About Me

We are two douchebags from Wisconsin that run a novelty t-shirt company. Stuff that we think is funny: Cleveland Steamboats, teabagging, any STD, dingleberries, donkey shows, unemployment, midgets, space docking, Shawn Kemp's illegitimate children, short buses, the fat friend, Cincinatti Bowties, Michael Jackson, and upper-deckers. We will continue to add to this list! If you are sick of all the unoriginal, gay novelty t-shirts that most sites put out, check us out and help us spread the douchebaggery!

WWW.ASSHOLEAPPAREL.COM

I made this layout with help from pYzam

My Interests

Our main goal is to make enough money to fund the making of a movie we wrote. It's called "Your mom's twat smells like my fingers".

I'd like to meet:

your mom and any hooker that charges $27 or less... and if that describes your mom, great!

Movies:

Bea Arthur's unreleased sex tape, Strange Brew, Jackass, Grandma's Boy, and porn

Television:

South Park, Howard Stern TV, Squidbillies, Benny Hill, Girls Gone Wild infomercials

Books:

Everyone poops, and any magazine that you can get at a liquor store

Heroes:

Artie Lange, Chris Farley, Wilt Chamberlain

My Blog

Street Teams???

OK, I've been looking at a lot of sites in the past few weeks, and it seems like everyone and their fuckin brother has a "street team"! Why the fuck does Ronnie Milsap need a street team? ...
Posted by Asshole Apparel on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 03:08:00 PST

Upper-Deckers for Wal-Mart

I'm usually not a blog person, but god damn Wal-Mart pissed me right the fuck off today! OK, I went there today to get my 30-pack of Busch Light, bottle of Yukon Jack and a bag of Doritos. ...
Posted by Asshole Apparel on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:34:00 PST