steak, sex, food that carnivores eat, food, women, feeding(and being fed) food to women, sex, music, mp3s, video games (pc), movies: action, sci-fi, fantasy, comedy, kungfu. tattoos, the internet, energy/psychic ability, & oh so much more
[-people to meet-]
Interesting people who don't suck.
[-match-]
Look, I want a smart, sassy, beautiful woman.
Sense of humor, able to laugh at the world and herself, able to hold meaningful conversations about anything and everything, comfortable with herself, no drama, no bullshit. Happy to stay home and chill, and also willing to go out and get faced now and then, but realizing most of the 'party days' are behind us. Wanting to go on adventures. Sex crazed, laid back, challenging (in the good way), responsible.
Spin my head around until I am so drunk with you I never look back.
We're either on the same page, or I'm reading a different book.
You should message me if:
You're interesting and like strangeness, you're a hot chick and want to chat, or if this profile is interesting to you..or you just feel the need to.. or.. you want to know what a giraffe sounds like...or whatever
I'm not into big girls, nothing personal, just not my thing.
Talk at me [+] [-] You have been granted access:
aol : juke joint jedi
please note: I don't just add anyone. I don't want 349828239832 friends I don't even know, and if you want to add me,
please FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SEND ME A MESSAGE FIRST , I'd like to get to know you first and don't go all ape shit about that top 8 or top 49239.. IT'S JUST MYSPACE.. :)
You notice I removed my Anti-NWO profile, studying 'Conspiracy Theory' as they like to call it, has given me a new perspective on life, it's shown me that a LOT is wrong in the world and the way humans treat each other and the planet. It has taught me scores of knowledge and opened my mind to things I never would have imagined, it has taught me how blind I used to be.
I plan to stay informed and up to date, but I will no longer be updating my page.
This does NOT mean you won't see blogs, bulletins and the like. My voice is stronger than it ever was, just not as frantic.
I have nothing but hope and if one thing I have learned is that you have to have faith that people will stand up when the time comes. If anything this action to me shows that I believe that in the end the people will win.
Freedom is the first line of expression, if we give that up, if we look away too long, and ignore the bits and pieces being banned, curtailed, shortened, and outright taken away, we'll find there is nothing left to look back at.
I remember seeing this on TV and I am glad to know I am not the only one. Imagine if this had been on every screen in the country simultaneously.
www.wearechange.org
The greatest band ever. They embody so many of the ideals and things I want the world to wake up and realize. They rule my world. Sascha is my hero ^_^ I met him in '03 and that's when I got the signature tattoo. (On my arm) They have been my favorite band since I was 15, and have themselves been around 20+ years.
Continuing to SUCK and RIP THE SYSTEM!
KMFDM will NEVER STOP!
My contribution to KMFDM's GODLIKE
Some of my other personal favorites include Orbital, Juno Reactor, Massive Attack, Esthero, Belle & Sebastian, Blue Man Group, Bond, Cocteau Twins, Barry White, David Bowie, Enigma, Enya, Lemon Jelly, Nine Inch Nails, Lacuna Coil, Nitzer Ebb, Front 242, TMBG, Weird Al, M.S.I., Avenged Sevenfold, Busta Rhymes, Dre, Snoop, Ice Cube, Gangstarr, Jurassic 5, Outkast, NWA, Collective Soul, Disturbed, Dope, Drill, Electric Six, Evanescence, Faith No More, Metallica, No Doubt, Rammstein, Starlit, Static-X, Depeche Mode, Duran...80's 80's 80's! Gothy, rock, Disco!, J-pop, classical, video game music, techno, trip-hop, swing and some punk. My music taste is as eclectic and all over the place as I am... ewe might be surprised or horrified by what I like :D
Star Wars (original 3, then episode III,II, [I - JarJar]) Empire is the best though. The Matrix Trilogy, Monty Python, Stargate, Kung Pow, Ace Venturas, Bruce Campbell movies (AoD, Evil Dead), Pi, Resident Evils, Requiem for a Dream, The Lion King, Office Space, Jet Li movies, Jackie Chan movies,A Knight's Tale, The Usual Suspects, Night at the Roxbury, Blade I II, & III, Old School, Cube I & II, Hellraisers, The Ninth Gate, The Devil's Advocate, Star Trek II, III, V, VII, VIII, Fallen, Equilibrium, Bulletproof Monk, American Psycho, Jim Carrey films (comedies), Chow Yun Fat movies, religious/evil/demon/angel movies, so many others..
and now for 11teen thousand and one movie quotes....
"The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now *I* am the master."
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
"Laugh it up fuzz ball."
"He's beginning to believe."
"Afterward, I knew the rules, I understood what I was supposed to do, but I didn't. I couldn't. I was compelled to stay, compelled to disobey."
"I am the alpha of your omega, I am the beginning of your end.."
""I created the matrix, and several popular video games, including Q-Bert and Dig-Dug."
asato ma sad gamaya
tamaso ma jyotir gamaya
mrtyor mamrtam gamaya
=
From delusion lead me to truth
From darkness lead me to light
From death lead me to immortality.
Dahjaj'oH QaQ jaj Daq Hegh! (It is a good day to die!)
"THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!"
"They Invade our Space, and we fall back, they assimilate entire worlds and we fall back, not again, the line must be drawn here, this far, no further, and I will make them pay for what they've done."
"Sir I must protest! I am NOT a MERRY MAN!!"
"Lifeforms,
You tiny little lifeforms,
You precious little lifeforms,
Where are you?"
