YOOOOOOOOOO what up playas. It's your boy Joshy here. I'm 25 and live in the Gashouse in NC. I am an assistant manager at Dominos Pizza, for now at least. I'm also a grad student at UNC Charlotte, getting my Masters degree in Applied Math: Concentration in Statistics. I plan on graduating in May '08, at which time I will hopefully be able to get a job as an actuary, doing statistics work for insurance companies. fun stuff eh? i like it. cause i'm a dork. and dorks are the new cool. say werd
Mostly I just wanna have a good time and enjoy life. My friends and family are my world, so mess with them and you're asking for trouble.
I love watchin movies, scary ones, comedies, action, about anything. I play poker in my spare time, tryin to make a little money on the side. Told you i was a dork. I do enjoy goin out every now and then too, havin a few beers and dancin it up a little. I like to have a variety in my life, not always out, but not always at home watchin a movie either. I love havin fun and makin people laugh.
Anything else? Just ask. I'm an open book.
AIM - JoshyD15
Yahoo - JoshMoney04
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Josh, Joshy, Money
Birthday: n/a. i'm a clone, i wasn't born. i was created. and now i will take over the world
Birthplace: see above jackass
Current Location: at my computer
Eye Color: how the hell should i know. i can't see my OWN eyes dumbass
Hair Color: again how the hell should i know that my eyes don't turn that way
Height: not quite as tall as my bed is long
Right Handed or Left Handed: i actually have one of each hand, works out nice for me
Your Heritage: the real Josh. i'm his clone, so he's my only ancestor
The Shoes You Wore Today: are out in the garage by the door
Your Weakness: plutonium (much worse than kryptonite, way more deadly)
Your Fears: giant earthworms evolving and attacking us all
Your Perfect Pizza: dominos. with a hot chick on top
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: wipe my own ass
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wanna cyber?
Thoughts First Waking Up: i don't wake up, i don't sleep, i'm a clone, i do not require it
Your Best Physical Feature: the in between my toes
Your Bedtime: i usually pretend to go to bed around i'll say 2 am on average, factoring in late nights at work and needing to pretend to go early for school
Your Most Missed Memory: playing catch with the real josh
Pepsi or Coke: i'm allergic
MacDonalds or Burger King: for what? pooping on?
Single or Group Dates: pssssh like i could get a date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: whichever tastes more like beer
Chocolate or Vanilla: i taste just like candy
Cappuccino or Coffee: frapaccino. from starbucks. or joe muggs now i guess too. with candy or chocolate brownie or java chips in it. booyah
Do you Smoke: only the competition
Do you Swear: i swear i'll kick ur ass if u don't stop annoying me
Do you Sing: how else would i please all my adoring fans
Do you Shower Daily: if the situation calls for it
Have you Been in Love: once. with a stripper. didn't work out.
Do you want to go to College: your mom goes to college
Do you want to get Married: only if she's hot and puts out
Do you belive in yourself: i'll assume they mean believe. and then i won't answer anyways
Do you get Motion Sickness: G spot rocks the G spot. hey i rhymed
Do you think you are Attractive: do wookies have fur?
Are you a Health Freak: no just a freak
Do you get along with your Parents: if they give me money and leave me alone
Do you like Thunderstorms: love em. it's fun to shampoo my hair and run outside in the rain and play frisbee whilst washing my hair
Do you play an Instrument: i'll play your instrument baby
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i dunno, i'm too drunk to remember right now
In the past month have you Smoked: i smoked ur mom last night
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i got high on life
In the past month have you gone on a Date: don't think so. but i think i got one soon. Chili's baby YEAH
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: that's kind of personal don't u think
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no but i did stay at a holiday inn express last night
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: beg your pardon?
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah i performed in a play called "The man of your dreams"
In the past month have you been Dumped: no but i took a dump
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes 7 times
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: 17 cents and half a baby ruth
Ever been Drunk: what happens in the dominos walk-in, stays in the dominos walk-in
Ever been called a Tease: ever been called a hottie?
Ever been Beaten up: nah i'm freakishly strong
Ever Shoplifted: i'm kinda horny right now
How do you want to Die: a pyscho ex-girlfriend taking revenge and chewing off my head and all my limbs
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a NINJA
What country would you most like to Visit: the U.S.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: white
Favourite Hair Color: bald
Short or Long Hair: very short, like bald
Height: about up to my waist or so
Weight: 10-20 lbs
Best Clothing Style: slutty
Number of Drugs I have taken: me or him?
Number of CDs I own: square root of 7
Number of Piercings: nada
Number of Tattoos: uno
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1. taking this survey
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