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Emma Caulfield®

you know what Jack Burton always says at a time like this....

About Me

This is my OFFICIAL MYSPACE page so please disregard all other "emma caulfield" pages.


"I used to think that one day I'd be able to resolve the different drives I have in different directions,the tension between the different people I am. Now I realize that is who I am, and I'm more content to be discontent. I do feel I'm getting closer to the song I hear in my head, getting closer to not compromising that melody with some crap words. I mean that on every level. I wasn't looking for grace but luckily grace was looking for me."-Bono
I am an artist, a daughter, a pet owner, a brat, a good friend, a seeker of truth, your best friend and your worst enemy. I live to be inspired and hopefully inspire others around me. I'm aware of my weaknesses and do my best to strengthen them. I love to travel and I will have a second home in Sydney someday. I just recently sky dived and confirmed that I am indeed a thrill seeker. I have a thing for chickens and I hope to own a bunch someday..I love the rain, donuts, clothes and art I'm most comfortable at home with my love and on a stage speaking. I tend not to give the best first impression, but you'll be happy you stuck around.

My Interests

All things interesting

I'd like to meet:

Bono, Bill Gates, Conan Obrian, God, Nicole Kidman, Kate Winslet, Quentin Tarantino, Meryl Streep,my inner child.

WORLD "FAMOUS" PRISON

LIFERS


Paris Hilton George Bush Rosie Odonnel Chloe Sevigny


AWAITING TRIAL


Lindsay Lohan Nicole Richie Tom Cruise Sienna Miller


PAROLLED

Mel Gibson Arlen Spector

Music:



U2, The Doves, Wolfmother, Ella Fitzgerald, Weekend Players, Rolling Stones, Niel Flinn, And Most Ambient, Electronica,Panic at the Disco, Wilco,Stellastar,Andrew Paul Woodworth, the 88, Radiohead, TV on the Radio, Jeff Buckley, The Doors,Klaxons

Movies:

The Silence Of The Lambs, Pulp Fiction, Aliens, Big Trouble In Little China, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, When Harry Met Sally, North By NorthWest, Raiders Of The Lost Ark, Cinema Paradiso, 40 Year Old Virgin, Boogie Nights, Titanic, Braveheart, all things Hitchcock, Little Miss Sunshine,Star Wars-A New Hope, Jaws, Predator, Bridget Jone's Diary, Children of Men, Kramer vs Kramer, Giant, Babe, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Great good-bad movies like Flash Gordon, Clash of the Titans, Anaconda

Television:

Star Trek-TNG, CSI, Lost, House, Grays Anatomy, Sex In The City, MXC, Conan O'brien, Battlestar Galactica, The X-Files,

Books:

The Divine Comedy, Catcher In The Rye, The Secret History, Blast From The Past, Judith Mcnott Period Romance's, P.J. O'Rourke, Camille Paglia, all things Jane Austin

Heroes:

Bono

"Distance does not decide who is your brother and who is not. The church is going to have to become the conscience of the free market if it's to have any meaning in this world - and stop being its apologist."

Gaius Baltar

Other Influences

Jon Stewart, Oprah, FDR, Ronald Reagan,and last but not least my Husband

My Blog

kids

Hi kids. Three things. One I wanted to thank you all for your birthday messages. I feel very loved. Two I wanted to say that I haven’t been on my page that much in the past couple of months and...
Posted by Emma Caulfield® on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:17:00 PST

hi

Kids..my apologies. i know I’ve been absent for far too long and i promise to post a real blog soon. To wet your appetites, I’ve decided to vote for Obama. ahaha...quite the departure i kn...
Posted by Emma Caulfield® on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:34:00 PST

who u gonna vote for?

Merry Christmas kids. This post will be brief, but I will elaborate on it's subject in a future blog soon. I am making a shift in who I will be voting for come election time. Its Ron Paul. Como say w...
Posted by Emma Caulfield® on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 04:27:00 PST

Hail Mary

Well, "In God We Trust" have been removed from the new one dollar coin, and can I just say thank God! I mean Jesus Christ it's about time! Hallejfuckinglua my faith in my Government has been restored....
Posted by Emma Caulfield® on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 06:52:00 PST

Desperate to Please

Oh God, yet another group of cry babies has found something to bitch about. This time it's the Filipinos, though I'm sure not all of them but enough to make ABC sweat a bit. This past week on Desperat...
Posted by Emma Caulfield® on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 08:27:00 PST

Can I get an Amen!

I get asked a lot if I'm religious, and if so which one. My beliefs are a grab bag of many different faiths but when it comes down to it, I'm first team all Jesus. The only problem I run into from tim...
Posted by Emma Caulfield® on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 10:59:00 PST

It’s only natural

Maybe you haven't heard about the the breast feeding sit-ins that some crazy "activists" are pushing for, but I have. Sigh. Recently a mother was asked to cover up while breast feeding her baby while ...
Posted by Emma Caulfield® on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:17:00 PST

this sunday

kids, this Sunday, my good friend and former co-star, Tom Lenk will be my guest on Dark Matter. Tom is hands down one of the funniest people God and with the help of Mr. and Mrs. Lenk created so pleas...
Posted by Emma Caulfield® on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:05:00 PST

out of africa

Hello again lovely westerners, I am back from the Mother Land. I've actually been back for almost two weeks now, but haven't had time to post what with my lips glued to the ground in a perpetual pucke...
Posted by Emma Caulfield® on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 11:02:00 PST

to africa i go

kids, I am leaving for Kenya tomorrow for a month. I will be offline for the duration as I will be in the middle of nowhere. I am volunteering for an organization called Village Volunteers who sponsor...
Posted by Emma Caulfield® on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 08:54:00 PST