A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST |
Due to increasing product liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol con...
Posted by Deon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Must Read |
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the co...
Posted by Deon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Old People |
A reporter interviewing a 104 year-old woman asks, "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.
She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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Posted by Deon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Passenger Seat Driver |
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MA...
Posted by Deon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Lawyer Questions |
Why Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't
prepared for the answer:
In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his
first witness to the stand, a grandmot...
Posted by Deon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS |
The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m. (a...
Posted by Deon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Teaching Prospect |
After being interviewed by the school administration, the eager teaching prospect said:
"Let me see if I've got this right.
You want me to go into that room with all those kids and fill their ever...
Posted by Deon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Two Minute Management Course |
Lesson one:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him,
"Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."
So...
Posted by Deon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
CAN COLD WATER CLEAN DISHES? |
A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded,
rural area of Georgia.
After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him
consisting of eggs and bacon.
He...
Posted by Deon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
STUPID |
1. Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the te...
Posted by Deon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
