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About Me

First and foremost...ON MYSPACE!!!Most likely, I'm....
I'm 32. SINGLE (and love it). Volumptuous. Blonde hair. Green eyes.I grew up in Puyallup, WA. I soon figured out after I graduated high school - you end up as a hardcore tweaker or a "John L Scottish" yuppie. So, I moved on to the ghetto! I'm now an eastside girl, loving it in Tacoma.Music and playing pool are my life.I LOVE MY FRIENDS TO DEATH!!! If I didn't have them, I seriously would have lost it several times over the last few years...It seems that I all I ever do is hang out, drink beer, and shoot stick. For the last year and a half I've been bartending on the east side in Tacoma. Bartending is different from my normal line of work, but I figured it was something new and I made quite a bit of money doing it. The biggest perk was that it fit into my lifestyle perfectly - I was always already hanging out, playing pool, never getting home until after 3 a.m.... There is one thing I'll say though - you get burnt out quick. I decided to go back to doing what I've always done, which basically I describe it as being the person who does all the paperwork for a big commerical construction project... I'm the chic in the jobshack.I just started my new job. Its pretty cool so far, different than most general contractors I've worked for previously. The project I'm working on is a pretty interesting project and will at least allow job security for the next year or two.As I said above my biggest passion in life is playing pool. 9 ball is my favorite, although I play on both 8 and 9 ball teams. I went to the 9-ball National Singles Championships in Las Vegas last year (by myself, not a team). I placed 5th (in the nation for my skill level) so I was totally PUMPED about that! I even got a W-2 for it. Finally my alcoholism is paying off!I'm an internet junkie and have a hard time working when I have access to the internet all day. Thats pretty much whats new in Drunkalette's world.MMFCLGenerate your own contact table!

My Interests


Playing pool - 9 ball is my favorite. 8 ball is okay, just not as much of a challenge to me.

420 adventures. . Budweiser beer. Jaeger Bombs. Bloody Mary's. White Merlot Wine. Seagrams Bumpy Face Gin. Clover Bombs. Shots of Patrone. Porn Stars.Tattoos. Frankenstein.I'm a EBAY FREAK. Erotic art. Buying shoes. Perfume. Anything that is really expensive that I no longer want to pay full price for...MYSPACE!!!!!!!Hanging out with friends. Laughing.Collecting PSYCHOPATHIC ANYTHING.And, anything that would possibly bend or break the rules!

I'd like to meet:

God. Yeah. Its true. I never thought I'd say that out loud to the world, but for once in my life, I don't give a fuck...I'd like to meet Violent J of the Insane Clown Posse. I'd ask him how he mastermind the six Jokers Cards, Pendulums, Dark Carnival, Shangri-La...Then I think I'd like to meet a hog tied, blindfolded, with a deeply shoved dildo up his ass; Osama Bin Laden. I don't know what I would say or ask him. All I know is I can think of some really cool torture ideas I've always wanted to try on someone. By the end he'll be begging me to either fuck him harder with the dildo or turn him over to the FBI so he could die humanely. Somehow I think he'll lean harder towards the dildo, don't you?

Music:

Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Psychopathic Rydas, Dark Lotus, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, ABK, Boondox - ANYTHING Psychopathic.Weezer, Built to Spill, Ruston Mire, Brad, Lifter, Sublime, Cake.Marilyn Manson, Deftones, Rammstein, Korn, Slipknot, Rage Against the Machine, Down, Soulfly, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Motley Crue.Young Jeezy, Camillionaire, Jay Z, NAS, Project Pat, E-40 & the Click, Lyfe Jennings, Afroman, Three 6 Mafia, Gansta Boo, Missy E, Lil Jon, Usher, Ludacris, Trick Daddy, T.I., UGK, Mary J. Blige, Beyonce, 50 Cent, Eminem, Ice Cube, Snoopy D-O-Double-G, 2Pac, Akon, Lloyd Banks, Keak Da Sneak, and Mac Dre (RIP). I LOVE HIP HOP!!!!Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Frank Sinatra, Etta James, Grateful Dead, John Lee Hooker, Marvin Gaye.Some local bands like... Who Cares, Church of Hate, and of course... some of the best friends I've ever had... The one, the only... Utterance.I'll basically listen to anything. Although, I hate listening to like Lincoln Park and 3 Doors Down. How do you insert a little smiley that is inserting its fist down its throat? I can't stand that shit anymore.

