The Snypes...Formed when a chance meeting of random heroes stumbled upon each other in the dense underbrush of the Norweigian fjords. After a fierce battle that lasted for exactly 12 minutes and 24 1/2 sec. each opposing member decided to put aside their differences and form a rock band. Swapping weapons of might handed down from their perspective ancestry for Instruments of musical destruction, the Snypes forged onward into the fray of crappy rock and metal bands. Killing all wussy and fake rockers in thier way the Snypes unleashed pure unadulterated rock hillarity among the masses and it was good! JASPER INDACAN- A 1970's Motorcycle renegade, he went beserk after being kicked out of the Hells Angels for bringing sandwiches to a bake sale. In his monstorous fury he set about knocking over mailboxes, throwing snap pops at senior citizens and commited several acts of indecent exposure at a dialysis clinic. After being released from a overnight stay at the local jail he was picked up as a roadie for a Norweigan Death Metal Band. Several tours later he was fired from his roadie duties for " Not knowing shit about anything!"and also for "Eating the sacrificial goat" He is now playing guitar and handling most vocal responsibilties for The Snypes. PUDDLES- A Tauren Hunter who,Upon reaching level 60 and getting his teir 4 raid gear, decided to set out and see what real life had to offer. The journey first led him to the jungles of Guatemala where he entered into the Guatemalan Thumb Wrestling Circuit as "El Blanco Muerte." With his stunning red and green mask Puddles dominated the circuit until he was horribly wounded in an El Diablo Thumb tack match. One of the tacks went through the mask and into his head. Medical anyalysis showed that the tack was very short and didn't even break the skin but Puddles refused to have the tack removed because he was afraid it might hurt and ran into the dense foliage of Guatemala to avoid the doctors. In the jungle he found the Cowbell of Thor and, upon ringing it, was transported to Norway and blessed with almighty cowbell skills. He now wears a viking helmet to honor his god...and the mask which he claims is eternally fused to his skull. With Thors Cowbell skills Puddles joined the Snypes...until the Burning Legion is released and he must rush to level 70. SAMU THE BUTCHER - A Russian transplant who arrived in Norway from Partsunknown just outside of Moscow. After studying bass playernomics under Makavisu Maharabi at the Budokan he set out on a mission to become the greatest russian, viking, bass player in the history of the world. To make ends meet he became a butcher in Oslo and an instrument assassinator at night. No instrument was safe from the mighty Samu. Seeing the bass guitar as the only legitimate instrument...he felt all other instruments need to die. He was paid well but was not fulfilled so he turned his attention to cow tipping and became a heavyweight champion. A chance pissing in the forest led him to overhear a violent rumble between Puddles and Jasper Indacan. Never one to leave a fight...he zipped up and jumped in the fray, hitting bass notes of doom while making the ground shake. After the fight was broken up by understanding. The three convened and The Snypes were born.
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