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About Me


WELCOME TO MY PAGE This page is collection of my life experiences. GOOD AND BAD I have always had a lot of questions about people , life, and human nature. I have been lucky to live in a ton of amazing places and meet equally amazing people. Although, this page has much to do about sex...that is just one aspect of me..I just find the topic of sex very interesting ..and the extremes people (particularly gay men) .. go to ... to get it. Experiencing the things I have I always knew that one day I would write about them (mostly the funny side of them) ..so throughout my page are some of those experiences or .."LIFE LESSONS" that I have always found hysterical, disturbing, desperate, and most of all distasteful.
Lastly, there are not alot of generalizations that I can accurately make about people.. but the one thing that always stikes me is.. the desire for people .. TO BE ACCEPTED So even though I make fun of certain types or groups of people on my page..I believe that there is room for everyone. I love that the world is full of different people..Thank God for that....and for lube.
DADDY'S MYSPACE KEY In order to get the most out of my page ...there are a few words I need to define.
BFW- what is a bottom feeding whore..also the name of my doll line.
Please meet****
BFW COMMANDO
BFW MAN WHORE
BFW BATH HOUSE
(available exclusively at Wal-Mart)
MSBF- what is myspace boyfriend.
HATERADE- what is a drink for haters. Available in a variety of flavors..just an fyi.
WHORACLE- what is a whore who can see the future. Its like the whore version of the Matrix.
WHORE OF THE YEAR BIATCHES
I recently won "WHORE OF THE YEAR", it was a very proud momemt..none of which would of been possible without ALL ( and were way into triple digits here) my John's!! THANK YOU.
WHORE'S HAVE MORE FUN....
True....but "BFW'S" get paid ......
ARE YOU A LUBE WHORE?
Do you have a hard time opening doors??
Have you ever fallen victim to lube poisoning??
Is it hard to take your viagra..because the pill keeps slipping out of your hand??
Has your foot ever slipped out from under you..while you were fucking someone??
Is your remote control covered in plastic??...mine to..lol
Have you ever heard these words??.." OK, OK enough lube"
Have you ever said.." sorry I am not doing this without lube"??
Has a trick ever stuck you with a dry cleaning bill??
Do tricks cover their furniture when you come over to play?
Do you travel with lube..for fear of not having it?
Do you ever find yourself day dreaming of your own brand of lube? I do mine is for women...it would be called ..PUSSY JUICE!!!
Do you find yourself bargain shopping for lube..ie do you clip lube coupons??
Do you know at least 5 brands of lube off hand?
If you answered ' YES' to any of these questions...make sure I know ..so when we hook up ...I know that I can leave my lube at home!!!!
ps..ever have that shit open up when you travel..such a mess..always pack in a plastic bag..I've "heard" that helps!!
WHAT IS HATERADE??
...and why you should drink with caution.
Haterade is the evil (jealous) step sister of the drink you know as ..Gatorade. Athlete's drink Gatorade for its refreshing flavors and its important stamina building properties, mainly electrolytes. These electrolytes are what keep the athlete hydrated and going strong.
On the other hand, people who partake in Haterade drink it to sharpen their skills of "hating" ...Hating can be defined as putting down someone usually out of evny or genuine dislike for ones-self..Either way its usually FUCKING FUNNY!!.
Gatorade Ingredients: Water, sucrose syrup, high fructose corn syrup, citric acid, natural flavoring, salt, sodium, monopotassium, and phosphoric acid..( pretty straight forward)
Haterade Ingredients: Hate, detest, self-hatred, revulsion, abhorrence, disgust, and horror..(may contain traces of envy )
*** not to be confused with Powerade..that is the drink of bottoms!!
I hope that this answers any questions on the worlds most popular wedding, clubbing, socializing cocktail.
*** CAUTION TOO MUCH EXPOSURE TO HATERADE..CAN LEAVE YOU BITTER..BARREN..JADED..AND MOST OF ALL ALONE. BUT IF ITS ALL IN GOOD FUN..HAVE SOMEONE POUR YOU A BIG ASS CUP ..AND TELL THEM MARK SENT YOU!!!!
BEFORE YOU FRIEND REQUEST ME..
OK NOW WE HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS ....its like discussing my fee before the trick...a little umcomfortable ..but always necessary!!! So please read the statement below.
MR. MYSPACE MANGEANT..WHY IT'S A BAD THING
