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LISTEN UP GUYS and girls...I'm not here to be added to YOUR collection of skanky, look at me I'm naked, moldy, smelly cunt, trophy crack whores that are on Myspace. Don't send me messages saying you wanna "hit it" because that doesn't make me wet. I'm not here to talk dirty to you so put away your hard ons & your vibrators. We're not gonna meet...you cannot IM me...you absolutely can't call me...and I wouldn't hang out with you if you were the last fuck on this earth! And plus, if I was looking for any of that...I certainly wouldn't come to Myspace to get it you sick bastards. My only reasons for being on Myspace is to support the entire scooter scene, music scene, my old friends and my new ones. So read my profile real fukkn' good before you request me as a friend or send me stupid ass messages. And ONLY after you read my profile, you think that we have somethin' in common, then feel free to send your request if not...get the fukk outta here! (Damn...that shit pisses me off!) Now bands this goes for you...I get too many daily requests so if our music influences are the same then feel free to send your request, if not, please add someone that is interested. Now...back to me!I'm a member of the VULCAN SCOOTER SECTE. I've got a Lambrett J50 Deluxe & a Vespa PX 125. I love riding scooters, playin' pool, music, dancin', fashion, models, designers, makeup, artists, soccer, football (COWBOYS), wine, chocolate, ice cream, hanging out with friends, my man, causin' trouble and of course drinkin'. I'm loyal, giving, caring, great listener, supportive, stubborn, moody and a sarcastic bitch. Fukk you and deal with it! I try to be as straight up as possible. NO BULLSHIT! I'm not a follower...I'm the captain of my own god damn ship. I'll do anythin' for my friends...I love them to death...so watch your step. I can't stand prissy, stupid, pathetic girls that have a big fukkn' mouth but can't back it up. I'd prefer it if you just shut the fukk up. I'm all attitude so don't fukk with me. My mind is twisted & perverted so think before you speak. he he!! I'm a big sports chic so drinkin' beer in a bar and watchin' a game is my thing. I care less what people think or have to say. Anything else you need to know?!Check out the Vulcan Scooter Secte... Florida Chapter @ www.myspace.com/vulcansc Ohio Chapter @ www.vulcanscooter.com other Chapters @ www.vulcan-sc.comAlso check out my man...The AMAZING Dik Shuttle of The Fabulous ShuttleLOUNGE at www.myspace.com/shuttlelounge or www.shuttlelounge.com