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Josh

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About Me

"There's nothing different about me. I'm just another bored male, approaching 30, in a dead-end job, who lives for the weekend. Casual sex, watered-down lager, heavily cut drugs. And occasionally kicking fuck out of someone."
I'm pretty easy going, still trying to graduate highschool [unsuccessfuly]. Moving to BC for school and riding (hopefuly i won't be 21 by the time i finish high school). Hobbies? Bass guitar, and snowboarding. I don't do a whole lot else...I pretty much suck at life, and im only slightly better than that at snowboarding. You can usually find me at Blue or Louis...Just look for that steezy-ass motha' fucka hanging out in the chalet (i'll be the one sitting beside him hoping some of the steeze will wear off on me). Anything else? Ask me.
The Snowboarders Oath:
We stand sideways. We sleep on floors in cramped hotel rooms. We get up early and go to sleep late. Weve been mocked. Weve been turned away from resorts that dont want us. We are relentless.
We dream it, we make it, we break it, we fix it. We create. We destroy. We wreck ourselves day in and day out and yet we stomp that one trick or find that one line that keeps us coming back. We progress.
Shredder survey
Name: Josh Crane
Height/weight: 5'10/140
Stance/width/angles: Goofy/23 inches/F:21, B:-18
Season you started riding: '99
Board: Ride DH
Bindings: Salomon Relay Pro
Boots: Salomon F22
Outerwear: Jacket of the Gods, 686 Pant, DC hat, Dakine gloves
Goggles: Anon Figment (Zebra fury frames)
Home mountain: Mt. St. Louis
iPod or MD?: iPod
Music: sometimes
Park or pow?: pow fo sho!!!!
Most memorable day riding: 2005 season, Blue Mountain, -40 celcious, 30 people MAYBE at the whole resort, 3 feet of fresh [man made] pow (in ontario whaaaa???), and the snow guns going full blast all day; you could barely see 10 feet in front of you, most fun i've had
Crew you ride with: East Compton Killa'z! (ECK!)
Tindy or Stailfish?: Stailfish
Snow gangster, emo kid, or jock?: Snow Gangstuhh!
Favorite trick: Anything pantless...
Last injury: FUCKED my knee on a rail at Blue in 2004; couldn't ride for the rest of the season (3 and a half months) and i could barely walk. almost had to have surgery on the tissues or whatever is in my knee
Last trick you learned: Cab 3's
Remember baseless bindings?: unfortunately i learned on those at hockley valley
Remember low backs?: yepp
Jacuzzi or cold shower?: jazuzzi!
Pretzel or danish?: pretzel!
Trends for next season: tight snow pants for scene kids, and MORE BANDANAS because snow thugs are the biggest thing, but i can see the tighter scene fashion moving onto the mountains already
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My Interests

Film, snowboarding, music, bass guitar, harmonica, biking, coca cola, pepsi, tequila, beers of all brands, smoking, snow, grass, leaves, huge lofty backside 180's, bonfires, friends, mcdonalds, pork souvlaki, perogies, myspace, facebook, limewire, iTunes, iPod, msn, sleep, couches, showers, long hair, hip hop, rock, the 60's 70's and 80's, milk, chicken wings, ribs, nachos, movie theatres, coffee; one cream one sugar, clothes, shoes, buying new clothes and shoes, drinking anywhere you want and running from police in the summer, drinking safely inside in the winter and lastly... You.

I'd like to meet:

Like minded people.

Below: Pretty drunk, and pretty high. Doing my best to impersonate a profesional snowboarded being interviewed.

Music:

Neil Young, Biggie Smalls, The Who, Eric Clapton, Papoose, Alexisonfire, The Shins, Five Man Electrical Band, Blink 182, Sum 41, Crazy Horse, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, Led Zeppelin, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Elvis Costello, Frank Sinatra, Guess Who, BTO, Barry Manilow, Mike Jones, The Beatles, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Bruce Springsteen, Dallas Green/City and Colour, Creedance Clearwater Revival, Meatloaf, Dean Martin, Cypress Hill, Dire Straits, Eminem, Foo Fighters, Goddo, Guns 'N Roses, Young Buck, Van Halen, Tupac, Traffic, Tony Bennett, Ted Nugent, Sublime, Stealers Wheel, The Specials, Sly and Family Stone, Parliament, Bootsy Collins, Rush, Cream, Rancid, The Ramones, The Police, Peter Frampton, Pete Townshend, Black Sabath, Ozzy Osbourne, Norma Jean, Miles Davis, Incubus, Jacks Mannequin, Jimi Hendrix, John Frusciante, Johnny Cash, Judas Priest, The Mars Volta, Matthew Good Band...To name a few.

Movies:

Resevoir Dogs, Garden State, Taxi Driver, Goodfellas, Braveheart, The Aviator, Sin City, Singing in the Rain, Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, Star Wars Episode 2-6, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, Saving Private Ryan, Kill Bill vol. 1, V for Vendetta, The Princess Bride, Gladiator, Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python and Now for Something Completely Different, Monty Python's the Life of Brian, Forrest Gump, Finding Nemo, Back to the Future, Toy Story, Shaun of the Dead, Football Factory, Romper Stomper, American History X, Schindler's List, Hotel Rwanda, All Quiet on the Western Front, The Untouchables, The Matrix, Terminator, Planet of the Apes(1968), X-Men 2, Spider Man 1 &; 2, The Truman Show, The Iron Giant, Fight Club, Silence of the Lambs, Pulp Fiction, The Usual Suspects, Snatch, The Departed, Casino Royal, Crash, The Breakfast Club, The Great Escape, Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, The Last Waltz, Bowling for Columbine, No Direction Home, Super Size Me, Farenheit 911, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Rio Bravo, The Gunfighter, The Alamo(starring John Wayne), Raging Bull, Walk The Line, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Birdman of Alcatraz, Catch me if you Can, The Wizard of Oz, The Lion King, The Blues Brothers, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Pinocchio, Mary Poppins, Chicago, The Muppet Movie, Borat, To Kill a Mockingbird, Clockwork Orange, Requiem for a Dream, Miracle on 34th Street, Home Alone, Shrek, Monsters Inc. Beauty and the Beast, Fantasia, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Free Willy.

Television:

The Colbert Report, Scrubs, Boston Legal, House, King of Queens, Seinfeld, South Park.

Books:

The Colbert Report, Scrubs, Boston Legal, House, King of Queens, Seinfeld, South Park. Books The Godfather, Star Wars books, Holes, biography's on people that interest me.

Heroes:

Anyone who is themselves...They be who they want to be, and dont try an be a totaly different person to fit in with other people.

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