First of all let me say that I am flattered that anyone would " Friend Request" me. This blog is not a head trip on my part..but more about a way of controlling what type of person comes in and out of my life. I love getting to know new people. I welcome any person to " Friend Request" me that honestly thinks we could become friends..or believes we share something in common. On the other hand if you friend request me with no accompanying email, and I go to your profile and all I see are this years Mangeant contestants..ie ( extremely hot, extrememly built, half naked guys)..I am not going to accept. I am just not interested in playing some..... " I'm a hot guy look at me contest". Honestly, the truth is I just want to focus my energy on my current friendships and any developing ones. My experience with guys with the Mangeant pages are... that they don't ever really want to get to know me. The bottom line is I am not as cool as those Mangeant contestants (wink , wink) and I HAVE BODY FAT!!
**DO NOT FRIEND REQUEST ME UNLESS YOU WANT TO ACTUALLY GET TO KNOW ME..IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN COLLECTING ANOTHER FRIEND ..PLEASE DON'T!! SEND ME AN EMAIL..TELLING ME WHY YOU REQUESTED ME..OR SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF. I WILL AUTOMATICALLY DELETE ANY REQUEST THAT DOESN'T HAVE AN EMAIL WITH IT. I JUST WANT TO SPEND MY ENERGY ON QUALITY ..KIND PEOPLE. THATS IT!! IF YOU HAVE OVER 500 FRIENDS DO NOT FRIEND REQUEST ME!!
MOST OF ALL IF YOU HAVE A "GAY" PAGE ..YOU USE TO TALK TO GAY PEOPLE AND A STRAIT PAGE FOR STRAIT PEOPLE..DON'T BOTHER.
ONE MORE THING..IF YOUR PROFILE PIC IS NOT YOU..OR A PICTURE TAKEN 20 YEARS AGO...PLEASE DON'T REQUEST ME. I CAN'T TRUST ANYONE WHO STARTS OFF WITH DISHONESTY.
I KNOW THE ABOVE MAY SOUND HARSH..BUT ..I AM THE NICEST GUY IN THE WORLD..I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE..I AM ONLY CONCERNED WITH YOUR INTENTIONS.
***PEOPLE PLEASE.....IF YOU FRIEND REQUEST ME WITHOUT AN EMAIL I AM JUST GOING TO LEAVE IT IN THERE TILL I HEAR FROM YOU..I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO DELETE IT (JUST NOT THAT KIND OF GUY)..BUT COME ON..THERE MUST BE A REASON FOR THE REQUEST..JUST LET ME KNOW!!!!
Your's free with every "ACCEPTED" friend request!!
**Available in "TIGHT" ...only
The best part of this pic is the big lesbian in the background so happy ..because her two gay friends are finally hooking up!!
This statement is so damn true!!
*** So before you put anyone on a pedestal..remember that!! MYSELF INCLUDED!!!
Putting the "WHORE" in horrible..since 1978
The world is now a safer place to turn tricks!!
SUPERHERO BFW..
Able to empty John's wallets, at the speed of light!
I was never any good at telling jokes...
Ahh my sister and I..our first job. My mom said open a lemonade stand ...please.
Look no further...My rates start at 30 dollars the first hour and 19 each additional. Guaranteed to get you bottom feeding in less than one week..or your money back!! Some restrictions may apply..if you do not have your own banana..one will be provided!! (frozen banana preferred) For an additional cost of course. : ) Haterade sold separately.
I know what you are thinking..but he won't choke...he's a past "crack whore" client..and you can be to!!!
WHY THIS GAY BOY IS OBSESSED WITH MADONNA
"I'M NOT CHANGING MY FUCKIN SHOW"
I could literally spend hours talking about how amazing Madonna is. Madonna is the only artist, not only still around after 20 plus years ...but still remains relevant. Madonna's imagination and "artistic integrity" have far surpassed any other entertainer. I truly love all her music, videos, and brillant live shows. Madonna has somehow proven to be even more amazing in person..her voice far exceeding my expectations. She is the epitome of a star. Truthfully though, the reason I love her is because she let me know it was ok to be gay. Growing up and being harassed on a daily basis for being gay left me very alone and isolated. I like many other of her gay fans turned to her as a role model. Madonna brought gay people..especially (gay men) into the mainstream. I cannot tell you how many times I have seen "Truth or Dare"...not only for her, but for the assurance that I was not alone. Madonna let me know there was a life, future, and acceptance way beyond the small town people surrounding me. Madonna gave me hope that one day when I got out of this town ..I would be happy. I will always feel indebted to her for giving me hope. I guess thats why so many ..defend her like she was our mother..lol So the next time you say.. "Oh he's just another gay boy "OBSESSED" with Madonna...now you'll know why.
