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Michelle

You can't drive me crazy..I'm close enough to walk

About Me



Joey Big-Lips
People Iced: Twenty Four
Car Bombs Planted: Five
Favorite Weapon Shank
Arms Broken: Eighteen
Eyes Gouged: Fifteen
Tongues Cut Off: Two
Biggest Enemy: Knuckle Skinner
Get Your HITMAN Name

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My Interests

My dogs, sleeping, movies, music, reading, watching sports.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a brain that can hold decent conversation. If you can handle occasional sarcastic outbursts that resemble Turrets Syndrome (without the head twitching..lol), let's talk!
Which NASCAR driver has a restraining order against you? by mistressfishie
Name/SN
Driver Jeff Gordon
Reason That wrench you stuck in his car's engine
Restraing order expires November 20, 2026
Until then you Still stalk him

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Music:

Santana, Danzig, Rob Zombie, Frank Sinatra, Harry Connick Jr., Eminem, Green Day, Hank Williams Jr, Metallica, The Ramones, Dead Milkmen, Dead Kennedys, Front 242, Ministry, The Cult, The Doors, Neil Young, Nirvana, Dean Martin, Disco, 80's, and many more....

Movies:

Raiders of the Lost Ark (everyone wants to be Indiana Jones! lol), Tombstone, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Ref, old movies, sci-fi, documentaries, basically anything that doesn't have Kevin Costner, Leonardo DiCaprio or Keanu Reeves.

Television:

History Channel, Law & Order, Forensic Files, NASCAR, Football, news, anything that looks interesting.

Books:

I'll read anything except sappy romance novels. Like that stuff happens in real life... oh pleeeeeease!

Heroes:

US Military, Bugs Bunny & Brett Favre. (interesting combination huh?)

My Blog

Do NASCAR drivers have skills?

I was recently asked why I like NASCAR over other types of racing that actually involve drivers with "skills". Well.. I thought about it and I offered the following example of why I think NASCAR drive...
Posted by Michelle on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 08:16:00 PST

Driving Tip: 3

Here's one you'll really like..... If you're like me, you get so damn sick of people rubbernecking when another motorist is pulled over by a cop or if there is an accident. So here are the rules (as I...
Posted by Michelle on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 02:04:00 PST

Driving Tip .2

Ok..There's something that has been bugging me for a very long time..... Why do people that drive very large SUVs, Hummers, and huge 4WD pickups always slow to a snails pace when they come t...
Posted by Michelle on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 08:46:00 PST

My sick pup

My dog Cheyenne has diabetes and she gave me quite a scare this week. Her blood sugar was 300!! YIKES! I posted a new picture of her in my photos... she looks so cute! I'm just not ready to lose her a...
Posted by Michelle on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 06:16:00 PST

Driving Tip of the Week....

As most of my friends know, my biggest pet peeve is with people who don't know how to f@*king drive. So.... Here's my road rage.. Ummm I mean driving tip.. of the week: Way back in driver's ed ...
Posted by Michelle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST