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The Motorcity Madman

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About Me

Hey Myspacer's,welcome to a little slice of heaven I like to call my page.My name is Chris, and everything you see and read on this page is really me, not some fake ass profile you are used to seeing on Myspace.I'am of italian decent and very proud of my heritage,so save the italian jokes, or you may end up swimming with the fish's in some cement shoes,BADA BOOM,BADA BING!I own a resturant with my older sister,who is my great friend ( and a pain in my ass,at the same time) and a great business partner.She has taught me alot about sacrifice and how it make's us stronger as individuals.I suppose she is the brain's of the operation, and Im the one who got all the good look's,LOL!I have an un-believable lady in my life who has given me three wonderful children, who are my one constant in this world.Everything I have acomplished and everything I still have yet to accomplish will be for the four of them.I want them to have the best thing's life has to offer,and I will not stop until that goal is reached.I owe that to them for everything they have given me,and all the travels we will still go thru together.I hope to one day relocate to the sunny shore's of San Diego(providing it dosen't fall into the ocean before I get there) and spend the rest of my day's watching my beloved San Diego Chargers play football.I have some great friend's,like Sharkie,Bulldozer,Galea,Nacho and Hoff,who keep me feeling young and are alway's fun to be around.I have a tremendous family,who are semi disfuctional,but who have given me the drive and direction to accomplish alot of thing's in life so far.I'm not a deeply religious person,I'm kinda afraid I might get all Tom Cruise and start believeing in some wacko religion that will cause me to shave my ball's and worship tiny green men from outerspace.I do believe there is a god, and heaven and hell both exsist.I think we are all put on this earth for a reason, and it is our job to find out why,try really hard to not fuck it up, and carry that plan out to the best of our ability's.I think I have a good sense of humor, and I enjoy making people laugh every chance I get.Life is too short to be up-tight, sometimes laughter is the best remedy for any or all of life's problems.I love to hunt and fish with my older brother Pete,he dosent know this,prolly cause I dont tell him enough,but he's a huge insperation to me,and since losing my dad,he's the closest thing I have,that reminds me of how my dad was.I use the word fuck ALOT, it's a terrible habit I have that I'm trying to correct,so until I get that fixed, your just going to have to fucking deal with the fucking fact I use the fucking word fuck alot,okay?(sorry,LOL!) All I ask from anyone is that you be straight with me,dont pretend to be something your not,show me respect and I promise to do the same for you.It take's time for me to get comfortable with people,but my true friend's know I will do whatever they ask, whenever they ask for them,and not expect anything in return.I like to have fun,surround myself with positive people,fun people,people who have direction in thier live's.It's much better than hanging with people who are negative all the time,and feel the world owe's them something because they are pissed off.I love going to the local HOOTERS and eating wing's and drinking beer.I know this may sound shallow,but you know how a kid love's Disney World,well,that's what HOOTERS is to me,and if I could, I would spend every minute there,hehehe!Well, I guess that just about cover's the "about me" part of the page,so kindly move along,there is nothing else to see here.Peace and Love!Oh,one more thing,you see that little blue blob dancing below this,I think that thing is fucking hilarious,and I'm not sure why?
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My Interests

I have alot of different intrests, most of them involve sports.I love playing any sport I can,Football,Baseball, Hockey,Golf, it dosen't matter I love them all.I also love coaching youth sports,I coach both football and baseball and it is some of the most rewarding work I have ever done.Teaching kids about sportmanship and the love of the game is an incredible feeling.I love to play music and will jam with anyone who wants to get a little "nuckin futs"(mad prop's out to Dickie Robert's for that line).I love having bon-fires and having crazy ass parties at my crib whenever possible.I'am a beach fanatic,love going to the beach with my boy Sharkie,and challenging the local idiots to some championship beach volleyball,cause we fucking rock the courts at the beach,fur sure!I love to spend as much time with my family as I can,they are the most important aspects of my life, and a constant reminder to me to always strive to be a better person than I was the day before.I dont really mind my job,but owning a business can be a major pain in the ass.Somedays I'm not sure if I own a resturant or a day care center, with all the bullshit drama that go's on there.Nobody said it was gonna be easy but anything worth having usually isnt.

I'd like to meet:

Who would I like to meet,that is a good question.Im not the type who is gushing to meet any particular celebrity's other than Pam Anderson,Jessica Alba,Megan Fox,Michelle Phiffer,Carmen Electra do you see a pattern developing here,cause I do,LOL? I just want to meet real people,who are free of all the bullshit drama.I'm not on Myspace to sell you anything you need or do not need,promote myself or my business,hook up or look for booty call's,that's not how I roll.I want to meet people who have an oponion of this crazy world we all live in.I want to meet people who tell you how they feel without "sugarcoating" it.It dosent matter to me if you work at Mcdonalds or your a millionaire,we are all people,and deserve the same respect as each other. I'm not Doctor Phil,Oprah,Montel Williams or any of those self help assjackers,I do not have all the answers to life's questions,but I will do my best to answer any questions anyone has about me or my beliefs.Feel free to drop me a line anytime,if not enjoy all the beauty my page and friend's have to offer.