1. Guys who have boyfriends and flirt hardcore with you. An important rule to remember...( before you get all flattered)..."WHAT HE WILL DO WITH YOU..HE WILL DO TO YOU"!!
2. The fact that Madonna never performed "How High" for the Confessions tour. I mean come on I can see that performance in my head...yes, thats what I think about.
3. People who complain that my profile takes too long to load..and that I should delete some things. I am not going to apologize ..I have a personality. I could be like all the other guys..lets see if I have it right..."I like music,working out, hanging out with friends, and sex. Please "ADD ME" ..followed by 500 half naked guys in their friends section. If you really care to know about me..you'll wait for it to load..
4. Guys on myspace who have fake pics...I hate that. Just to let all you dishonest guys know. An attractive guy would never throw himself at someone in the first email. Not going into it...it has a lot to do with ego. Either way its a huge red flag. If a person doesn't want to talk to you because of the way you look..consider it a blessing that you find out early.
5. People who can never make up their mind about anything. Alot more is lost through indecision, than bad decision!!!
6. This one kills me..couples who sit on top of each other in the car. You know that couple in the pick-up ..where the women (who isn't driving) is actually in the drivers seat...with the husbands arm around her..lol PLease watch the road..you can cuddle when you get home. YES, I PROBABLY AM JEALOUS!!
7. The "dumb bitches", I keep getting friend requests from. Candy, Trixie, Courtney, Gurleee..blah blah..I like dick..that may come to a surprise to some...hehehe
8. I hate it when Rosie takes a day off from "The View"..I don't even feel like its worth watching.
9. Guys with no opinions (other than sex) !!!! Guys pay attention..These are the guys who are so concerned with being cool, hot, popular, and validated ..that they actually ..SACRAFICE THEIR TRUE PERSONALITY ...in the process. FUNNY IS HOT..!!!!
10.Rehab- how anyone can just go there now ..just because they have done something wrong!! I thought rehab was for addicts..not bad drivers?? ( I am not talking about Britney, she needs the kind of help rehab can offer.)
**I don't want anyone to think I am a negative person. It has taken me a long time to compile this list. Evidence to me that ..yes I am still heavily drinking haterade..but mostly that I have never been happier..really!! Don't Hate!
AHH one more thing that I hate about 07 so far...the fact that Anna Nicole died. What a terrible waste of a life.
Some new ones I forgot to post...
* People who only post comments that compliment them. Show the world you have a sense of humor..please
* People who give the finger in their photos..grow up ..you look like a fucking idiot ..its not cool.. Its stupid.!!!
1. Having to get out of the shower once I have realized I left something I need on the counter..ahh hate being cold and wet.
2. Bad smells..of any kind... use your imagination.
3. The commercial for that "Head On" headache stick. (does anyone think that really works??)
4. Knowing that Tuesdays's is "New Release" day at my local video store..and getting excited..because I have no life...lol
5. The fact that Madonna never "officially" released her Blonde Ambition tour. I mean come on its her best.
6. Dropping my Ipod..I swear my heart stops!!
7. Faux lesbians...you know those girls who are all over each other at the bars solely for attention. Most likely my girlfriends at my table..lol
8. Friends who just "throw" frienships away..as if good ones are so easy to come by.
9. People who have to "Approve" their comments..Boring!!This is what I don't get..if there your friend, why can't you trust what they post??
10.Hair that grows any place besides your head.
1.Britney Spears pantiless.
2 Perezhilton.com
3.Antidote cologne..by Victor and Rolf
4.Fleet Enemas
5.Apples's new I-pod
6.Astroglide
7.Flavor of Love
8.Kathy Griffin
9.Nike ID
10.Lexapro
*In no particular order
I have been this girl soooo many times!!
My favorite job..Athletic Director for Crunch Gyms
Spinning. I have been a spin instructor for 8 years now.
Some people say I worry too much..I just really believe in..living a proactive life..and leaving my reactive behavior behind.
What I could not live without...the greatest invention.
I love drinking "HATERADE"...SO MUCH!!

