Samuel

Sup, my name’s Samuel. I drink….A LOT. You would too if you lived under a rock in a marsh. I’ve always wanted to be a baller, but my tail and 7 inch stature prevent that from happening. I’m trying to make the best of myself though. I think I’m very caring, a supportive friend, and a good listener. I’m laid back and like to laugh. I’m not necessarily the life of the party, but the quiet guy who’s always smiling. I am an oddball with my green spots and all, but most girls think I’m really cute. Lately I’ve had a fixation with preparing foods with corn meal. My psychiatrist says it has something to do with not being breast fed when I was a larva. And actually, she’s not a “real” psychologist, but a frog that lives down the street and reads a lot of shrink books. I love to go clubbing, love the people watching and pretty girls, but I don’t go that often out of fear of being smooshed. I like to travel, watch movies and play tennis. I’m afraid of snakes. Don’t get me wrong, they are good people and have their place, but they just usually try to eat me and I’m not really down with that.