jerry redd

so i thought i'd take this space to say a little something about my "top friends"---------------1.)RIE - my twin, i love to sing a capella karaoke with her, and also my favorite eyebrows; 2.)LISSA - one of my favorite boone sisters and my favorite dancer; 3.)MORGAN - my other favorite boone sister and she is married to my little bro and she made sure i got out of jail; 4.)WINGATE - my favorite cop and he took the fall so we could graduate college; 5.)BIG D - the reason wingate had to take the fall; 6.)BO - the first night i took the tonic out of my gin was with bo; 7.)JIMBO - my favorite bass player; 8.)CAPITAL - we mastered super mario bros together; 9.)MIKEY - my favorite guitar player; 10.)DEREK - my favorite logician (it could be nonsense but there's no way to tell); 11.)RAY - my favorite memory artist, also the only person i've actually done a drag show with; 12.)BLYNCH - well, one of his nicknames is texas red and one of my nicknames is oklahoma blynch; 13.)BRAD - my favorite cooker of cow, sow, and fowl; 14.)BROWN - rainbow around the sun is the best record to come out of oklahoma; 15.)KODY - if i'm on my way to jail or in a wreck this guy knows first; 16.)BECKY - at one time, my favorite dancer/trapeze artist...now, my favorite advice columnist; 17.)STEVEN STARK - my favorite conversationalist at any moment at any party; 18.)DIGSY - a dandy handyman...a little shady shifty-eyed motherfucker too; 19.)ZEON - one day he'll get that cool serial killler nickname i'm sure he's earned; 20.)LLH - bunch of jerks; 21.)THE CONDITION - the fight in the dog; 22.)NATHAN - my cousin...he's always been the cool one 23.)CHEBON - i know that if i fall down on mondays then i've got a ride home 24.)GLISTER - they had me open for them my first solo show