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Patterballs

"There's more than one way to scratch a human's groin."-- Anonymous, pissed off, s

My Interests

Television:

Sports Highlights and CSI. That is all. Thank you. P.S. Reality television sucks balls

My Blog

First Montreal St. Paddy's, Last Comic Standing

Well, it was another one of those "this can only happen to me" weekends for Steve Patterson. But first, I'd like to talk about what happened for millions of Irish and Irish wannabe people on Sunday. T...
Posted by Patterballs on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:46:00 PST

COMNG BACK UP OVER

Well, I can't believe a month has come and gone in Australia, but it has. The entire trip was amazing, other than the fact that Intenet access is expensive and I need to get into better shape when spe...
Posted by Patterballs on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 12:12:00 PST

Melbourne

This blog will be a full-blown journal entry on my website, for those who want to know more. But basically, to those who don't know, Melbourne Australia is one of the world's best cities for daylife a...
Posted by Patterballs on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:45:00 PST

RAIN

 I guess I shouldn't be surprised that it rained really hard today in the Australian rainforest. We're in a town called "Cairns" (pronounced "cans") and watching the hardest downpour I have ever ...
Posted by Patterballs on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:18:00 PST

EARTH, FIRE AND WINE

Hey friends,Have been in Australia less than a week, but have seen a LOT. Stayed with my friend Adrian and his wife Kellie in their beachside condo in Manly (about 20 minutes from Sydney). He picked u...
Posted by Patterballs on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:47:00 PST

ARRIVED IN AUSTRALIA!!!!!

Hey friends, I'm writing this blog seated on my freinds balcony in Manly Australia, just outside of Sydney. Adrian was kind enouugh to pick Bianca and I up from the airport yesterday and he has just m...
Posted by Patterballs on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 02:42:00 PST

Undebatably Funny and Undebatably NOT

UNDEBATABLY FUNNY SHOW I know, I know, I promised updates about my just past Grey Cup weekend and I will provide those as soon as the 3 day hangover has fully passed and some of the memories begin to ...
Posted by Patterballs on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:55:00 PST

this is the week I fix my space up...

Literally and figuratively, I'm going to get this myspace thing figured out this week. After travelling around Western Canada for the past two months and around New York all last week, I can honestly ...
Posted by Patterballs on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 09:26:00 PST