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Sir Skratch

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More music video codes at WhatsThatCode.comHi my name is Skratch...well it's actually Skratch-iola-pudding Esquire aka stinkbomb aka smelly noggin aka buttmunch aka pain in the ass.I like to eat. I like to play. I like to pee. I like to eat more. I like to hump...anything and everything. I like to chew on my toothbrush. I like to bite my Mom. I like to bother my parents. I like to eat plastic. I like to eat chairs. I like to eat cabinents. I like to poo. I like to play. I like to eat. I like to have bitches and hoes come over for phat parties too. I hate people on bikes and bark at them. I like to eat rubber bands...and not just little ones, big ones too. I like to eat hair ties. I like to eat Mom's shoes...but just the right ones. Did I mention I have a Stinky Noggin? I like to kill water plants in my Grandpa's pond...and I just put a hole in my parent's $2,000 couch so I better go.Did I mention I like to eat and play and poo?
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I'm all Dog!

Someone had the guts to say that my pics aren't real?!?!? It's not like I have photoshopped my head onto Pamela Lee or Brad Pitt!!! Shoot, my fat paws barely allow me to type - so excuse any typos in ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 00:21:00 GMT

I don't want to die from being drugged with this!!!

There is a new chemical on the market "myspacenzaprine" that has gotten into the nations poultry and beef supply, and is making MySpace users horribly stupid and open to the power of suggestion! IF YO...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 18:42:00 GMT