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People are always going to talk and to tell you the truth I LOVE IT. I love the attention. I do what I do because it puts a smile on my face. "Jenna Jameson"

Figure out what makes you happy..and the rest will follow.

TO 3-WAY ..OR NOT TO 3-WAY???

that is the question...

To 3 -way or not to 3-way..that is the question!!Ok, I am not a huge fan of 3ways..but on the other hand I know this through experience.. So if you do decide to partake in a 3 way there is one rule you need to follow..(or atleast one set of rules to consider)

**THE RULE**

Always be the guest star in your 3 way ..never the series regular!!

What this means to all you novice 3 way people is...be the one with no attachments in the 3 way..ie..the single one!! Most of all ...when leaving your 3 ways house ( because you not going to do it at yours..your address is your business)..and when they break up you don't want one of the couple knocking on your door....TAKE ALL YOUR SHIT!! ie your anal beads, ass stretcher, dildos, butt plug , and lube..because a true "Guest Star" has only one walk on role ..at least per season..hehhe

Now this is for all my friends..something I have had to learn the hard way...try to remember your Dignity and Self -Respect..otherwise you will have to try to convince your hook up to spend the extra cash to overnight them to you....and well lets just be honest...your a bottom feeding whore who isn't worth it..!!

** ONE LAST THING..THE RULES APPLY TO GANG BANGS AS WELL**

Bear ..the other gay meat??

Don't those BEARS look happy?? I think so. I recently went to see Margaret Cho perform.. and she brought up the subject of bears. I have to be honest when I think of bears I think of nipple pinching, cigar smoking, and in the club (on the dance floor) popper sniffing guys...but leave it to Margaret Cho to open my eyes to the bright side of pig play. Margaret brought up an interesting point .."Bears"..have such a complete sense of self -love and personal acceptance in a one note world of beauty (especialy in the gay world).. I know for a fact ..that most people only wish they had such a positive self image. Gay men inparticular have such a standard of highly unobtainable beauty that it got me thinking...maybe bear meat is better?? I don't know maybe I was in a vulnerable position or maybe I was just sore from the 90 minutes I spent on the treadmill that day.. but she really got me thinking. So I came up with the top five reasons why being with a bear could be good.

5 Reasons why being with a bear is cool..

1. A bear will never leave you with a dull razor.

2. A bear has cat like reflexes..Just like a bear snatching at salmon in the stream..a handjob from a bear MUST be great.

3. A bear has a built in lube saver...HIS HAIR.!!! How many times have you hooked up with one of those hairless gay boys?? ..the extra lube just slides off..well not with a bear. Bears have hair to slow down the free fall of lube..just swipe you hand across his hairy ass and your good to go for another 2 hours...at least.

4. You will receive a tax break from the national wildlife fund.."game division". **and just on a side note you will automatically be enrolled in the popper of the month club** a $30 value yours free with sign up.

5. Finally, the best reason to be with a bear..maybe his attitude of acceptance and self love could possibly rub off on you and the tricks you have group sex with.

***So the moral of this blog...maybe next time a bear wants you to pet him.... you will.

Thank you Margaret Cho for always inspiring me...this blog is.. of course..dedicated to you!!!!

Just an FYI..this is the classic bear definition I found:Most simply a 'bear' in the gay community is a MAN who likes MEN -- he looks like a man, he acts like a man and he wants to be with men -- socially and otherwise. It isn't a term you can define quickly though.Based on physical characteristics alone, say, 'A bear is any big, hairy, gay, guy.' But this is an oversimplification that doesn't stand up to close examination. Even in the wild, not all bears are big, and not all big, hairy animals are bears. We all know men who are slender and relatively smooth of face and body who nevertheless embody the soul of a bear, and whom we am proud to consider brother bears.Being a bear, then, is more dependent upon internal characteristics than external. The essence of "bearness" resides in the heart, the mind, and the soul, NOT in the body. This is precisely why our club never tried to limit membership to those whose bodies fit some stereotype. A big heart is essential. A big, hairy body is not.

ARE YOU A FRENEMY??

You might be a "FRENEMY" if...

Frenemy- a supposed friend who is really an enemy.

1. When you friend asks you if a particular outfit makes them "look fat" ..you say "no.. your face does"...you might be a frenemy.

2. If your friend asks you if ..you think they are selfish..you lie and say......"No". A frenemy never tells the truth to their friends face. If you have done that ..you might be a frenemy.

3. If you let personal sensitive (past) relationship information "accidentally slip"..to your friends current boyfriend/girlfriend..ie. their last realtionship was amazing sex, or your friend was never as happy with anyone else..present company included...and then pass it off by saying .." I thought they already knew"..you might be a frenemy.

4. If you and your friend are at a party and a guy/girl expresses an interest in your friend..and without hesitation you go off telling them that your friend is a "dirty ..bottomfeeding whore..with even less intelligence than morals".. Congratulations...You are a frenemy!!

Disclaimer..this was done in fun..if you recognize yourself in as little as 1 or as many as 4 of the above items..GET A LIFE..AND LEARN HOW TO BE A BETTER FRIEND..

This is dedicated to the first.. and last "Frenemy", I will ever have in my life..(J.J)

SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT!!

