not so much "interests" as "general", summed up with a short story written by jim "hearts and kittens" sardino: "mr. president, i just got off the phone with miss trustworthy and she says the 'disarm' code for the nuclear warhead is 5905. she sounded very sure of herself. we're saved!"hallelujah! remind me to institute a monarchy and make her queen just as soon as all of this is over. alright...5905...but mr. secretary this keypad only goes from 1 to 6, therefore rendering 9s, to say nothing of 0s, quite impossiKABLOOOOOOOEY!!!" this was a dramatization. however, it is based on events taken from real life. my real life in which the part of the president was played by me, the part of miss trustworthy by audrey and the part of the nuclear-warhead-disarming keypad by a bike lock. the moral of the story is: if it were up to audrey's memory, we'd all be speaking french and walking everywhere when it's nice outside. it's worse than it sounds. oh, and then theres also this guy...
me as a non-smoker and jim.
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royal tenenbaums. rushmore. the jerk. labrynth. donnie darko. battle royale. eraserhead. evil dead... mulholland drive. true romance. zoolander. julien donkey boy. dancer in the dark. the graduate. punch drunk love. velvet goldmine. basquiat. so i married an axe murderer. night of the living dead. hotel room. memento. santa sangre. brain candy. clerks. hedwig. gattaca. instrument. american beauty. forstella ford limiting the experience, ("look how pink europe made me" the jim and whitney story, and justin's unfortunate christmas).
kids in the hall. twin peaks. seinfeld. curb your enthusiasm. mr. show. pbs. fresh prince. arrested development. space ghost. strangers with candy. the real life story of my guinea pig Montesquieu.
babies and other hazards of sex. the A to Z guide to dating, book on tape, narrated by john ritter. other really awesome stuff too.
mom. jim"hearts and kittens"sardino. d.diggy andrews. warhol. egon scheile. rauchenberg. barry mcgee. spiderman. thomyorke. ian mackaye. guy picciotto. bill callahan. chan marshall. kim gordon and thurston moore. thomas campbell. bowie. kurt vonnegut. the davids cross, sedaris, foley and lynch. bill cosby. axle rose. danzig. steve martin. agent dale cooper.