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Crass

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I'm female, I'm 32 years old (1st Sep.'75). I was born in Liverpool, UK. My mother is from Morocco, and my father was from Yemen. I have one brother aged 37, he was also born in Liverpool. I have no sisters. I'm currently in a relationship with a lovely man named Roger, we have been together since February, he lives in Carmarthenshire, he is very much older than myself, but age is irrelevant. He plays in a folk music group, and has been playing acoustic guitar for many decades. He was born in London but he grew up in Hereford, he now lives in Carmarthenshire... Anyways, I love CRASS (the band), I been into them since I was 13 years old, theyre one my fave bands ever, and always will be. Other fave bands & artists are Christy Moore (Irish folk), the Pixies & Frank Black, I been into the Pixies since I was 14 years old, also the Talking Heads & David Byrne, Gong, Jethro Tull, Captain Beefheart, etc. I love folk music, jazz, 80's hip-hop, and 70's punk. I love Lewis Black (comedian), I been into Lewis for many years, he's so fuckin funny, clever, and gorgeous. Here's more info about me, I repair computers, and I also do some satellite TV repairs & programming (not Sky). But one of the best jobs I did in my life was back in 1998, when I worked in Yemen in a political newspaper called the Yemen Times, I was a journalist/reporter, it was a great job, but a dangerous one, as I've known of a few Yemeni journalists disappearing because of something they may have wrote about their government, I'm suprised I didnt disappear, what with me and my big mouth telling it like it is back then. It was the only newspaper in Yemen to be entirely in English, all the other newspapers are in Arabic. The Yemen Times building was next to the Palestinian Embassy (as you can see the picture below, the Palestinian Embassy in Sana'a, Yemen's capital). I left that job when my editor was murdered. Anyways, more info about me, I love cats, I only have one cat at the moment, her name is Thomasina. I'm a smoker (unfortunetly) and I drink coffee all day ! I like playing football/soccer. I also like playing snooker/pool. I like writing, poetry, thoughts, etc, and I love art. I love Steve Irwin and his programmes, been into him for a long time (I miss him very much). I'm a big Adidas collector, only old skool style though, I've always been like that since I was a kid. I have a great sense of humour, I love laughing and making others laugh (within reason) and I love being silly, I'm a crazy, funny, profound, angry, political fuck. I love stand-up comedy, I reckon I'd be a great comedian. My humour is a mixture of absurdity, childishness, and sarcasm, very satirical. I play chess with no pieces. I shout so loud the whole world shakes. I quote stuff that hasnt even been said yet, and I read books with no words, its more fun that way (only joking of course). I use bad language quite a lot, like its the normal thing to do, not to offend people, its just the way I talk. I'm a lifetime supporter of the Palestinian struggle and freedom in the Middle East. I dislike people who pretend to be friendly, but really theyre thinking "I wish this person would fuck off", but what they dont realise is that we know theyre just pretending to be friendly. Why not just be honest ? I dislike people who are narrow minded, and people who are not willing to learn anything about truth other than what their media tells them, theyre desperately misinformed. I also dislike people who think they're better than others. Rant in E Minor. Rules of Enragement. Innit !

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DAVID BYRNE (TALKING HEADS) IS A GENIUS !
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" A dangerous disease... Requires a desperate remedy " - Guy Fawkes
The only honest man to have ever entered Parliament. Guy 'Guido' Fawkes was a genius, too bad he didnt finish the job. I've always felt this way since I was a child, when my friends used to celebrate the 5th November, I used to question them why, but they didnt understand, they only understood what adults wanted them to understand, everyone celebrates Guy Fawkes' death, but I was the complete opposite, I learned about him and his cohorts when I was a child at school, teachers obviously tell kids the fake story, but I knew the real story, and I was fascinated, and I still am.
After all, this country doesnt seem like a democracy anyways.
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Vote Here !
I LOVE LEWIS BLACK !
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I LOVE CRASS !
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" Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition...The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous...Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V "
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With all the money and shit that famous people throw away just to look all lovely and rich and shit, I could re-construct the whole of Iraq with all that money that famous people throw away on shit ! I could feed countries in Africa with all that money that famous Hollywood stars throw away on shit !
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Airlines & the use of Pre -:
" They will tell you that you'll be on a non-stop flight. Well, I insist that my flight stop, preferably at an airport " George Carlin
" What does it mean to pre-board ? To get .. you get on ? " - George Carlin
" 'This show was pre-recorded'. Well of course it was pre-recorded, how else are you going to record it, afterwards ? " - George Carlin
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Cancer Awareness
Click 'play' (below) to watch Lewis Black !
Lewis Black, is 59 years old, from the US, he lives in New York. He is a stand-up comedian, author, playwrite, political commentator, and actor. He is a regular on "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart". I have been a big fan of Lewis for a long time.
LEWIS, I LOVE YA, MARRY ME !
I've got Lew on my mind ! Lets take a trip to the Shitehouse (the Whitehouse), and we could kick some political ass down there. We never know, we may even see the "rare white elk", you know who I'm talking about, Lewis, hehehe !
LEWIS QUOTE: " IF YOUR GONNA VOTE FOR BUSH, THEN THATS THE PRICK I'M GONNA YELL ABOUT, IF YOU VOTE FOR KERRY, I'LL BE YELLING ABOUT HIM TOO... FOR THOSE REPUBLICANS THAT THINK I'M UNFAIR, GO AND LISTEN TO THE STUFF I DID ABOUT CLINTON "
When Lewis met Dick Cheney, Lewis said afterwards: " I've never stood so close to evil "
When it comes to pissing off Bush or any authoritarian for that matter, Lewis Black does it with perfection ! And Lewis is right, speaking the truth about such political pricks. Lewis, youre the best !