Do you do things to people that you know are damaging but you do them anyway? Do you beat yourself up afterwards with a chorus of “shoulds.” “I should treat my kids better”, “I should yell less at my employees”, “I should be more sensitive to people.”
The way to get over this hump is to follow the advice of the great 20th century Kabbalist Rav Ashlag:
We will only change a behavior when we become disgusted with it.
We can either wait for the state of disgust to come over us, or we can pro-actively seek it out. An exercise I do is I imagine myself on the receiving end of whatever I am dishing out. A taste of my own negative behavior is the best medicine.
Every time you begin “should-ing” yourself today, do this exercise. It works.

Kabbalah

ARE YOU A BOTTOM-FEEDING WHORE??(BFW)

1. Do you find yourself often asking for anal ??(or worse.. do people just assume you want it). You might be a whore.

2. Has group sex lost its luster?? You might be a whore.

3. Do you travel with lube?? If so, you might be a whore.

4. Can your three last boyfriends be found on Manhunt?? Umm sorry you might be a whore.

5. Are you constantly afraid to set the metal detector off at an airport..because you always have a cock ring on?? You might be a whore.

6. Do you "charge" your visit to the bathhouse??..with the assumption that its easier to keep track of the charges..?? You might be a whore.

7. Do you hate borrowing money from family members...? because you know sleeping your way out of debt is impossible?? Your most definitely are a whore.

8. Have you watched so much porn... that now...you actually think you could direct it better?? Careful, you might be a whore.

9. Are you often unable to open doors?? ..due to the excessive amount of lube on your hands?? Go get some soap..you might be a whore.

10. When you make a list of people you have had sex with ...do you have to switch hands?? You might be a whore.

11. Do you tell potential boyfriends that you are recently " divorced " ..so they think that you are " new to all this" as many guys have pointed out to me...Grow up, your not hiding anything ..your a whore.

12. Have you ever considered drugging someone for sex...ummm do I need to say it..."Look for me in the club.".lol ..no just kidding ..your a whore.

13. Do you always keep handy a spare set of batteries..( for that favorite sex toy)..?? Candy, you might be a whore.

14. Is the fact that you are on your period...never an issue..?? ewww you might be a whore.

15. Is your nickname " Bathhouse Barbie" ..?? then I hate to say it...trust me I REALLY DO....you might be a whore!!

16. Do you have a speed pass card for the bathhouse?? You might be a card carrying whore!!

17. Are you "still" orally fixated ..even with a dick in your mouth??...Guess what ..we have something in common...NO!! I mean your a whore!!! Not me ..you ..thats right..you!!! hehehe

18. Do you often ask your date..." ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO DO MORE THAN JUST SUCK DICK?"...you might be a whore.

***If you have answered "yes "to any of these questions..don't feel bad...haven't we all been that person at one time or another?? The important part is that you try to do better..unless you are proud to be a whore, then by all means lets have a parade!! SLUT PRIDE!!

I'd like to meet:



I THINK I'VE MET EVERYBODY.

I don't think anyone has answered this question as well as Margaret Cho has..so here is her answer

Dancers, fag hags, comics, hand models, all gays, beautiful girls, every lesbian on myspace, people of color, people who are uncolored, trannies, Gong Li, moms, the radical, the different, the guy Dick Cheney shot, the guy who shot Werner Herzog, the heavily tattooed, all leatherdaddies, hot bottoms, bears, paranormal investigators, heterosexual men who can appreciate a big ass on a woman/man, film noir stars, those cursed with combination skin, the mac addicted (computer and makeup), those who cried so hard at Brokeback Mountain they got hiccups, Asians, animal loving yet feather boa wearing divas in denial/conflict that feathers come from birds, Alain Delon, the decadent, the unruly, the brave. All Y'all. -Margaret Cho

WHO I AM INTERESTED IN

My main interest is in people who.. DO NOT TAKE THEMSELVES TOO SERIOUSLY!! I am a huge goof that just likes to laugh. If you are cruel, cocky, or just plain indifferent..we are not going to be friends. I have two rules I live my life by.."WHAT COMES AROUND, GOES AROUND", and "TREAT OTHERS..THE WAY YOU WOULD WANT TO BE TREATED". Oh, and be able to joke about sex...I can just appreciate that..lol

I would never judge.(lol) but really ..call it what it is. I feel like its time that gay men stop settling and start wanting and expecting more from one another. Just thinking outloud, but I know I don't want anyone on those sites. Call me crazy but I don't think its hot to sleep with a million different guys. We have all been "THAT GUY" ..but it doesn't have to be that way forever. I joke about being a whore ALL the time..BUT ITS A JOKE!!!!!!

