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About Me

Mr. Kong is here to make your day very lovely. Mr. Kong was born in 1933 in Japan, just outside of Wongtong City and inside mount Fuji. Mr. Kong was NOT born on skull island! King Kong born on Skull island! Mr. Kong born near Wongtong city! Mr. Kong is between 6 and 60 feet tall... Mr. Kong loves his scarf and all his small friends from back home in Japan. Mr Kong is always happy to see you unless you are one of the naughty children who try to make Mr Kong dead. Mr Kong now lives in Stapenhill with his dad Michael Bailey who loves Mr. Kong very much. Mr Kong is now learning Flexie IT at Burton College so he can set up his Myspace to make everybodyâ€™s day very lovely.
Mr. Kong is;
* Tall
* Happy
* Ace
* Happy
* Kind
* Not sad
* Smashing
Mr Kong want lots of new friends to go on adventures with and to help make him even more happy. Mr. Kong sometimes very oppinionated! Like when people pretend to love Mr. The Hoff! Mr. The Hoff is no good.
Remember, Mr. Kong is never wrong!!!!!!!

My Interests

Bananas, Tesco, Cricket, other monkeys, reading, online role playing games, skateboarding, snowboarding, waterboarding, landboarding (like snowboarding but on land, with "wheels" on bottom of snowboard) and lovely ladies! Mr. Kong like lovely ladies! King Kong have Fae Wray, Mr. Kong have nobody :(

I'd like to meet:

Mr. Kong wants to meet the brute who took him away from Wongton City when Mr. Kong was born! Mr. Kong would give him what for and tell him he was a "bum man," like Julian Clarey and Eamon Holmes!
Mr. Kong would also like to meet parents, if they are not already dead in Jungle somewhere. Or even just buy one of their hands for ashtray if they are dead.
P.S Mr. Kong ABSOLUTELY does not smoke, but Mr. Kong have many weak friends like Daniel Radcliffe and Roy Wood who come and visit. They need "fags" to stop them feeling nervous but Mr. Kong not have ashtray! (At the moment they put cigarretes in their empty "Super Skoll" tins.)

Music:

Kong at the Gates. Monkey Magic. The Monkeys The Gorillaz Pet Shop Boys Bucks Fizz

Movies:

King Kong, King Kong Returns, Son Of King Kong, King Kong at the Park, Gorillas in the Mist, Mighty Joe Young, Dirty Dancing, King Kong Vs. Godzilla, Ping Kong: The Korean Giant Building Smashing Monkey Terror, MXP: Most Extreme Primate, MIP: Most Intelligent Primate, MVP: Most Valuable Primate, and Spanking the Monkey.

Television:

Watchdog Jeramy Kile Dr. Phil Pimp My Ride UK

Books:

Under the Street Lamp on Romeo Terrace by Michael Bailey.

Heroes:

Mr. Kong is the only hero he can think of.Mr. The Hoff is no my hero, like everybody else's. Mr Kong no like the Hoff, Mr. Kong angry with "David"

My Blog

THE MR. KONG SONG!

Mr. Kong's new song. It only took four days to write! Mr. Kong! Mr. Kong!This is a songBy Mr. Kong I like to danceI like to playI hope you haveA lovely day VerseMr. Kong was a babyWhen rescued by Mich...
Posted by Mr. Kong on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:52:00 PST