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About Me


Im Jonny
Im An Asshole
Deal With It
I Play Guitar In Karen Page
I sold my soul to Rotten Records
Bass In Misanthropist
And Do Vocals In Horse Drawn Death Machine
Karen Page (link)
Rotten Records (link)
Horse Drawn Death Machine (link)
Misanthropist (link)
I Bartend at O Reillys Irish Pub (link)
I Think The Food Pyramid Should Consist Of The Following
1) Pizza
2) Chicken Strips
3) Nachos and Cheese
4) Burritos
5) Italian Food
And Thats It
I Go To PTI For Graphic Design, And Its Boring
I Like Spiderman
I Could Watch Clerks All Day, Everyday
I Like Pirates
I Also Like Werewolves
I Like Zombies Too, But Im Not Opposed To Things That Dont Have Them
I Work At A Haunted House
I Love My Dog More Than You
I Have An iPhone
It Was THE BEST Money Ive Spent Thus Far
Im Never Not Using It

My Blog

Anger he smiles

towering in shiny metallic purple armourQueen jealousy, envy waits behind himHer fiery green gown sneers at the grassy groundBlue are the life-giving waters taken for granted,They quietly understandOn...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 22:29:00 GMT

sept 1st, 1939

so after my surgery in Germany, i decided to stick around for a little while.I made some friends, and lived there right outside of berlin.one weekend, me and a buddy decided to take a vacation to pola...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:01:00 GMT

manotterduck

the year was 1876, i was living in china.i made my living selling bear fur to the locals.they became a sort of luxury at the time, but like all great things, it had to come to and end. no one was bu...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2009 15:08:00 GMT

Bitch Slappin(this will never go anywhere)

Bitch Slappin 01 Bitch Slappin 02 Bitch Slappin 03
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 12:50:00 GMT