** if you agree maybe the first step would be posting this on your site...

LEMONADE VS. HATERADE

I want to meet anyone who understands that ..although I joke aboout sex a lot...that...joking about sex.. is only a very small part of who I am. I have had a million experiences with people who have shaped my outlook on myself and my life. The following are serious things I practice in my life. If you really want to "know me", the following will give you the most accurate picture of what kind of person I am...all joking aside.

LEMONADE VS. HATERADE ...THE TRUE DRINK FOR HAPPINESS!!!!

A while ago, someone asked me what my favorite drink was. I immediately said "HATERADE" , mainly because there are so many flavors. The truth is that my favorite drink happens to be " LEMONADE "...why lemonade you ask?? I love lemonade because it always makes me feel better..and truth be told... I feel like I have a very special recipe. I would like to share that recipe with you. This can be made anytime...but is always best on a cloudy, hopeless day. I bet you thought I was going to say a sunny day...I told you this was a special recipe.

Lemonades Main Ingredients:

1. Be able to laugh at yourself..understand that people who are always "too cool" or always afraid of embarassing themselves are actually insecure.

2. Know that everything WILL eventually get better...it just takes time.

3. What you have done does not define who you are. We all make mistakes..but we don't have to pay for them forever.

4. Empathasize with someone else..you will learn something.

5. Try to appreciate the things you do have...be aware that there may not be something better around the corner.

6. Count how many minutes a day you waste putting yourself down..and actually compliment yourself for the same amount. I bet you will feel silly...thats the point..(wink, wink).

7. When someone compliments you say.. "thank you". I want you to assume they meant it and that its true

8. STOP HATING!! everyone wants to be accepted..especially you.

9. Know that everything that you are going through is happening for a reason...true strength in character is built out of adversity.

10."Rejection is God's Protection"..the next time you feel rejected ..from a guy/girl..job etc etc repeat that to yourself..I do..and I swear you will look at the situation differently.

11.We don't always get what we want..learn how to deal with that...pick yourself up and.. KEEP GOING!!

12. Remind yourself that ..someone always has it harder.

13. Stop snow-ball thinking. Just like a snowball rolling down a mountain... negative thought can gain speed quickly.

14.Most of all..and I can't stress this indgredient enough..Remember you will never be the hottest..you will never be the smartest..and you will never be the most popular..but all the qualities that you do have...WILL MAKE YOU THE MOST SPECIAL!!

I honestly try to remember all these ingredients when I need to make lemonade...Some I have learned the hard way and others I have just been blessed to know. I hope that next time things are hard... you..... remember to shake things up ..and approach whatever it is in a different light. I'll admit it..Haterade..really isn't that great ...it leaves the worst after taste!!

Robbie Williams

If I had to pick a guy who was ideal for me..in both personality and looks...I would choose Robbie Williams.. He has (from what I can see) all the qualities I look for in a guy...talented, cute, FUNNY, and most of all gay( at least in my mind.)

Britney Spears

Ummm was there ever any question? I love Britney pantiless, bald, fat, white trash..it doesn't matter to me.

Kat Von D

the talent on this girl is AMAZING!! I am getting my next tattoo from her...lets hope : )

Margaret Cho

Margaret is so funny, but what makes her so incredible to me is her ablility to spread powerful messages of hope and "self love"..through her comedy.

Kathy Griffin

I can appreciate her because she can make fun of herself. I think she is the best example of "MAKING WHAT YOU HAVE WORK FOR YOU"... she is so far from the "D' list in my book. Doesn't "D" just stand for dick?? I knew it was a good thing.

Rosie O'Donnel

I really admire her..she is a strong women. Thank God shes on the View!!

Nick Zano, Perez Hilton, and Kristen C.

I would like to meet all three of these people.

YES!!!! I made it on Perez...I am a huge fan..SO HELL YES!! I want you to see..

http://perezhilton.com/?cat=161

Music:



WHO I WANT TO KNOW... I decided to put this here because I have found that the people I get along with best, are the people who "get it".

Anyone who gets excited talking about their favorite song or anyone so loyal to their favorite Dj, that they actually try to get others to respect how hard being a (good Dj) really is. Anyone who is more concerned with dancing their ass off...and singing their favorite song at the top of their lungs...THEN TRYING TO LOOK COOL!!!!! Anyone who knows that dancing and singing (and getting excited) ...IS COOL!!!! Anyone who hates the guys that just go to the club to purely hook up..and could never repeat one single lyric to any song. Anyone who has had to literally peel off their jeans after 12 hours of non-stop dancing...I want to know ."YOU"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love these pics..they conjure such feelings of joy for me.