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FREE PALESTINE

FREE IRAQ

FREE THE WHOLE WORLD FROM THE NWO

GIVE AMERICA BACK TO THE NATIVES

Bush, read my lips you fuck face twatty prick bitch, shit in your own backyard, and leave us out of your madness, this is our world !

Ariel Sharon is a mass-murderer, he should be taken to the world court and accused of genocide. But alas, it wont happen because the US government support the zionists. The US government is the world court ! The US government is the UN !

BUSH WANTS TO OWN THE WORLD, BUT HE ALSO WANTS THE ISRAELI ZIONIST GOVERNMENT TO OWN THE MIDDLE EAST, ITS LIKE "YOU SCRATCH MY BACK, AND I'LL SCRATCH YOURS"

BUSH & CO. FAMILY BUTCHERS SINCE 1934... STILL IN BUSINESS, BUT NOT FOR LONG... CHECK OUT BUSH'S FAMILY HISTORY RIGHT BACK TO WW2 EVEN EARLIER, CHECK OUT THE DEADLY CREDENTIALS HIS FAMILY HISTORY HAS... YOU CAN SEE WHERE HE GETS HIS MADNESS FROM... ALSO CHECK OUT CHENEY'S HISTORY, HE COULD EVEN BE MORE EVIL THAN BUSH HIMSELF, HE LIKES STEALING MILLIONS FROM OIL COMPANIES, THATS HIS PAST-TIME HE ALSO LIKES TO GO HUNTING, HE DOESNT HUNT ANIMALS, HE HUNTS HIS FRIENDS. CHENEY'S PAST VOTING RECORD HAS BEEN ABSOLUTELY PSYCHOTIC. CHENEY THE DICK VOTED AGAINST GUN CONTROL, HE ALSO VOTED AGAINST FREEING NELSON MANDELA BACK THEN, SO WHAT HOSPITAL SHOULD CHENEY BE IN ! OH AND ANOTHER THING, CHECK OUT COLON POWELL'S HISTORY AROUND THE TIME OF NAM, HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN LOCKED UP BY NOW, HE THINKS HIS SECRETS ARE HIDDEN, BUT NO, WE ALL KNOW ABOUT THE THINGS HE COVERED UP... AND CONDI RICE, WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY, SHES JUST A SILLY ROBOT BITCH, HOW DOES IT WORK ? DOES SHE SCREW 'EM ALL FOR HER STATUS AT THE SHITEHOUSE ? AS FOR YOGI BLAIR, HE'S JUST A SILLY ROBOT BITCH ALSO, FOLLOWS BUSH LIKE A DOG, HE'LL LEARN HIS LESSON IN THE END. SMILE STUCK ON HIS FACE LIKE GLUE, HE TALKS ABOUT SUFFERING AS IF ITS FUNNY, BIT LIKE BUSH, HE ALSO TALKS ABOUT SUFFERING WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE.

WHAT STINKS ABOUT US DEMOCRACY IS THAT ANYONE CAN RUN FOR PRESIDENT... ANYONE ! I'M GONNA START A NEW REALITY TV SHOW CALLED "ANY DUMB PERSON CAN BECOME PRESIDENT"... WHAT DO YOU THINK, GOOD IDEA ?

MOST PEOPLE IN CONGRESS ARE EITHER RACIST OR CRIMINALS, THATS THE QUALIFICATION FOR SUCH A JOB

THE BUSH & CO. MOTTO: NEED DEMOLITION ? CALL 1-800-BUSH, WE DESTROY COUNTRIES IN REAL TIME, AND WE GARUANTEE THAT YOU WILL PAY

LETS TAKE BUSH & CO. TO THE WORLD COURT AND ACCUSE THEM OF GENOCIDE, I CAN THINK OF A WHOLE LIST OF REASONS WHY, AND A WHOLE TIMELINE FROM PAST PRESIDENTS, OH DAMN I JUST REMEMBERED, THE WORLD COURT IS THE US GOVERNMENT... ALL GOVERNMENTS ARE SHIT ANYWAYS, THATS WHAT THEYRE DESIGNED FOR !

IN MY LIFETIME, I'VE NOT SEEN ANY "ALMOST GOOD" US PRESIDENTS, AND I'VE NOT SEEN ANY "ALMOST GOOD" UK PRIME MINISTERS. THEY HAVE ALL BEEN SHIT. THEIR FORIEGN POLICIES HAVE BEEN DEADLY

BUSH & CO. ARE THE DEVIL'S HELPERS IN THEIR SECRET SECTS. THEYRE ALL CRAZY FUCK TWATS AND THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED RIGHT NOW, BEFORE THEY TAKE OVER EVEN MORE OF THE WORLD. THEY SAY THEY WANT TO FREE THE WORLD OF TERROR AND LIBERATE EVERYONE, HOW ? BY KILLING EVERYONE ? THEY SHOULD SAY "WE WANT TO FREE THE WORLD OF TERROR, BUT WE ARE THE ONES WHO ARE TERRORISING THE WORLD, WE LIKE TO THREATEN WEAK COUNTRIES SO THAT WE CAN GO IN AND STEAL EVERYTHING AND TAKE OVER"... WHAT THE FUCK HAS ANYTHING GOT TO DO WITH THE US GOVERNMENT ANYWAY ? THEYRE ALWAYS STICKING THEIR FUCKIN NOSE IN EVERY COUNTRIES BUSINESS, WHAT THE HELL ? ALSO, THE ISRAELI ZIONIST GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO BE TAKEN TO THE WORLD COURT AND ACCUSED OF GENOCIDE AND THEN THE ZIONIST GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED. THE UN IS THE US. THE CIA ARE CRIMINALS THEMSELVES, THEY'LL GET RID OF YOU IF YOU TALK. SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE NEW WORLD... ORDER !!!

THE LABOUR GOVERNMENT IS TURNING ENGLAND INTO A COUNTRY OF COMPLETE HATRED AND RACISM, SOMETIMES I CANT EVEN TELL THE DIFFERENCE FROM THE BNP AND THE LABOUR GOVERNMENT ! LABOUR IS AWARE OF THE OUTCOME OF THE SHIT THEYRE COMING OUT WITH, YET THEY STILL CARRY ON. AND AFTER ALL THAT, THEY THEN SAY "WE ALL SHOULD LIVE IN HARMONY". ITS LIKE THE GOVERNMENT IS SAYING "WE ARE FUELLING RACISM ON PURPOSE BUT WE STILL WANT EVERYBODY TO LIVE IN HARMONY". NOW, WHEN I THINK OF IT THAT WAY, EITHER THE GOVERNMENT NEEDS PSYCHIATRIC CARE, OR I DO. ONE OF US IS CRAZY, AND IT SURE AINT ME ! AND WHAT MAKES IT MORE STUPID IS THAT THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR THIS SO-CALLED GOVERNMENT, THOSE PEOPLE WHO LET THEM WIN, ALSO HAVE THE NERVE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT, WELL, WHO TOLD YOU TO FUCKIN VOTE FOR THEM IN FIRST PLACE ? DIDNT YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON THE LAST TIME ? AS FOR THE US ELECTIONS, NEXT TIME, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE SHOULDNT EVEN VOTE AT ALL, AND THEN WE'LL SEE IF ITS STILL EVER POSSIBLE TO RIG IT, EVEN WHEN NOBODY HAS VOTED, NOBODY AT ALL. WOULDNT THAT BE WEIRD EH !

