rocky outcrop

Rocky Outcrop was born from a stone egg on a mountain top (no wait that was Monkey). Rocky was born in Queensland on Bauple mountain,in the heart of gun country,hence his catch cry of "look what happens when they take our guns away". As soon as he could shit his pants and spit up 1/2 digested milk he was writing country music. his first song 'goo goo gaga burble burble burble' was an instant hit(at least in his house). His family was blessed with a sister, Coral Outcrop and the duo took on the world(unfortunatly the world didnt take too much notice). The Outcrops decided to turn to charity work it was here that they found their first soul to save with country rock. His name was Big Bad Brenton The Bull Buggering Baby Eating Bile Bleching Bass Banging Bastard from Brisbane, found in the gutter they sold him some self esteem and put him to work. They then found one Smegma Freesnakes who was later to work the drum set for them,though his reign on the percussives was short lived due to an indiscretion with Coral and he went on a quest to a mystic far off land in the east called Canada.Now Rocky had the 4 elements he needed to form his own band a band so powerful and provocative that nothing could stop them. He named this band after a god in his own right Henry Rollins and the FRED BAND was born. The FRED BAND to this day excites people where ever they go and play only at the request of others. Like many powerful and carismatic leaders Rocky has amassed many followers many have played in the FRED BAND and some still do, including failed games show host FLEM HENCHMAN whom can play the drums like no other he is the master of the moving bass drum, RIP SPHINCTER session muso from L.A. flies in whenever he can to join with his kindred spirits on stage, CHRISTIAN VALUES a seasoned musician (so called because he covers himself in salt and pepper before a show) are just some of the quality folk that follow the way of C.R.A.P.Of late Rocky has had many things to say that would not fit into a band format so has gone back to his roots,solo shows and has thrilled audiences around the globe (and a few other pubs as well). He has produced 3 aclaimed shows, The Rocky Outcrop experience , Rocky Outcrops Transendental Siberian Express, Rocky Outcrops Monophonic spree and is now working on a fourth opus, Rocky Outcrop Love TO the Power of one Rock'n' Roll Jihad of love.So remember a holy war without love is no holy war at all.