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About Me


quixotic

My Interests

"You must always have a secret plan. Everything depends on this: it is the only question. So as not to be conquered by the conquered territory in which you lead your life, so as not to feel the horrible inertia wrecking your will and bending you to the ground, so as not to spend a single night more wondering what there is to do or how to connect with your neighbors and countrymen, you must make secret plans without respite. Plan for adventure, plan for pleasure, plan for pandemonium, as you wish; but plan, lay plans constantly.And when you come to, on the steps of the presidential palace, in the green grass beside the highway, in youe cell's gloomy solitude, your secret plan finished or foiled, ask your comrades, ask your cellmates....ask everything that ponders, everything that wanders, everything that sings, everything that stings- ask them what time it is; and your comrades, your cellmates....all will answer: "It is time for a new secret plan. So as not to be the martyred slave of routine, plan adventure, plan pleasure, plan pandemonium, as you wish; but plan, plan secretly and without respite."

I'd like to meet:

the one on the left.

A HD camera of my very own.Some more trees and a house on the river.Maybe someone to condescend to me about my musical taste or lack of knowledge, that sounds nice.

You all know who you are

Lurk on My Friends

Music:

Billy Ray Cyrus.

Movies:

Some day, hopefully the ones I make.
i love i love i love movies- repo man,
they live, the warriors, wild style, evil dead 1, 2, army of darkness, cemetary man,
secretary, gummo, faster pussycat kill kill, city of lost children, boogie nights, Frida,
talk to her, taxi driver, american beauty, videodrome, the goonies, crash,
clockwork orange, rocky horror, tamala 2010, tetsuo
the ironman, harold and maude, wild at heart, revenge of the nerds, wet hot
american summer, anchorman, dodgeball, mi vida loca, the neverending story, heathers,
16 candles, the breakfast club, ziegfield girl, freaks, fight club, labyrinth,
old Max Fletcher cartoons, dazed and confused, sleepaway camp,
lord of the rings, donnie darko, metropolis, boys don't cry,
nowhere, doom generation, suburbia,
purple rain, punch drunk love, all the real girls, santa sangre, anything Jack Nicholson
was in before 1980, RICHARD KERN, JOHN WATERS, WES ANDERSON,
ETHAN INDORF,
anything involving ZOMBIES

Television:

Animal Planet is better than prozac. Arrested Development on DVD. Carnivale is the latest DVD binge.

Books:

geek love, godspeed,
youth in revolt, survivor, invisible monsters,
the heart is deceitful above all things,
john waters obsessions,
one flew over the cuckoos nest,
everything by David Sedaris,
the thesaurus,
books of photography and street fashion,
the little prince, lord of the rings trilogy, evasion,
Found magazine, Hamburger Eyes is some good shit

Heroes:

dave eggers
everyone willing to take real risks and step outside of their comfortable little place in the world.

My Blog

The question that torments me

If The Olds are going deaf why are they always complaining that the music's too loud?
Posted by !DAR-BOT! on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:00 PST

They're just fattening us up before the feast.

Someone I know works for a large corporation involved in advertising, specifically, force-feeding people advertising in places where they have little choice but to watch the screen while they wait.The...
Posted by !DAR-BOT! on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 12:54:00 PST

what happened to Yank?

You know those Yank boxes all over town are always empty these days. Did they stop making it or are there really hordes of guys out there waiting for the paper guy to deliver the new ones every week a...
Posted by !DAR-BOT! on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 03:17:00 PST

do it for free speech, do it for porn

Our current government never ceases to enrage me. I don't even get a day in between being pissed off before there's something new to worry about- to read about it please, copy and paste this into y...
Posted by !DAR-BOT! on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 07:54:00 PST

zombie movie nerd

"Blasphemy? Before what God?A God repulsed by the miserable humanity he created in his own image?I will not be shackeled by the failures of your God.The only blasphemy I see is to wallow in insignifi...
Posted by !DAR-BOT! on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 02:02:00 PST

"you must always have a secret plan."

"Everything depends on this: it is the only question. So as not to be conquered by the conquered territory in which you lead your life, so as not to feel the horrible inertia wrecking your will and be...
Posted by !DAR-BOT! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If he lets YOU stick it in, then you REALLY have something

Last night a couple in their 20's came in to the restaurant that I work at. The girl brought 3 candles to put in the dessert they ordered. "It's our 3 MONTH ANNIVERSARY!!" she squealed.Apparantly the ...
Posted by !DAR-BOT! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

summer

it's comingmakes me think of homePictures by Katie!getting lost in the forest, floating down the river in an innertube, cold beer in my hand, skinny dipping off the dock at night, big pick up trucks, ...
Posted by !DAR-BOT! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

egh.

There's this gay cherry blossom festival parade thing down in front of the Capital. Target decided to go with a Japanese theme by having white girls dress up in Target logo kimonos and have guys pul...
Posted by !DAR-BOT! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Frankly,

Mr. Shankly, this position I've held It pays my way, and it corrodes my soul I want to leave, you will not miss me I want to go down in musical history Frankly, Mr. Shankly, I'm a sickening wreck ...
Posted by !DAR-BOT! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST