Drunkaletteâ„¢

I'd like to meet:

God. Yeah. Its true. I never thought I'd say that out loud to the world, but for once in my life, I don't give a fuck...I'd like to meet Violent J of the Insane Clown Posse. I'd ask him how he mastermind the six Jokers Cards, Pendulums, Dark Carnival, Shangri-La...Then I think I'd like to meet a hog tied, blindfolded, with a deeply shoved dildo up his ass; Osama Bin Laden. I don't know what I would say or ask him. All I know is I can think of some really cool torture ideas I've always wanted to try on someone. By the end he'll be begging me to either fuck him harder with the dildo or turn him over to the FBI so he could die humanely. Somehow I think he'll lean harder towards the dildo, don't you?

Music:

Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Psychopathic Rydas, Dark Lotus, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, ABK, Boondox - ANYTHING Psychopathic.Weezer, Built to Spill, Ruston Mire, Brad, Lifter, Sublime, Cake.Marilyn Manson, Deftones, Rammstein, Korn, Slipknot, Rage Against the Machine, Down, Soulfly, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Motley Crue.Young Jeezy, Camillionaire, Jay Z, NAS, Project Pat, E-40 & the Click, Lyfe Jennings, Afroman, Three 6 Mafia, Gansta Boo, Missy E, Lil Jon, Usher, Ludacris, Trick Daddy, T.I., UGK, Mary J. Blige, Beyonce, 50 Cent, Eminem, Ice Cube, Snoopy D-O-Double-G, 2Pac, Akon, Lloyd Banks, Keak Da Sneak, and Mac Dre (RIP). I LOVE HIP HOP!!!!Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Frank Sinatra, Etta James, Grateful Dead, John Lee Hooker, Marvin Gaye.Some local bands like... Who Cares, Church of Hate, and of course... some of the best friends I've ever had... The one, the only... Utterance.I'll basically listen to anything. Although, I hate listening to like Lincoln Park and 3 Doors Down. How do you insert a little smiley that is inserting its fist down its throat? I can't stand that shit anymore.

Movies:

THE DAMN SHOW!!! (OMG - The funniest shit!), Big Money Hustlas, Midnight Express (AWESOME MOVIE) Reservoir Dogs, Shrek 2, Urban Cowboy, Suicide Kings, Leaving Las Vegas, Legends of the Fall, Steel Magnolias, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Home for the Holidays, Top Gun (come on Spark plug!), Pulp Fiction, whatever. I don't go to the movies very often and I usually am not home at night long enough to watch a movie. I usaually fall asleep during them!Krista's 32nd Birthday Party - January 12, 2007, Forbidden City, Puyallup, WA

Television:

Anything REALITY TV (I'm a junkie). MTV, VH1, A&E, Bravo, TLC, Discovery. The news.Oh yeah, and...

According to experts, I am :

89% Kinky
Take the Kinky Quiz at JokesUnlimited.com

Books:

Porn mags, High Times, Danielle Steel, Harry Potter series... I don't read that much anymore though.
Your Porn Star Name Is...
SPANKY BOTTOMS

Heroes:

Courtney Love. Denis Leary. Jenna Jamison. Violent J. Mac Dre.And also Anna Nicole Smith. (RIP you sexy broad!)
Drunkalette'sâ„¢ Personality
Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 66%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 60%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 66%
Interdependence |||||||||| 88%
Intellectual |||||||||| 79%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||| 16%
Religious |||||||||| 42%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 65%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 69%
Work ethic |||||| 45%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 62%
Conflict seeking |||||| 19%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||| 69%
Avoidant |||||||||| 44%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 67%
Wealth |||| 51%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 58%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 86%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 68%
Physical Fitness || 19%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 65%
Paranoia |||||| 23%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 72%
Hypersensitivity |||| 16%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 63%
I highly recommend taking this Personality Test!

Stability results were moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic. Orderliness results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment. Extraversion results were high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.