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Kaptain Krotchâ„¢

I'm a King Bee, Baby. Buzzin' around your hive.

About Me

The name's Kyle... Ya dig?

I'm certainly a strange fellow.

I try to stay free and easy

I like to make funny faces.

I love to make people laugh.

I love to ramble about deep thoughts haha. Especially when intoxicated

I love dancing.

I enjoy making up random songs about people or things i see and sometimes dancing to them

I want to see the world and play music forever.I dig making music, and am in a band called "Word of a Bloom" We will play for your Birthday, Briss or Bar Mitzvah, for the low low price of booze haha.

CHECK US OUT!!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm always up for a meaningful and entertaining conversation
but I also love meaningless conversations to, which are also fun

PEOPLE THAT CARE ABOUT conversing with PEOPLE CAUSE THEY ARE PEOPLE, not cause they want to have comments.GET a FUCKING LIFE. It's Myspace.So basically some fun, funky and interesting people, who share some or alot of the same interests :)
Add me if u want?

MsN: [email protected]

Music:

[The Brian Jonestown Massacre]
[The Beatles]
[The Pretty Things]
[The Velvet Underground]
[The Yardbirds]
[The Byrds]
[The Black Angels]
[The Warlocks]
[The Morning After Girls]
[The Upsidedown]
[The Doors]
[The Kinks]
[The Lilys]
[The Grateful Dead]
[The Rolling Stones]
[The Soft Machine]
[The Stone Roses]
[The Electric Prunes]
[The Spencer Davis Group]
[Frank Zappa]
[Pink Floyd]1st album mostly
[Pavement] [Love]
[Neil Young]
[Cream]
[Eric Clapton]
[13th Floor Elevators]
[Kula Shaker]
[Primal Scream]
[Television]
[Sonic Youth]
[Traffic]
[Jimi Hendrix]
[Syd Barrett]
[Iggy Pop]
[Yes]

...plus alot more.
(not in any particular order)

My Blog

Buyer beware. you kids need the facts man.

little did you guys know.. that you are buying into useless things.. such as..your beloved little gangster peace sign... come follow me into the world of knowledge... THE FACTS!The V sign as an insult...
Posted by Kaptain Krotch" on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 12:31:00 PST

Big Fat Lady by PJ COWDY and the Warriors of Time.

The following,as you can all plainly see. Is a soon to be smash hit, by our own. PJ COWDY!now you think of this man as a crackhead... and yes.. we know this.. BUTwhat you do not know is he is a blues ...
Posted by Kaptain Krotch" on Fri, 26 May 2006 07:43:00 PST

The Mysterious Sleep By: Kyle Whitefield

                  THE MYSTERIOUS SLEEP              ...
Posted by Kaptain Krotch" on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 12:05:00 PST

gangster's alter egos COULD be scene kids :O

i was browsing through some profiles on here and i noticed some things....it seems funny... that alot of "Scene kids" kinda have gangster trends on them.. but make fun of gangsters.. and say they are ...
Posted by Kaptain Krotch" on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 08:11:00 PST

My rant on "whoring"

ok well i saw this thing on sumones bulletin (keshia :P)and im deciding to put my own spin on to it :PWhy do some people have 1,342,543,765,123 friends?It serves no purpose at all.. you are never goin...
Posted by Kaptain Krotch" on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 01:25:00 PST

Crime Fighting helps people!!

So ya, i dont make many of these, but I can't Stress this enough! go to school, kiddies, cuz alot of you are fucking stupid! Here is my Story, so i was Kaptain Krotch for Halloween, and i come up to...
Posted by Kaptain Krotch" on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 07:43:00 PST