im oscar and im a jack russel. im a little over a year old. i live in hope mills. i have 2 mommies. theyre cool as shit. i screw a pillow named girlfriend, shes hot. shoes, underwear, phone chargers and pencils are my favorite things to eat. i can jump 10 feet in the air. i like to piss inside even though im potty trained. i used to smoke cigarettes but i quit. i like to terrorize people who sleep in my bed.
My Interests
peeing
I'd like to meet:
i need a hot bitch.
Music:
snoop dogg, lil wow wow, elvis.
Movies:
old yeller, 101 dalmations, lassie, the shaggy dog, airbud, beethoven, benji, clifford