Limelight

Sound Factory

I love music more than anything in the world. Music is what gets me going in the morning and keeps me going ..on the treadmill. I love all music ( no not just dance music) but it is true that dance music inspires me most. I feel that dance music is often overlooked because of the fast beats. The truth is that dance songs have amazing lyrics and hidden meanings in them..you just have to listen. Don't let the beat of the remix get in the way of you "really listening" to the song..otherwise believe me you will miss out.

My favorite Dj..Junior Vasquez..at my favorite club..Twilo

This is the cd that made me a Junior fan ..FOR LIFE!!! I can't tell you how exciting it was to be living in NY when this cd came out. I had the opportunity to hear him spinning every weekend!! I know it sounds like I need a life..but it was so incredible. Below is Junior ..in his own words..describing that time in NY.

"I took over at Twilo at the old Sound Factory space. It was MY room, and eventually the new owners got the sense to give me back my club. It had a good run, and I turned a corner creatively again: half progressive and half my own remixes which I would send my manager directly across 27th Street during the course of the night to one of my studios with instructions for my engineer. I built my remixes live, would tape them, send them across the street for a few rounds of recalls, and by the end of the night sometimes built a hit. I think in 2000 I produced over 100 remixes. But that was the last superclub...(TWILO) with spirit from my perspective."..JUNIOR.

Junior Vasquez

Like I said I have a huge list of favorites when it comes to music..so in the interest of keeping it short, I will try to keep it to my all time "favorites". Junior Vasquez is my favorite Dj..Junior is a "MUSICAL GENIUS"..hands down. Junior is always pushing the enevelope with his remixes and is not afraid to go places that other Dj's would never even think to go. I spent many nights at Twilo in New York ..it was always magical for me. I always left tired, sweaty, and sometimes without a shirt..but always counting the days until I could go back..lol I wouldn't trade my time in NY for the world.

Victor Calderone

I love music and being a mentor to future prostitutes. Its such a shame that funding for music programs is being cut in school's. It was while playing the skin flute..that I found my calling. Music can give children purpose.

Music = My Drug ummm must have Junior remix!!!

Alegria

always hot as hell..but ALWAYS the best music

The Roxy

I know its just a club..but its the first club I ever danced in. I am not so much attached to the club but to the memories made inside it.

What the hell do I do with my gold card now??

Madonna TV??

Madonna

The one and the only...MADONNA. I will always see this picture of her as ..the Madonna I know!!

Nelly Fertado

Nelly has an amazing new CD..but "I'm Like A Bird" is still my favorite.

Christina Aguilera

Christina in my opinion has released one of the best albums of all time.."STRIPPED"..if you haven't given her or her album a chance... you should..The song "Dirty" does not do the entire album justice..there is so much more there.

Kristine W.

I will never forget seeing her perform live at Limelight in NY on a Sunday. I have to say that she was the best club performance I have ever seen.. I don't think I will ever see another performer pull a sax out and start playing it.

Jackie Beat "UNCUT MONSTER"

My kinda girl.

Danity Kane

This entire cd is the shit..really every song is great.

Madonna

Still giving it to us after all these years. Better and better everytime.

Leona Lewis

Olive Outlaw

This is one of my all time favorites.

Motorcycle-As The Rush Comes

Love ..Love This song!!

Deborah Cox

I love everything Deborah Cox does. I guess I am a "BIG GIRL" ..but her songs always move me. My favorites..Mr. Lonely, Something Happened On The Way To Heaven, Things Just Ain't The Same, and of course It's Over Now...do I detect a theme?? hmmmm

Peter Rauhofer

Peter Rauhofer is another amazing Dj..The thing I find to always be true of Peter's remixes is..I can be in a club and instantly fall in love with a remix ..it usually sounds like nothing I have heard before and has this sexiness about it that makes you have to dance..I always find out later that he has done the remix.. My all time favorite club song..by Massive.."Who am I" was done by Peter along with a long list of other amazing remixes..Toni Braxton.." He Wasn't Man Enough" ..amazing, Heartattack, and Discoteka. The list goes on and on.

The Pussycat Dolls

The best thing about them is that not only was their first single amazing..but the entire record is great.

Orangefuzzz

I love all the remixes he does. If you have never heard of them check them out...their mixes are always high energy ..awesome mixes!!!

George Michael

ahhh this man is so talented. I pray that he gets his shit together!! FYI..not all gay guys like parks and bathroom stalls..I mean George and I do...but you know not all gay guys..I'm just saying : )

Offer Nissim

Michael Jackson

The truth is, there is no way...I can't ..include Michael Jackson. I use to love him..and " You Are Not Alone" ..well that is an amazing song.

