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About Me

I like to make up jokes that aren't funny and then tell them to everyone I know more than once.

I've never seen Napoleon Dynamite and never will. Out of spite

"The sad truth is you'd rather follow the school into the net /
'cause swimming alone at sea is not the kind of freedom that you actually want"

My Interests

Patton

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who knows the difference between "then" and "than"

Music:

I'm so indie I'm indieindie so I just listen to pop.

Movies:

Bad Santa

Television:

Colbert Report, Bill Maher, West Wing, Nip/Tuck, Oz, Sopranos, 24, Family Guy, Deadwood, The Shield, Six Feet Under, and pretty much anything else on DVD. The History and Discovery Channels too. Reno 911.

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk, Howard Zinn, Chomsky, Daniel Quinn, Snow Crash and The Diamond Age, the Ender series. Orwell and Huxley, Greeks, Romans, and whatever I'm reading right now.

Heroes:

Major General William T. Sherman , Henry VIII, Charles Darwin, Socrates (his life) and Pol Pot. Also flying squirrels for their evolutionary innovation.