Music:

I love music! My all-time favorite band's are Van Halen (with David Lee Roth, of course),The Door's,Motley Crue,U2,The Who,Led Zepplin,Pearl Jam,Jimi Hendrix,AC/DC,Ozzy and too many other's to list.I like some rap music,Jay-Z,Beastie Boy's and even Public Enemy with that crazy lil fuck Flavor Flav..YEAH BOY!!I absolutley hate country music,something about listening to song's dealing with tractors, cow shit and light beer, dosent really appeal to me that much.I love Motown.Stevie Wonder,Aretha Franklin,The Jackson Five,before Michael became a freak of nature.I cant stand boy band's or little pop tart diva's that sound like they have a mouth full of jizz in thier mouth's when they sing.Take Paris Hilton,Brittany Spears and all the American Idol asswipes (minus Chris Daughtry..cause that boy can sing) put them into a blender and let Gene Simmons of Kiss grind them up and make a pussy smoothie.When I need to relax I enjoy listening to some classical music as well as the Boston Pops.I just hope when my day's on this world are over, and I'm heading to the pearly gates,Jimi Hendrix,Jim Morrison,Stevie Ray Vaughn,Janis Joplin and all the great's we have lost are there waiting for me.We are gonna plug in our Gibson's,turn up the amp's to 11,and rock our sweet lovin ass's off (I just hope they like the song Smoke on the Water,cause that's the only song I play really good,LOL!)ROCK ON!

Movies:

I love movies, some of my favorites are The Crow, Jay and Silent Bob Strike back (long live the clit commander), Batman Begins,The Crow,Field of Dreams (the only movie that ever made me cry),Caddyshack, Happy Gilmore, The Waterboy,Ace Ventura,American Pie,Indiana Jones,Jaws,Star Wars,Wedding Crashers,Old School.I like any movie that has Pam Anderson in it,sure her acting is questionable at best, but she is so freakin hot and I dont care what anyone says but Barb Wire was good. I love to watch some porn, not the 70's porn with the cheesy music,and the women who look like they have a grizzly bear between thier legs, but the new, more classy porn,with stars like Jenna Jameson,Sophia Rossi and Tera Patrick.I kind of live by this simple rule when it comes to movies, if there are excessive expolosions,excessive nudity and excessive swearing,chances are pretty good, I will enjoy that movie.

Television:

I like to watch all sports,football, baseball,golf,hockey,it dosent matter,I'm a sport's junkie.I also like Sportscenter,,Around the Horn,PTI,Hogan Know's Best,Rock of Love ( I mean honestly,does anybody have a better life than Brett Michaels),Flavor of Love,Professional Wrestling,WWE or TNA,espically if my boy Sting is wrestling,WHOOO!!! (its real you know.lol). I watch alot of cartoons because of my kids, but thats okay,SpongeBob kicks ass,plus I don't care if people think he's gay, to me he's just really, really happy being a sponge. Thats about all the T.V., this boy can handle.

Books:

I dont read as much as I should,unless Maxim,Playboy,Comic Books and ESPN the magazine count as books.I guess I dont have the attention span required to actually sit down and read a novel,Im not sure if thats a good thing or not.Let's just say,for shit's and giggle's,you wont be seeing me standing in line the next time a Harry Potter or Lord of the Ring's book come's out.I would much rather be drinking beer and eating wing's at the local Hooters.

Heroes:

When I was young, I used to think a hero was a person who wore a cape,flew around and saved the city.As I have gotten older I realize that I meet true heroes every day.Any person that puts the needs of others in front of thier own needs is a true hero.My dad was my first and my greatest hero, everything he accomplished in his life, he did for his family and friends, because of how self-less he was,he enabled my family to grow up believing we could accomplish anything,thru hard work and dedication.Losing him has been the hardest thing I have ever had to deal with,but I know hes still there,guiding me every step I take.

My Blog

The Myspace Blues!

I feel like I should be sitting in a small bar somewhere in New Orleans writing this blog.Just me and an old blues playing guitar player,singing a song about the Myspace Blues.What is the fascina...
Posted by The Motorcity Madman on Wed, 14 May 2008 03:51:00 PST

The return of Mr and Mrs Botox!

First let me say,take this minute to go grab a beer,a latte,a coke,sit back,relax and get ready,cause the Madman is gonna bring it like a muthafucker on this one.Anyone who has read earlier blogs...
Posted by The Motorcity Madman on Tue, 13 May 2008 12:41:00 PST

Good thinking Myspace Tom

You know how when you go to your homepage on MySpace,there are a bunch of advertisments trying to get you to sign up for everything under the sun?No doubt our fearless leader Tom does this to help pay...
Posted by The Motorcity Madman on Fri, 09 May 2008 07:57:00 PST

I’m getting a little scared!

I have often wondered when it's my time to go,how will it happen?I know its kinda morbid to think something like this,but we all have at some time or another.Will it be an accident,or will it be in yo...
Posted by The Motorcity Madman on Wed, 07 May 2008 08:47:00 PST