Reina

I love her songs..Find Another Woman..and Miss The Way ...are the greatest!!

Kelly Clarkson

I love her entire last album..AMAZING!! But the song that is my all time favorite is "Beautiful Diaster" , That song is incredible!!!

Justin Timberlake

Annie Lennox

17 Again...its just one of those songs.

Leann Rimes

Whats so funny about Leann Rimes to me is..what other mainstream artist(especially with a heavy country influence) has almost every song remixed into a circuit hit?? "Life Goes On" ..will always be the song..that got me through a break up..its the best !!!!

Amber

I love Amber..her song "Sexual" is amazing.

Britney Spears

Born to Make you Happy...my favorite Britney song.

en Ramirez

" Looking For Love"..This has got to be one of the most beautiful songs written. The mix by Peter R. is so incredible..that man is so talented.

Mariah Carey

Kim English

I always seem to gravitate to Kim's songs. I think the reason for this is her songs are multi faceted. Kim's songs always make me want to dance ..but they also inspire me. There is nothing more exciting to me..than loving a new dance remix and then learning the words and appreciating the song on a whole new level..Its so true that the best songs (or at least the songs that touch you ) have something to say..My all time favorite has to be Missing You...there is just something about that song!!

Kina

Kina..she is an amazing artist. Her songs blow me away!! I love "Girl From The Gutter" ..but most of all her song "Me".

Janet Jackson

I love her..I do. I am just so over her and her last album. I can't believe that after all this time..she tried to sell us sex and not Janet..such a HUGE let down...I miss the old Janet..If..Throb..Everytime..Someone To Call My Lover(love that one)..Again..etc etc etc

Pink

Pink is such a talented artist. Pink is in a handful of artist that I know I can buy their album ..and KNOW..that every song will be good. I love an artist who has something to say ...and is unbreakable in their beliefs. I respect her!!

Whitney Houston

I love Whitney..I know she has had some hard times but she is still the real deal. I consider her in the handful of artists where you can always buy the entire album and just know that all the songs are going to be good

Salt N' Peppa

The best all girl group.

Victor Calderone.."E = VC(2)"

This was the first "circuit cd"..I ever bought. I remeber the first time I ever went to Roxy in NY..I feel in love with this song called, "Do It Properly" ..that was it I was hooked and the next day I tracked down that cd. The best part was that Victor's cd is full of amazing hits!!

Sylver Logan Sharp

One of my all time favorites.."All this Time".

Veronica

I love all her stuff..but "Someone To Hold" is a classic.

Massive

"Who Am I"..The best get you up and dance song!! This song NEVER fails in making the crowd go insane.

Zelma Davis

The lyrics to."Power".. and remix are incredible. Junior does it again.

Debby Holiday

"Half A Mile Away". Amazing song..the words are so incredible. I have had a chance to chat with Debbie ..and she is an incredible person.

Wynonna Judd

I just love her attitude..and her cover of "I Want To Know What Love Is" is so incredible.

Mary J. Blige

Junior's mix of "Your Child"..and.. "Real Love" ..are the best!

TLC

Does anyone else miss them?? Carzy..Sexy ..Cool.. is one of my favorite Cd's. I love it when a cd has a ton of hits on it. Also, this was the first time I was introduced to the "RED LIGHT SPECIAL"..that I use in my work today!!

Inaya Day

Movin up will forever be one of my favorites.

Rent

Rent was the first musical I saw ..and happens to still be my favorite. The soundtrack is amazing!!

Jennifer Lopez

Rihanna

I love this cd..."Rehab"..and "Question Existing"..are amazing.

Deborah Cooper

Do It Properly and Live You All Over..two of my all time favorites.

Books:



"Crank" & "Glass"

I love "Crank" and its sequel "Glass" by author Ellen Hopkin's. If you or someone you know has ever struggled with the MONSTER ie...meth. This is a must read.

Rosie O'Donnell-"Celebrity Detox"

I loved ..loved. loved ..this book!!

These are the two book I have just finished reading. I can't strees enough how Kabbalah is changing my life. I hope that if you get a chance you will give them a read.

"The Power of The Kabbalah"

"The Red String Book"

If you would like any other information on Kabbalah feel free to ask me..or go to the websites below. They are both amazing websites.

WWW.KABBALAH.COM

WWW.72.COM

Jenna Jameson

Howard Stern

Margaret Cho

Heroes:



My mom..

My Aunt

People who are not afraid to be who they are.

People who are strong enough to hold an unpopular opinion.

People who go out of their way to be kind.

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