Movies:

THE DAMN SHOW!!! (OMG - The funniest shit!), Big Money Hustlas, Midnight Express (AWESOME MOVIE) Reservoir Dogs, Shrek 2, Urban Cowboy, Suicide Kings, Leaving Las Vegas, Legends of the Fall, Steel Magnolias, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Home for the Holidays, Top Gun (come on Spark plug!), Pulp Fiction, whatever. I don't go to the movies very often and I usually am not home at night long enough to watch a movie. I usaually fall asleep during them!Krista's 32nd Birthday Party - January 12, 2007, Forbidden City, Puyallup, WA

Television:

Anything REALITY TV (I'm a junkie). MTV, VH1, A&E, Bravo, TLC, Discovery. The news.Oh yeah, and...

According to experts, I am :

89% Kinky
Take the Kinky Quiz at JokesUnlimited.com

Books:

Porn mags, High Times, Danielle Steel, Harry Potter series... I don't read that much anymore though.
Your Porn Star Name Is...
SPANKY BOTTOMS

Heroes:

Courtney Love. Denis Leary. Jenna Jamison. Violent J. Mac Dre.And also Anna Nicole Smith. (RIP you sexy broad!)
Drunkalette'sâ„¢ Personality
Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 66%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 60%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 66%
Interdependence |||||||||| 88%
Intellectual |||||||||| 79%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||| 16%
Religious |||||||||| 42%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 65%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 69%
Work ethic |||||| 45%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 62%
Conflict seeking |||||| 19%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||| 69%
Avoidant |||||||||| 44%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 67%
Wealth |||| 51%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 58%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 86%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 68%
Physical Fitness || 19%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 65%
Paranoia |||||| 23%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 72%
Hypersensitivity |||| 16%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 63%
I highly recommend taking this Personality Test!

    Stability results were moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic. Orderliness results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment. Extraversion results were high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
Drunkalette'sâ„¢ Personality Trait Snapshots:
  • social
  • tough

  • outgoing
  • worry free

  • self revealing
  • optimistic

  • upbeat
  • risk taker

  • likes the unknown
  • digs large parties

  • makes friends easily
  • stands out/doesn't blend

  • likes to make fun of people
  • lives life reckless

  • rarely irritated
  • very open minded

  • enjoys being a leader
  • trusting

  • dominant
  • thrill seeker

  • strong
  • positive

  • very social
  • assertive

  • mind over heart
  • anti-authority

  • fearless
  • confident

  • not rule conscious
  • feels desirable/sexy

  • likes the spotlight
  • loves food and drink

  • social chameleon
  • hard working

  • attracted to alternative cultures
  • not good at saving money

  • concerned about others well being
  • loves to make people laugh

  • Have an AWESOME day! And, thank you for visiting MYSPACE!!! MMFCL

    My Blog

    Jakob Arthur Landon

      Jakob Arthur Landon July 1994  April 2007 Tonight is the first night I have felt the complete loss of my kid, Jakob Arthur Landon.   As I say that, my heart is filled with...
    Posted by Drunkalette on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 02:39:00 PST

    Thought Provoking Questions...

    Thought Provoking Questions ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> 1.          Did Adam and Eve have navels? 2. &n...
    Posted by Drunkalette on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:56:00 PST

    The Cat Whisperer...

    This is my new nickname given to me appropriately by my brother. I went to his house last night, just popped up on his back porch (lol, Dave I know you are reading this - WELL FUCK, WHY use the front ...
    Posted by Drunkalette on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:00:00 PST

    Fuck...

    Is it totally wrong of me to love that word? I do, I love it. It has a certain ring to it. It makes you feel a certain way when you say it. It is like having an itch in the middle of your back that y...
    Posted by Drunkalette on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:51:00 PST

    The Awakening...

      I swear to God for the last two weeks this is exactly how I have felt.  With everything that was going wrong, it was like all of a sudden, "I got it..."       The Awakening....
    Posted by Drunkalette on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:09:00 PST

    Things are looking up...

    Seriously... I couldn't ask for anything to go better right now.  I guess all I needed to do was have a little more faith. Thanks to everyone for their kind words and help!!!  I have amazing...
    Posted by Drunkalette on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 03:34:00 PST

    I swear to God, WHAT ELSE CAN GO WRONG!!!

    Well, after 5 years of living with roommates and drifting from one place to the next, I finally got my own apartment on Tuesday night.  I was supposed to be moving everything I own into it tonigh...
    Posted by Drunkalette on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 09:49:00 PST

    On the edge of that GREAT BIG, HUGE, WIDE, WORLD...

    *****  I don't care who reads this.  However, just know I am writing the following for myself to reflect upon this moment, this day, this opportunity of a lifetiime.  *****   Okay ...
    Posted by Drunkalette on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:08:00 PST

    Opression

    General Meaning: The image of oppression conjures up a dried up lake bed with nettlesome crows stalking the shoreline. Hard times shrivel our spirits, and give rise to a multitude of "crows" in the fo...
    Posted by Drunkalette on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:34:00 PST

    My interpretation of how life works...


    Posted by Drunkalette on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 04:34:00 PST