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WanaBTylerDurden™©

Put those away sugar , you haven't got a chance

About Me

I'm a modern man ,
A man for the millennium,
Digital and smoke free.
A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist,
Politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect.
I've been uplinked and downloaded.
I've been inputted and outsourced.
I know the upside of downsizing.
I know the downside of upgrading.
I'm a high tech lowlife.
A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker,
And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.
I'm new wave but I'm old school,
And my inner child is outward bound.
I'm a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer,
Voice activated and biodegradable.
I interface from a database,
And my database is in cyberspace,
So I'm interactive,
I'm hyperactive,
And from time-to-time,
I'm radioactive.
Behind the eight ball,
Ahead of the curve,
Riding the wave,
Dodging a bullet,
Pushing the envelope.
I'm on point,
On task,
On message,
And off drugs.
I got no need for coke and speed,
I got no urge to binge and purge.
I'm in the moment,
On the edge,
Over the top,
But under the radar.
A high concept,
Low profile,
Medium range ballistic missionary.
A street-wise smart bomb.
A top gun bottom feeder.
I wear power ties,
I tell power lies,
I take power naps,
I run victory laps.
I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot slam dunk rainmaker with a
proactive outreach.
A raging workaholic.
A working ragaholic.
Out of rehab,
And in denial.
I got a personal trainer,
A personal shopper,
A personal assistant,
And a personal agenda.
You can't shut me up,
You can't dumb me down.
'Cause I'm tireless,
And I'm wireless.
I'm an alpha male on beta blockers.
I'm a non-believer and an over-achiever.
Laid back but fashion forward.
Up front,
Down home,
Low rent,
High maintenance.
Super size,
Long lasting,
High definition,
Fast acting,
Oven ready,
And built to last.
I'm a hands on,
Foot loose,
Knee jerk,
Head case.
Prematurely post traumatic,
And I have a love child who sends me hate mail.
But I'm feeling,
I'm caring,
I'm healing,
I'm sharing.
A supportive bonding nurturing primary care giver.
My output is down,
But my income is up.
I take a short position on the long bond,
And my revenue stream has its own cash flow.
I read junk mail,
I eat junk food,
I buy junk bonds,
I watch trash sports.
I'm gender specific,
Capital intensive,
User friendly,
And lactose intolerant.
I like rough sex.
I like rough sex.
I like tough love.
I use the f word in my email,
And the software on my hard drive is hard core, no soft
porn.I bought a microwave at a mini mall.
I bought a mini van in a mega store.
I eat fast food in the slow lane.
I'm toll free,
Bite sized,
Ready to wear,
And I come in all sizes.
A fully equipped,
Factory authorized,
Hospital tested,
Clinically proven,
Scientifically formulated medical miracle.
I've been pre-washed,
Pre-cooked,
Pre-heated,
Pre-screened,
Pre-approved,
Pre-packaged,
Post-dated,
Freeze-dried,
Double-wrapped,
Vacuum-packed,
And I have an unlimited broadband capacity.
I'm a rude dude,
But I'm the real deal.
Lean and mean.
Cocked, locked and ready to rock.
Rough tough and hard to bluff.
I take it slow.
I go with the flow.
I ride with the tide.
I got glide in my stride.
Drivin' and movin',
Sailin' and spinnin',
Jivin' and groovin',
Wailin' and winnin'.
I don't snooze,
So I don't lose.
I keep the pedal to the metal,
And the rubber on the road.
I party hearty,
And lunch time is crunch time.
I'm hanging in,
There ain't no doubt.
And I'm hanging tough,
Over and out.

My Interests

Making designs for clothing, Writing a novel, Traveling, Kayaking, Camping, Running, Eating, Music, Movies, and most importantly Caitlin

I'd like to meet:

My maker

Music:

Taking Back Sunday, A Thorn For Every Heart, The Academy Is, Alkaline Trio, All-American Rejects, Arctic Monkeys, Armor For Sleep, Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, The Beach Boys, Between Home and Serenity, Blink 182, Boys Night Out, Brand New, Catch 22, Chiodos, Chronic Future, Circa Survive, Coheed and Cambria, Coldplay, Cute Is What We Aim For, Dashboard, Deep Enough To Die, Dynamite Hack, Early November Eighteen Visions, Emery, Fall Out Boy, Finch, Forgive Durden, From Autumn To Ashes, From First To Last, Gorillaz, Greeley Estates, Green Day, Hawthorne Heights, Head Automatica, Hellogoodbye, Hollywood Undead, Hot Hot Heat, Idiot Pilot, Jack's Mannequin, Jack Johnson, James Blunt, JET, The Killers, Linkin Park, Lost Prophets, Lucky Boys Confusion, Mae, Mars Volta, Matchbook Romance, Maxeen, MSI, Modest Mouse, Monday Matinee, My Chemical Romance, Panic At The Disco, Plain White T's, Postal Service, Punchline, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Relient K, Remy Zero, Saosin, Saves The Day, Senses Fail, The Shins, Silverstein, Simon And Garfunkel, Something Corporate, Stimulis, Story Of The Year, Straylight Run, The Streets, Sublime, The Subways, Sugarcult, Thievery Corp, Underoath, Valencia, Weezer, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yellowcard, Zero 7

Movies:

Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Rules Of Attraction, Garden State, Everything Is Illuminated, Green St. Hooligans, American History X, Love Actually, Dazed And Confused, Harold And Kumar Go To Whitecastle, Requiem For A Dream, Snatch, Meet Joe Black, Lady In The Water

Television:

Lost, The Office, House, South Park, Family Guy

Books:

Anything wrote by Chuck Palahniuk, Angels And Demons, The Da Vinci Code

Heroes:

Caitlin, Tyler Durden, Adam Lazzara .. width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

Knives, bats, new tats

Ever get the feeling ideals can't take us where we need to go? Sometimes I'd like to just maybe squash your head, but next time that I see you I'll just probably smile and say, "hello". What's wrong w...
Posted by WanaBTylerDurden"© on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 01:21:00 PST

Love Actually

Me:  *licks fingers*        &nbs p;   Oh no! I just licked my fingers and I havent washed them alll night. Now I have herpes ghonorea and syphilli...
Posted by WanaBTylerDurden"© on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:11:00 PST

Design Dilema

As most of you know I am starting a new clothing line called Dramatics Clothing... Were portions of the profits will be donated to a variety of charities Anywat What I would like from all of you is yo...
Posted by WanaBTylerDurden"© on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:38:00 PST

Consumerism... can suck my balls

We are a nation too consumed within consumerism to realise the glaringly obvious. The fact that its all turning to shit. Our country is being devoured by clones. We buy things we dont need in the hope...
Posted by WanaBTylerDurden"© on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 09:05:00 PST

Choice

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big screen television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin can openers...choose DIY...
Posted by WanaBTylerDurden"© on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 12:57:00 PST

Tattoo

For everyone wondering what my tattoo says... here ya go. Man, I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an en...
Posted by WanaBTylerDurden"© on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 12:17:00 PST