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Well well well... To start with, I'm not gonna tell you guys a bunch of crap about how great my life is and how much I love shopping... Cause that'd be lying. I'm messed up and my life is far from perfect. My left boob is bigger than the right one and I hate wearing bras. There's a rumour saying Swedish girls are beautiful, I don't think you've seen me in the morning mkay? Some girls wake up all perfect looking. I look like Shrek.
I'm not dog ugly, hell I used to model, but I'm not a doll and I don't think I want to be one. What if a leg fell off? That would suck! "Hey I'm Hannah, my left boobie is bigger than the other one and I only have one leg." I don't think so..!
Except talking about my titties, I also have ambitions... Oh yeah. I'm a musician, just love to create new tunes and slam on my guitar. But when my guitar breaks (which it often does), I usually draw paintings or design clothes. But there are some things I haven't told anyone about... Ok, maybe 1 or 2.
I want to make it as an actress/comedian! People have been telling me for years I should do stand-up comedy. Or well... Become a politician. What the hell? That makes me wonder. People want to, A: laugh at me, B: hate me. Maybe I should aim for a career as a stand-up-poltician? I could live my actress dream at home, faking it in bed. (Boo Hannah... Boo!)
Talking about home... What is home? I have no idea. At the moment I'm crashing on my friend's couch... I don't have my own apartment, which sucks! But it could be worse right? I could've been living in Norway.
I'm not looking for a husband to start a family with. I mean, sure if it feels right THEN. But love and all that shit strike when you least expect it, so no rush. Start worrying about it when people in your age start dying and you're the only one left without a family.
I've done a lot of crazy shit for love... When I was 16 I went to Los Angeles to meet an internet flirt. We were in love and crazy about each other, but it didn't last. And one time I was in love with a married dude from Canada. Booyah!
To make it as a comedian you really need to be slightly schizophrenic. And ohh do I have a bright future there! I need to get a little tougher though.
When I finally had the chance to talk to one of my idols, I blew it. Pablo Francisco is great and I really wanted to tell him when I had my picture taken with him. But he made me nervous. He said "I remember you". And all of a sudden I started creating this weird story in my head, about me stalking him and That'd be the reason he remembered me (and no I'm not a stalker). Till it hit me. He saw me from the stage. I was in the front row god damn it! Anyway, I had my chance to tell him how great he is and how much he inspires me. The only thing that came out from my mouth was a laugh that made me sound like a retard.
Watching Jerry Springer makes me happy. There are actually people out there that are more fucked up than I am. Great feeling.
I get inspired by so many, not just comedians and... Bush. I get a lot from my life overall. Making fun of me and my mistakes is better (and cheaper) than therapy.
