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Lorna

Every time cheese melts an angel gets it's wings...

About Me

I hate hoochie mamas, I have a love affair with cheese, I'm no longer a body piercer, I really like strongbow, I'm reasonably educated, I try not to be as bitter and mean as I used to be but some times it still slips out, I am a home grown Alberta girl who will probably never move back there, I like hippy food, I like yoga, I hate metallic shoes and accessories, I own more t-shits than the average person ever would want to, I used to be in a punk band, I am married to the biggest four year old you'll ever meet, I don't drink coffee.....

My Interests

I like scratch and wins and timmypoo

I'd like to meet:

not realy anyone I don't already know.... if I don't see you at least once or twice a year, send me a message reminding me why I know you and then you'll get and add.... otherwise I'll ignore you....

Music:

ok... so I hate the distillers... but not as much as I hate no doubt.... otherwise.... bands that don't suck

Movies:

sad ones.... I like it when nathan cries

Television:

passionate eye and any documentary about how horrible life is anywhere but here.... I swear I'm going to africa one day to apply bandaides and give polio vaccinations....

Books:

shitty little stories about shitty little things.... beaten women, self immolation, genocide...

Heroes:

miho....

My Blog

Nerve reply .2

so... here's the final response in 229 words... the editor for the Nerve said "Brevity is the soul of wit..." Well& someone hates me& boo hoo.  This is a reply to the dude who in February wrote...
Posted by Lorna on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:38:00 PST

Me vs some guy that writes into the Nerve

Ok... so some of my friends tell me that there is crap about me in the Nerve... it turns out some loser writes in, prompted by an article about Greg's new band, and has the following cr...
Posted by Lorna on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 11:16:00 PST

Sad

I don't want to work far away from home anymore... I hate saying good bye to Tim... I'm so sick of this... some one give me a bunch of thousands of dollars so I don't have to do this anymore... please...
Posted by Lorna on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 07:56:00 PST

rig guys are priceless sometimes

So... there are these two guys that work nights on the rig named Silas and Andrew... Andrew was taking a nap and Silas was on the computer when a friend of Andrews pops up on msn... this is the conver...
Posted by Lorna on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 09:48:00 PST

So I'm off to the wild wild woods

Off to work again... I should be back the last week of June till second week of July!... that's if everything works the way I want it too.... it is rather unpredictable up in the patch...   I wil...
Posted by Lorna on Sat, 20 May 2006 11:17:00 PST

The end of an era

Well it's my last day working as a piercer.... I'd think that I'd be sadder about it.  I guess, unlike a lot of the piercers I know, this bizz doesn't define who I am.  For years I've been r...
Posted by Lorna on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 08:35:00 PST

I'm a big quitter...

So... for those that don't know I'm quitting piercing.  I'll likely work 4 to 6 days in Jan and then I'm done.  So if anyone was putting off getting a piercing by me they may want to come in...
Posted by Lorna on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 03:14:00 PST

myspace is creepy

I've decided that myspace is creepy.  I almost feel like I know the people whose profiles I frequent, but have never met.  I think it would be unnerving if someone were to come up to me...
Posted by Lorna on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 05:21:00 PST

Tim thinks he's funny!

I mentioned that next month is our 9 year anniversary and jokingly asked how big my diamond is going to be&. He told me that theres no diamond but, hes got a swift kick in the head on lay away& ...
Posted by Lorna on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 09:26:00 PST

how I spent my Saturday night....

out in the rain after a car in the car park just below our appartment blew up... fucking scary! as soon as photobucket will let me I'llpost some pictures!
Posted by Lorna on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 10:34:00 PST