In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
Friedrich Nietzche
Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all.
Toni Morrison
Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250 Harper's Index, October 1989
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be. Kurt Vonnegut
I like to have a martini. Two at the most. Three and I’m under the table. Four and I’m under the host.Dorothy Parker
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. Woody Allen
If someone betrays you once, it’s their fault; if they betray you twice, it’s your fault. Eleanor Roosevelt
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. Mark Twain
They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. Andy Warhol
There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing. Oscar Wilde
I read part of it all the way through. Samuel Goldwyn
To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead. Bertrand Russell
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. Pablo Picasso
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. Sir Winston Churchill
Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. Putt's Law
It isn't kind to cultivate a friendship just so one will have an audience. Lawana Blackwell
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein
The cautious seldom err. Confucius
But seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already. Walter Rant
Drama is life with the dull bits cut out. Alfred Hitchcock
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? And if not now, when? Rabbi Hillel
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. Groucho Marx
We must never forget that art is not a form of propaganda; it is a form of truth. John F. Kennedy
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues. Elizabeth Taylor
The big secret in life is that there is no big secret. Whatever your goal, you can get there if you're willing to work. Oprah Winfrey
Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. Marilyn Monroe
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. Amy Tan
You can't have everything. Where would you put it? Steven Wright
I have found that among its other benefits, giving liberates the soul of the giver. Maya Angelou
Another belief of mine: that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise. Margaret Atwood
Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.
J. R. R. Tolkien
A dress has no meaning unless it makes a man want to take it off Francoise Sagan
Instant gratification takes too long. Carrie Fisher
Learn to value yourself, which means: to fight for your happiness. Ayn Rand
A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. Carl Reiner
Evil is always possible. Goodness is a difficulty. Anne Rice
My favorite animal is steak. Fran Lebowitz
I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile. Goldie Hawn
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Timothy Leary
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. Aesop
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. John Lennon
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
John Cleese
Before success in any man's life he is sure to meet with much temporary defeat and, perhaps, some failure. When defeat overtakes a man, the easiest and most logical thing to do is to quit. That is exactly what the majority of men do. Napoleon Hill
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad. Salvador Dali
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances. Jay Leno
Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. Robert G. Allen
Dance is the hidden language of the soul. Martha Graham
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
It's also helpful to realize that this very body that we have, that's sitting right here right now... with its aches and it pleasures... is exactly what we need to be fully human, fully awake, fully alive. Pema Chodron
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it. Roald Dahl, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
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