VarGuS GriMM (PlaGUeLoRd) - ProfilesArchive

About Me

IM NOT TO FOND OF RELIGION(JESUS STOLE MY HUBCAPS ONCE).IM ALL FOR BUSTING A MOVE.I GET MOTION SICK WAY TO EASILY.ID SACRAFICE ALL OF YOU TO SAVE MYSELF.I PLAY BASS FOR THE MOST BALLA BAND EVER (VICTIMS OF CONTAGION).COUNT CHOCULA ROCKS MY WORLD.I LOVE PALE CHICKS.I HATE FAT CHICKS.SPAWN IS HANDS DOWN THE SICKEST COMIC BOOK CHARACTER( ILL FIGHT YOU IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE).I DO THINGS TO THE MAX.IVE GOT A SMALL WANG.I LIKE ZOMBIES.I LOVE WEREWOLVES.I HOPE TO SOMEDAY OWN A DRAGON.IM A WAR VET.I HAVE A COUPLE OF TATTOOS.MAINSTREAM MUSIC MAKES MY PENIS SOFT.METAL AND OLDSCHOOL RAP MAKE MY PENIS HARD.MY WEAPON OF CHOICE IS A BATTLE AXE.SUNSHINE ENRAGES ME.I KNOW A BILLION PEOPLE BUT I ONLY LIKE ABOUT 5 OF THEM.

My Interests

Fitness. Loud music (black/death metal). Art. Decay. Food.

I'd like to meet:

loose women and midgets lots of midgets. The guy who invented the keytar, H.R. Giger, Bill Cosby(id straight jack him for his pudding pops), Pdiddy( id punch his throat for creating making the band), A girl that can hold my intersest for more than a week, and a hillbilly with a full set of teeth. My aim is neoncornbread666 bitches.

Music:

3 inches of blood, the faceless, deicide, amon amarth, sikth, death , gojira, cellador, necrophagist, bleeding through, burn the priest, bury your dead, children of bodom, danzig, devildriver, everytime i die, god forbid, the haunted, himsa, KSE, lamb of god, light this city, MASTADON, OPETH, QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, TERROR TESTAMENT, TOOL, TRIVIUM, UNEARTH, VEHEMENCE AND PRINCE

Movies:

Im a looser and have no friends or a life so i watch alot of movies(and do alot of masturbating). If i had to choose a fav flick it would be a clockwork orange because its definitly the most entertaining movie ive ever viddied with these two glassies of mine

Television:

tv rots your brain but i still watch alot of adult swim.

Books:

Anything by the black pope Anton Zander Lavey, dragonlance and the babysitters club.

Heroes:

Anyone with more than two braincells.

My Blog

METAL ENOUGH?

STEEL REFRACTING LIGHT. DEEP PENETRATION. JUSTICE BURIED DOWN TO THE HILT. FOUNTAINS OF GUSHING BLOOD EJACULATION. THE LENGTH OF MY BLADE COVERED IN VISERA. SINEW! TENDONS CARELESSLY FLUNG ABOUT....
Posted by VarGuS GriMM (PlaGUeLoRd) on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 09:51:00 PST

SOME THINGS I WANT

THE SENSE OF ACCOMPLISHMENT. A NEW SKATEBOARD. A ROLE MODEL. SOMETHING VALID TO BELEIVE IN OR FIGHT FOR. A MEATBALL HOTPOCKET. PEC IMPLANTS. TO BE BITTEN BY A WEREWOLF. AN ICEDOUT SEPTUM RING(IM THINK...
Posted by VarGuS GriMM (PlaGUeLoRd) on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 07:23:00 PST

RECTAL LEAKAGE

ARGH. IVE LEARNED ALOT IN THE PAST COUPLE OF MONTHS. ALOT OF IT IS BORING HUMDRUM INFO HOORAY FOR SCHOOL!!! AND SOME OF IT ARE THINGS IVE LEARNED ABOUT MYSELF. IVE DISCOVERED THAT ITS INFINITELY EASIE...
Posted by VarGuS GriMM (PlaGUeLoRd) on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 06:56:00 PST

down

No more delusions of guardian angels. Childish daydreams lay slain. The bluntness of reality bludgeoning the frail crumpled figures. Figures that once represented hopes and dreams. Dreams of a time wh...
Posted by VarGuS GriMM (PlaGUeLoRd) on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:22:00 PST

necrophagia

i have weird dreams..... recurring nightmares evil manifested. tortured cornered wait to be lobotomized. feel the hooks ripping flesh from bone. minds eye forced to gaze into the unkown.sunligh...
Posted by VarGuS GriMM (PlaGUeLoRd) on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:52:00 PST

ninja slaughter 101

so i was watching some bunk ass kung-fu flick a few days ago and i noticed that in every fight scene the chump ninjas always attack the badass ninja one at a time. now im positive that at one point in...
Posted by VarGuS GriMM (PlaGUeLoRd) on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 08:52:00 PST

the sweetest blog EVER!!!

so im bored. and when im bored i think. its not good for chris to think. i think i wanna start my own hate group. why should the skinheads and hillbillies have all the fun? not to sure what group of p...
Posted by VarGuS GriMM (PlaGUeLoRd) on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 11:01:00 PST

i love life!!

Everyday it becomes more difficult to deal. Harder to pretend to care. Harder to ignore stares of contempt and snide remarks.Harder to put on my rehearsed smile. a smile that has become a shield ...
Posted by VarGuS GriMM (PlaGUeLoRd) on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 08:26:00 PST