"I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! But I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!"
"Well, it's five past nine now. Nearly time for six past nine. On BBC 2, it'll shortly be six and a half minutes past nine. Later on this evening, it'll be 10:00 and at 10:30, we'll be joining BBC 2 in time for 10:33. And don't forget tomorrow, when it'll be 9:20. Those of you who've missed 8:45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine. Now here's a time check. It's six and a half minutes to the big green thing."
"with all the things in the universe that you have absolutely no control over, there is only one thing you have absolute control of... whether you are good, or evil"
"Things will not calm down Daniel Jackson, they will in fact, calm up."
"To live would be a grand adventure...
...Death is the only adventure you have left."
"Ages, and ages. You've been around for a long, long time and I never wanted anything from you.
And now you're retired, I can't have you.
And it's funny how it switches like that.
But now the forbidden fruit must be tasted."
"He is VIGO! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!"
"Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back."
"In the frozen land of Naydor they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels, and there was much rejoicing.....Yaaay."
""....Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City.."
I have re-ordered time. I have turned the world upside-down, and I have done it all for you!
I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.
"It's as though we were made for each other...Beauty and the Beast, course if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out."
"And you must be the monopoly guy!" "Do not pass go! Do not collect 200 dollars!"
"The fate of billions rests on your souls! heh heh heh ........sorry"
"Timon: Luau! If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat. Eat my buddy Pumbaa here because he is a treat! Come on down and dine, on this tasty swine, all you have to do is get in line! Are you aching?
Pumbaa: Yup Yup Yup!
Timon: For some bacon?
Pumbaa: Yup Yup Yup!
Timon: He's a big pig, and you can be a big pig too! Ooh! "
"Thirty-Seven?!!?"
"Yo she-bitch! Let's go!"
"Hitler was a vegetarian, and an artist do you think he went: Fuck i cannot get zeese trees right.....ahhhhh Damn! I WILL KILL EVERYONE IN ZEE WORLD!!"
"Math is a wonderful thing. Math is a really cool thing. So get off your ath, let's do some math. Math, math, math, math, maaaath."
"FEAR DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS DOJO, DOES IT?!
NO SENSEI!!
PAIN DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS DOJO, DOES IT?!
NO SENSEI!!
DEFEAT DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS DOJO, DOES IT?!
NO SENSEI!!"
COBRA CAI: STRIKE FIRST. STRIKE HARD. NO MERCY.
"Some motherfuckers always trying to ice skate uphill.."
"Sissssssy"
"That is Wimp Lo, he's an idiot. We trained him wrong, as a joke!"
"I really like the band N*sync. My favorite member is Harpo. They have a Harpo in it don't they?
If not they should.. boom-shiggy-shiggy boom-boom"
"Swingin' the chain...swinging the chain.."
"I am a great and powerful magician...your clothes are RED!!!!!!"
"Your clothes are black.
Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour.
Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
"PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in the dictionary.
"And like that..........he's gone!"
Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.
"God? Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for his own amusement, his own private COSMIC GAG REEL.. he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all times. Look, but don't touch! Touch, but don't taste! Taste....but don't SWALLOW! HA! And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, what does he do? He's UP THERE LAUGHING HIS SICK FUCKING ASS OFF!! HE'S A TIGHT-ASS! HE'S A SADIST!! HE'S AN ABSENTEE LANDLORD!! WORSHIP THAT???! NEVER!!"
"Ohh!....I have so many names......."
Remember...
The force will be with you... always
No not you
the one behind you
.. no. no...
to the left a bit
yes you!
(no that's not a movie)
SPiKE, History, Discovery, Science, FLiX, AMC, Bravo, Sci-Fi, TNT, TBS.. mostly.
Doctor Who (new & old), Family Guy, RoboT Chicken!
...aaa I just got digi cable, it's sucking me in .....too much input!!!
The Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind, The Riftwar Saga by Raymond Feist, Jurassic Park & Sphere by Michael Crichton, anything by Ray Bradbury or Isaac Asimov, Patriot Games, Clear & Present Danger by Tom Clancy...
I like words...big shiny words on pages...*drool* oops.. sorry about that.. I AM THE SMART! REALLY!!! I AM!
~!!!
the creators of Star Wars, The Matrix, Star Trek, Monty Python, Ray Bradbury, Terry Goodkind, Raymond E. Feist, Isaac Asimov, Michael Crichton, or anyone who can come up with something so stirring and lasting to inspire others to debate, create or imitate their original idea. Those who create their own universe so imaginative and wonderful that people want to be a part of and live in it. Sascha Konietzko, David Bowie, Trent Reznor, Harrison Ford, Jim Carey, Will Ferrel...and on and on
Below please note as we are now all sorted and categorized, it's so when they decide to kill half the planet, they'll have us all organized into which groups they hate most! Seriously, why does religion need to be categorized.. and don't you find it odd there is not a choice for NONE? Or "I don't need no stinkin' religion!" Oh noooo you cant do that! That..thats preposterous! Or why can't you type something in. ....like "Jedi" ? :D
I personally do not put myself in any religion, I have my theories and I honestly don't know, but I take from many different religions and none at all. I don't want to be categorized as I don't appeal to any one theology or lack there of specifically. For all YOU know I worship my Computer (haha, Will) and microchips are my holy sacrament. As for the rest, well putting you are white, black, green, or a sandwich just makes it easy to know where to nuke when the end comes! Bwahaha! It is evil! EEEEEVILLLL!!...*fart*