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Grant Random

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About Me

I am a broadcaster. I broadcast on an XM channel called Squizz. You can hear my broadcasts Monday through Saturday from 6PM-Midnight ET/3PM-9PM PT.
I also host a show on Wednesdays called "Indecent Exposure." It's about 30 minutes of new music from bands that you know and bands that you don't. People who hate new music will think this show sucks. If you're not one of those people, listen to "Indecent Exposure" at 9PM ET/ 6PM PT on Wednesdays on Squizz. You can also hear an encore on Sundays at 7PM ET/ 4 PT.
***This week on Indecent Exposure :
-Black Stone Cherry
-Slipknot
-Some dude from the 80's
If you're not already a subscriber to XM or listen on DirecTV, you can try a 14 day XM Radio Online trial. Visit www.xmradio.com/squizzoffer
XM does not want you to know these facts about Grant Random:

- from a county outside of Chicago that's been declared the "trailer park capital of Illinois"
- didn't talk until he was 5 and subsequently almost flunked preschool
- has been employed as a Ruby Tuesday waiter, a public access television host, and a vacuum cleaner salesman
- is a product of the community college system
- has been arrested more than once
- owns all four seasons of Knight Rider on DVD
- has a strange fascination with yetis, alpacas, and ping pong
- hasn't legally driven a car since the 90's
- currently lives in a creepy basement
Puddle Of Mudd attempts to teach me and Bodhi how to play their instruments.

My Interests

playing songs and saying things, preparing for when I'm inevitably fired from my disc jockey job, ping pong, crytpozoology, weekend herpetology, listening to my police scanner

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the members of the Squizz listening public of North America.

Music:

the rock and roll, some country and western, classical, national anthems from various nations, and Gordon Lightfoot.

Television:

Monster Quest, Baseball Tonight, 24, Knight Rider

Books:

Man's Search For Meaning - Viktor Frankl

Heroes:

Your mom...and mine too.

My Blog

Cannibalism Is Making A Comeback/Europeans Are Creepy

A MOTHER is accused of partially skinning her caged son and feeding it to relatives. Kalra Mauerova, 31, of Brno in the Czech Republic, wept in court as she admitted torturing her son Ondrej...
Posted by Grant Random on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:41:00 PST

Be Careful When Smuggling Cocaine Into Norway

Norwegian customs agents didn't wig out during a cocaine bust last Sunday. The officials found more than two pounds of cocaine in a wig a woman had glued onto her head. The unidentified woman had flow...
Posted by Grant Random on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:08:00 PST

Be Careful When Defecating On An Australian Roadside...

Deadly snake bites penis A man almost died when he stopped for a roadside toilet break and was bitten by a deadly snake on the end of his manhood The poisonous brown snake darted between his leg...
Posted by Grant Random on Sat, 31 May 2008 12:14:00 PST

3 Teens, Some Cannabis, and A Human Skull

Kids today are so crazy! Teens Use Severed Human Skull As Bong To Smoke Weed HOUSTON, TEXAS-- At least three teenagers admitted to using a severed human head as a bong to smoke marijuana -- after digg...
Posted by Grant Random on Tue, 13 May 2008 05:58:00 PST

2 Girls 1 Finger

Some say this video is worse than 2 Girls 1 Cup...you be the judge and leave your comment below. http://www.thatsphucked.com/post/2007/11/2-girls-1-finger-is -even-more-disgusting.aspx    ...
Posted by Grant Random on Wed, 07 May 2008 05:47:00 PST

Chair-Sniffing Controversy Hits Australia

In a country founded as a prison colony, there are some lines that you cannot cross...   AUSTRALIA-- The pressure mounted today on West Australian opposition leader Troy Buswell to stand down...
Posted by Grant Random on Tue, 06 May 2008 09:07:00 PST

If You See Chad Kroeger Riding A Bicycle...

...this is why. From DUI.com... Chad Kroeger drunk driving case comes to legal end The sentencing phase of Chad Kroeger's case of driving under the influence has resulted in the Nickelback singer losi...
Posted by Grant Random on Tue, 06 May 2008 05:48:00 PST

NIN Is Giving Away New Album For Free

  From Billboard.com...   Nine Inch Nails, in a surprise move, posted access to a free download of its complete new album, "The Slip," on its Web site at 12:01 a.m. this morning (May 5).The...
Posted by Grant Random on Tue, 06 May 2008 05:27:00 PST

64 Year-Old French Women Cannot Be Trusted

A 64-year-old French woman was sentenced to 12 years in prison this week after she was found guilty of slicing off her boyfriend's penis and blaming it on her pet dog.  Britain's Daily Telegraph&...
Posted by Grant Random on Sat, 03 May 2008 07:08:00 PST

A Gun, Some Cannabis, and 360 Billion Dollars

Some people might call this guy a stupid criminal, I would call him ambitious. From internet reports... It's mo' money, mo' problems for one man in Fort Worth, Texas.  Police recently arrested 2...
Posted by Grant Random on Sat, 03 May 2008 05:35:00 PST