DJ Hells Hammer Jedi Retards

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !
25 yr old asshole lol j/k hardcore dj. I keeps it real with the gabber representing Addicted events and Los Angeles Hardcore united. (my rave dj crews) I've been dj'ing since 2002 and loving every moment of it. I love going out to different places; movies, theater arts ie musicals and plays, going out to eat, beaches, bon fires, camping, fishing "which is my main hobby". I also take up kick boxing, tae kwon do, Tang soo do, and ju jit su. I also like playing computer video games. I love flight simulator. I goto itt tech studying electronic communication engineering technology. I'm a very open minded person always willing to try new things. *cough* very very white washed I went to schol in OC *cough* During highschool I played basketball, football and ran track.... I let my school have my track medals as memories of me and my legacy. I was on 2 championship teams for football and basketball as a starter. In college I only ran track having won many medals but they were all stolen out of the coach's office during a school break-in.... sucks to be me. I went to cerritos college which seriously screwed me over with my education. After that I went to santa monica college and took a bunch of general ed courses but wasn't going anywhere in what I wanted to do so I droped out and focused on dj'ing for a while. I'm now back in school at Itt Tech and I have to say I love this school. This is my first quarter this summer and so far its been fun.
My bio Hell Hammer aka Yussef Ali Swan was born on June 9th 1981 in East Orange NJ. His family moved to California when he was at the age of 2. In 1999 DJ Hammer went to his first rave Together as one 99/00 and he fell in love with the scene and has continued raving ever since. In Jan 2000 he met Dj exodus who thought him the basic of deejaying but he taught him with trance. In April he went to a party that change his party life. This party was at the Fox theater his favorite venue it was called old school reunion. At this party Hammer heard a type a music he's never heard before. The crowed wasn't a normal crowd he was use to. The music had very hard bass. The crowd was bouncing up and down in front of the speakers, then there was another crowed walking in circles bumping and hitting each other. This music was HARDCORE. Ever since going to this party Hammer wanted to be a hardcore dj. In early 2002 Hammer started promoting for Teknoklubs events where he was first called MC Hammer. Later he was giving the name Hell's Hammer by his sponsor Robbie. Every Friday night Hammer would do sound test practicing mixing his hardcore when for the partied started. In September of 2002 Hammer was giving his first gig at Q-Topia called 5 on it. He was very nervous because this was his first time playing out. Things started off a little shaky but by the 4th song he was into it and things were perfect. Since then Hammer has deejayed the 2nd room Teknoklub on Friday nights as well as other small parties put together. In June of 2003 Hammer finally spun at a big party put together Bigger 2003. Since then he's spun at other parties such as Fly Away, Night Vision, Fly away Thank You party, Cabarave, Trancylvania, All 4 You, Saturday before X-mas, HQ Friday nights at Q, 5050, Reset, Reset Thank you party, Pixie Stix, Shaggy Land, Freedom Force 2004, plus many other parties with many other bookings still to come. Finally on Oct 21st and 22nd he got his first out state headlining gig in Phoenix AZ playing at Orion and Ouch that hurt. This was one of the biggest goals finally accomplished. This year 2005 he signed on with Kids of the Core serving as En3rgy's personal slave..... no just kidding but yes so Hammer is seriously blowing his deejay career up to different levels every year. The past year 2004 has been a big sucess for Hammer's DJ career. Its now 2006 and Hammer has now signed on with Addicted events "owned by cracker ass cracka Kenny and Krystin and Los Angeles Hardcore united Own by Cheeseburger. Things didn't work out with KOTC and Hammer decided to leave the crew for the better and he's way more happier with these 2 new crews. He's soon looking into producing. So be on the lookout for this wild child of hardcore rocking your ears and making you pit until your bones show and the blood pours from your body.
sub bio: Hammer started off as a homeless crackhead in downtown LA, while washing windows late at night for change he heard the sound of music from the corner near 8th and spring. Seeing the packed parking lot as a way to make some quick cash he quickly became emersed in the LA rave scene. Making Orion is home (for lack of a better word) he quickly wanted to get involved in DJing. Not having any money...he stoped sucking cock for crack..and now started sucking cock for vinyl. The music addiction would now overcome his crack addiction. But for how long? by. Thee-o Biohazard productionsby. Thee-o Biohazard productions
uncoming bookings
April 20th: Cali Love the 420 party /br
April 21st ohana
April 28th dirty deeds jungle beats
You are a Slutcom 4, and um... wow. They look at you. They blink. You pounce. Your room is characterized by a "Now Serving" counter above your bed and a "Take a Number" box outside your door. Anyone who enters your lair is required to be irradiated before leaving. We're talking two people in a night, multiple hook-ups each weekend... dirrty.
Take the slutcom litmus test!
The slutcom litmus test originated in A Word of Advice .
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Your dashing good looks
Your Favorite Target: Dendrophiliacs
Your Kill Count: 1,496,230,658
Your Battle Cry: "Touch me, I'm happy!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 16
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $310,632,810,392,782
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 90%
Quiz created with MemeGen !touch me I'm happy lol I fell out my chair when i saw the results
H Huge
A Awesome
M Mushy
M Mischievous
E Eccentric
R Responsible
Name / Username:

Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.comOK please pay attenion to the very top 1 on this one.... for those of you who know you will mos def understand why I decided to post this shit lol
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 30% Conservative, 70% Liberal
Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
Your Deadly Sins
Pride: 60%
Envy: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Wrath: 40%
Gluttony: 20%
Greed: 20%
Lust: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 34%
You will die from faulty botox injection. How Sinful Are You?