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___________not-so-secret confessions...___________
__i failed both the written and driving portions of my driver's ed.
__i once moved to LA to become a nude housecleaner.
__i can identify and offer extended information on any north american waterbug.
__my first concert was britney.
__i once had pet chickens.
__i accidently set my bed on fire in my parents house and successfully concealed it.
__david hasslehoff once hit on me.
__i got suspended in school for setting the fire alarm.
__i donated for a year to a sperm bank to pay my own way through college.
__i know how to calibrate and monitor a polygraph machine.
__i was once injured in the face by a whitney houston vhs.
__i recently hit a parked car at meijer, twice..with the owner inside.
__i was once part of the dog pound. yes, that one.
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about me...
opinionated, passionate (sometimes obsessed) with things i enjoy doing.
energetic and always nice to people until you really really mess up (which takes a while but can happen)
what else...
i am unusually cheerful in the morning
i AM the undisputed world's best cuddler
my sarcasm is always appreciated
i'm geographically challenged and i used to have someone in my life who helped me with that
i am very organized and cannot live without post-its
i love watching movies on the couch (while cuddling)
i never want to really grow up
i cannot sleep with a closed window or blinds even during winter
i am afraid of spiders and bees :-)
i have a dog that is not loyal
if i am cold at night i hope i have someone to cuddle with
i am polite
i make a killer martini
i listen to stern every morning
i can't stand if my sheets arent tucked in; i make my bed everyday
i never tuck in my shirt
i tend to wear my emotions on my sleeve
i can be quite opinionated
i like buying milk and then letting it expire before finishing it
i buy yogurt in even numbers
i like chewing on pens, i really do love watermelon bubblicious
i don't have a mean bone in my body
i love looking up at the stars as much as sitting under an old tree
if i see a lightening bug, i'll chase it and try to capture it
i think praying mantis are amazing, but i am afraid of them
if i could afford it i would eat steak everyday
i travel with one carry-on no matter where i go
i love containing things
my greatest passion in life is music and writing
like everyone else i have some baggage
sometimes i need a kick in the butt
i am afraid of microwaves
i never shopped out of a carboard sale box at express
spice girls "wannabe" is one of my all time favorites
i recognize grass and trees when it is visable to me and cannot be happy without it
i am an early adapter for electronic gadgets
there is so much more
