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About Me


Macey Negri.
This girl has my heart. She is beautiful, and a wonderful person. I love her with everything that I am.
before i get to anything else, i'm a really nice awesome person and i'm sweet. my name's matt tluchowski. YES, that is a polish name and you don't know know the fuck to say it. TA-HA-SKI is the right way, but i'd prefer if you just call me matt. i also have a good deal of nicknames which include: breetaski, brutaski, tahaskacock, tomahawski, tayhoss, dildo, faggot, and sarlac. in 1989 my dad blew a giant steaming load into my mom and thus i was concieved and birthed on august 20th of that year. i went to catholic school my whole life, which resulted in the loss of my faith and morals it was probably a good thing. i've wanted to be a rock star since first grade because i'm vain and i want everyone to know who i am and love me...or hate me it's just as good. i saw my first porn in second grade and i've been a disgusting, foul-mouthed, masturbation-addicted slimeball ever since. i'm a pussy so i don't like to fight and i hate confrontation because it'll probably just end up in me getting my ass beat. but, i'm probably one of the nicest people you could ever meet so you probably wouldn't want to fight me anyways. i love my family to death. my friends are awesome because they're all just as fucked up as i am (even if some of them don't admit it). i write WAY too much music, and most of it doesn't get used for anything. i'm currently in three bands: NOVA PROSPECT, KAREN PAGE, and CRYPTIC ABUSE. they're all nasty as fuck. i love to get in front of people and perform, it's my favorite thing to do in this world. i'm not a serious person. i laugh at everything, and mostly shit that isn't funny to other people. i hate drama, unless i'm not involved in it then it's funny as fuck. i hate when hot girls are insecure, and i hate when ugly girls think they're the shit. i don't get offended easily and i hardly ever get pissed off, but i can get highly annoyed. especially when people try to wake me up when i'm passed the fuck out. i sleep a lot and mostly during the day. i'm a horrible driver. i hate when people are obsessed with their myspace and check it everytime they sit at their computer, and i hate that i'm one of those people. well, that's about all i feel like typing. if you want to talk to me (and have something to talk about because chances are that i don't) message me on here or on AIM (i'd like that better). my screen name is crownofflies
Bands and Projects that I am currently involved in
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My Interests

staying alive and music. i really hate anxiety.

I'd like to meet:

fans of my bands.

Music:

pretty much anything

Movies:

cheesy horror movies with a lot of tits and gore, comedies, and the notebook.

Television:

adult swim, early 90's teen programming (ie: saved by the bell and boy meets world), tales from the crypt, and goosebumps (because its basically just tales from the crypt for kids), roseanne, home improvement, the cosby show

Books:

i hardly ever read.

Heroes:

zack morris

My Blog

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Vintage pics - Black and white photographs...
Posted by matt on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 05:15:00 PST

im buying this

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Posted by matt on Fri, 02 May 2008 07:21:00 PST

BANDS I’VE BEEN IN

This is a complete list of all bands, projects, and solo projects I've been involved with and lineups and releases/recordings by each while i was in them only (nothing previous).SHATTERGLASS - 2003-20...
Posted by matt on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 04:10:00 PST

Which Member Of Slipknot Are You?

Which Member Of Slipknot Are You?You dont have the balls to be in Slipknot!WTF?! YOU ARE A SISSY! YOU DONT DESERVE TO CLEAN THE SHOES OF THE GUYS WHO SAW SLIPKNOT AT A CONCERT LAST NIGHT!!!! YOU PROBA...
Posted by matt on Thu, 15 May 2008 11:01:00 PST