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Matthew

UNDER CONSTRUCTION!..still

About Me

Honestly I came to Myspace to find Charlotte & then decided on my own half hearted attempt with which you probably regretting finding yourself on now. Ok then a bit about me…erm. I’m a writer, albeit a crap one, of poetry and prose and hopefully you’ll take some time to read some of the work I intend to post in my ‘blog’ (have no idea what a blog is). I considered myself an passionate philanthropist and a romantic optimist. On the subject of romance I’m probably classed as an old fashioned romantic but always unlucky in love. Animals I love (not sexually) although I’m a hypocritical carnivore as in I hate animal harm but I still eat them. I’m a deeply spiritual person believing that God is everything and so I’m a bit of an eco warrior. Kinda juxtaposed perhaps is that I hope to get into the RAF one day. If you’re mad enough to want to know more then please message me.

My Interests

I love words. I love to write & I also read about a book a day. I am the biggest James Bond fan on earth. Books & Bond are the road to my heart. I adore animals, my favourite is the meerkat & if I were I rich man I'd like my own menagerie. History, philosophy, film, martial arts(non practising), PS2 gamer, Playboy, Crystals, Magic(illusions & close up), spell craft(non practising), poker, meeting new people, learning new things, travel (never been outside uk yet but would like to) And much to my family's distain I'm getting into musicals again, I profuse to sing without knowing the words

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet anyone and everyone as I enjoy others' company. I'm attracted to the classic screen siren look Grace Kelly, Eva Longoria (Grrwll). I tend to be attracted by inner virtues & the character of a person. Please don't be shy to send me a message, I'm no oil painting as you can see, I'll always reply in the same courtesy as it was written.LINKS TO MY NAUGHTY FRIENDS SITES(click their pic & PREVIEW their site. some free content)Note: I believe all the sites listed above & below offer great value for money & a great service. That's why I advertise them for FREE! If you want your own free "mini banner" to your site then provide me with the link & tell me why it deserves 1. Please nominate a STAR's not a studio's site for adult content list. ONLY the best will make it.MY OTHER TOP SITES(great products/services/info/FREE content). All "Mini Banners" are designed by me

Music:

I appreciate music for it's verse(a pompous thing to say I know) so I don't really have a favourite musical genre except you are likely to mostly find 'proper rock' on my playlists. My Chemical Romance, Lost Prophets, G&R, Aerosmith, Greenday etc.

Movies:

Film is a passion on mine & there ain't enough space to list my favourites. I'm a bit disenchanted with the big studios at the mo & prefer alternative, new wave, eastern cinema, cult british cinema and of course James Bond

Television:

I'll watch anything, excluding reality tv which is shit. Some of my top shows are Lost, House, Hex, Have I got News For You, Shameless, My Name is Earl, The Shield, The Simpsons, My Fairly Odd Parents & desperate housewives but only to letch at Eva (grrwwll)

Books:

I'll read anything excluding romantic fiction which is lazy writing, besides it's been superseded by chick lit. Without doubt my favourite book is Watership Down by Richard Adams. Though my Favourite author is Chuck Palahniuk. Ian Fleming deserves a mention. Favourite playwright is Arthur Miller(how apt the crucible is in our time now). Favourite poet Shamus Heeney although the 'War poets' are my favourite poems. I love the old greek poets & rhapsodes. my 3 favourite shakespeare plays are The Tempest, Much Ado About Nothing & Midsumer Night's Dream.I'm quite good with my Shakespearean quotes from other plays.

Heroes:

Jackie Chan, Ray Mears, Bruce Lee, Che Guevara, Douglas Bader, James Bond, Homer Simpson, Hugh Hefner

My Blog

Exclusive social site for celebrities, Elitism or Justified?(please post opinions)

This is a post of my orignal bulletin. I have posted it here to open opinion and I promise that no opinion will be removed as long as it is "on topic". For once I'm using this whilst I'm sanus mens so...
Posted by Matthew on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 06:48:00 PST

Cunty-fuck-faced companys bitch(venomous poem)

Introduction What sparked off this latest bout of venom is a letter I received a few days ago from the fucking-stale-spunky-arsehole that was my previous employers.  It essentially instructed me ...
Posted by Matthew on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 04:06:00 PST

Working the game

Introduction Again something bothers me so the words have spilled onto the paper. as always it is posted unedited and without consideration to form. Working The Game Inside I am porcelain cast Such a ...
Posted by Matthew on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:53:00 PST

Animal abuse(another crap one)

Sorry as I'm stuck for writing ideas at the mo I decided to knock this one out.   I unzipped his cage, freed from faille, Me frustrated Neanderthal male. Before a thumping, cunningly caressed To ...
Posted by Matthew on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 07:03:00 PST

More 'puppy-dogging' sorry.

Ok so sorry I posted another one, after promising not to, but at the moment all I can write is about Charlotte which is a little bit frustrating.  Not wanting my blog to go empty, if I can make a...
Posted by Matthew on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 05:57:00 PST

An almost limerick. "Ode to my beard"

His myspace address ended paladin, And he wanted to grow a beard like Errol Flynn, After shaving his face, Came a look of disgrace, As he had trimmed a fanny on his poor ol'-chin.   Only because ...
Posted by Matthew on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:23:00 PST

I am bored!

Looking lost and with tedium glaze, As a cat in languid laze. I am bound with boredom Ideas come slowly, seldom. Longing for adult conversation, Needing some form of purgation, From the mausoleum of o...
Posted by Matthew on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 02:38:00 PST

she my poetry

Explanation I hope anyone reading this can forgive me this little indulgence.  Often I write about things that are important to me or how I'm feeling at a particular point in time. ...
Posted by Matthew on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:04:00 PST

Spider

Spider Silvered strands of weaved web, In evening breeze flow and ebb, Arachnes' Ancestors spun. Out of sight, now work is done, Waiting with, artistic trap, For unlucky Prey's mishap, Then agile, she...
Posted by Matthew on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:31:00 PST

Attraction

Attraction Falling for, a girl I barely know. But in my heart, my feelings stow.   I can't help, delight in her face, The prettiest girl in the human race.   It feels weird and maybe wrong, ...
Posted by Matthew on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 02:50:00 PST