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About Me

I consider myself to be an international man of mystery, (see my pics) I am alot like a fine wine, full bodied and improving with age, to be honest, the lads and ladies love me, and hey, i think they are ok too. In my local village, i am considered to be somewhat of a sporting icon, 1 bronze medal in the fetherd community games for dwarf tossing.I am a snappy dresser, my sweater vests are to die for, I brought the first piano tie to Fetherd in March 2005.

My Interests

Kenneth Thompson, Micheal Knight and the Phoenix Foundation, Tea Cosies, Dolies, Napkin Folding and Netball

I'd like to meet:

My father again some day, he left for 60 woodbines in 1986, and the lead singer Liam Reilly of Bagatelle. I would also like to meet a girl, someday.

Music:

Bagatelle, Richard Clayderman, Shane Ward and the musical stylings of Mr Engilbert Humperdinck

Movies:

Bambi, An Officer and a Gentleman, How to make an American Quilt, Girl with the Pearl Earring and Brokeback Mountain

Television:

Home & Away, The Daniel O'Donnell Show, Ear to the Ground, Up for the Match, Tele Bingo (when he dressed as a woman),

Books:

How to Pick up Chicks, How to make friends and influence people, 10 steps to boost your confidence, Whatnot to wear, Knapkin Folding by Gay Merrill Gross, Fly Fishing by J R Hartly and Under the Weather by RTE's Mr. Gerald Fleming.

Heroes:

Chuck Norris, John Rambo, James Bond, My Mother, Ger Loughnane, George W. Bush, The Queen of England and in my opinion, Ireland too.

My Blog

http://groups.myspace.com/agonyauntykenneth

during an evenings constitutional through the phoenix park in the heart of Dublin city. I found myself trembling under the mighty Papal Cross. where other pilgrims had congregated and were sharing lov...
Posted by kenneth on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:04:00 PST

Chip is a Star

Chip's former owner sent me issue 27 of modern ferret today and guess who is on the cover girls!!, that's right, its my Chip. He is very friendly for a ferret of his status, other ferret's in that pos...
Posted by kenneth on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 01:43:00 PST

a day in my life

i was having a fat day today. so i was in need of some major retail therapy. obviously my day job as a donkey felcher really takes it out of me and my nappy was beginning to sag around my knees. just...
Posted by kenneth on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 01:10:00 PST

adult diapers

a friend of mine was wondering where i could get his hands on some adult diapers, any suggerstions ? he really needs them
Posted by kenneth on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 07:17:00 PST

Hi Girls, Meet Chip

Hello all, just wanted to let you know that today i went down the village and purchased a ferret, i call him chip! He is sooo cute, i will post his photo during the week, so watch out, just letting hi...
Posted by kenneth on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 01:56:00 PST

kenneth goes into space

today i went into space. it was very big and scary at first. i wish i was brave like my pal mal or handsome like colin or smart like elaine. i hope you will all be my friends cos good friends like tho...
Posted by kenneth on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 12:23:00 PST