THE US GOVERNMENT PLANNED THE IRAQI WAR AND SHIT LONG BEFORE 9/11, AND THEY KNEW WHAT THE OUTCOME WOULD BE, THE DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, IT WAS ALL PART OF THEIR LONGTERM PLAN, THEY KNEW THERE WERE NO WMD, IT WAS JUST AN EXCUSE TO GO IN AND STEAL EVERYTHING... ARIEL SHARON IS A MASS-MURDERER BUT THEY DONT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT TWAT BECAUSE SUPRISE SUPRISE THE US GOVERNMENT SUPPORT THE ISRAELI ZIONIST GOVERNMENT AND THEIR GENOCIDAL WAYS. HOLOCAUST ? BIT HYPOCRITICAL ISNT IT, BECAUSE THE ZIONISTS ARE DOING THE SAME THING TO PALESTINIANS, HOW COME NOBODY SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT THE PALESTINIAN HOLOCAUST THAT IS STILL HAPPENING... ANYWAY, THE US GOVERNMENT KNEW THE IRAQI WAR WOULD TURN THE IRAQIS AGAINST EACHOTHER, AND THAT GIVES THE TROOPS EVEN MORE EXCUSE TO STAY THERE, IT WAS ALL PART OF THE US GOVERNMENT'S PLAN, THE US GOVERNMENT KNEW THEY COULD JUST GO INTO IRAQ AND TAKE OVER, STEAL THEIR OIL, STEAL THEIR MONEY THAT IS MEANT FOR THE IRAQI PEOPLE. AND THE PEOPLE WHO SUPPORTED THE WAR HAVE THE NERVE TO SAY "OH LOOK, OUR TROOPS ARE DYING", WELL WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ? ITS A WAR NOT A FUCKIN PLAYGROUND, DO YOU EXPECT THE IRAQIS TO JUST STAND THERE ? SOME PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKIN STUPID, ITS UNBELEIVABLE, I'M TELLING YA.

The Tretcherous Three !

Basil Bush, Yogi Blair, and Cheney the Dick

SO, THE US GOVERNMENT WANTS TO LIBERATE THE PEOPLE ? HOW ? BY KILLING THEM ALL UNTIL THE COUNTRY IS COMPLETELY EMPTY ? I HATE TO SAY THIS BUT I THINK IRAQ WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY FOR HUSSEIN TO HAVE STAYED, BECAUSE IF WHAT THE US ARE DOING NOW IS CALLED LIBERATION, THEN I MUST BE EVEN MORE CRAZIER THAN I ALREADY AM. THEYRE KILLING MILLIONS MORE THAN WHAT THEY ALREADY SUFFERED UNDER HUSSEIN'S REIGN. AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE ? ITS STRANGE HOW THE US GOVERNMENT ONLY LIKE TO DESTROY AND STEAL FROM THE WEAK COUNTRIES, AND THE REST OF THE WORLD'S GOVERNMENTS SIT THERE AND DO NOTHING, WELL THEN WE CAN ACCUSE THOSE GOVERNMENTS OF BEING A DIRECT CONTRIBUTION TO IT... THE US IS BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN DEBT, AND THATS NOT A NEW THING... YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING IS TRUE, SO THERE !

NAZI SKINS FUCK OFF, DONT BE HYPOCRITICAL AND PRETEND THAT YOU LIKE THE BAND "CRASS" AND UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY STOOD FOR, BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT CRASS WERE ONE OF THE MOST ANTI-RACIST BANDS OF THAT TIME, INCLUDING SOME OTHER GREAT PUNK BANDS BACK THEN !



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Music:

Christy Moore, Planxty, Crass, Steeleye Span, Gong, Tara Irish Folk, Talking Heads, David Byrne, Beachwood Sparks, The Fall, Captain Beefheart, White Stripes, Subhumans, Culture Shock, KRS1, Fun-Da-Mental, Roy Harper, Meters, Smiths, Morrissey, Leo Kottke, Wedding Present, Pixies, Frank Black, Jethro Tull, Love, Arthur Lee, Johnny Cash, The Ukrainians, Suicidal Tendencies, Infectious Grooves, Beastie Boys, Smiths, Sugarcubes, Violent Femmes, Yusef Islam (Cat Stevens), David Bowie, Lewis Black (Comedian), Jimmy Tingle (Comedian), Jerky Boys (Comedy), Folk Music, Bluegrass, Old Skool Punk, Old Skool Hip-Hop, Jazz, Classical, Malcolm X (speeches), Farrakhan (speeches), Ahmed Deedat (lectures), Dr Zakir Naik (lectures)... Too many to mention, check my "What I'm Into" blog.

Movies:

The Omen (1975), V for Vendetta, Walk the Line, The Assassination of Richard Nixon, Casino Royale (2006), Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer, Lords of Dog Town, Rumble Fish, Beat Street, Malcolm X, Do The Right Thing, The Message (Story of Islam), Ladykillers (re-make), To Kill A Mockingbird, Bruce Lee films... Too many to mention, check my "What I'm Into" blog.

Television:

Lewis Black, Daily Show, David Spade, Stand-Up Comedy, Waiting for God, Three Stooges, Marx Brothers, Paul Lynde, Hanna-Barbera Cartoons, 8 Simple Rules, Drake & Josh, Amanda Show, Bill Plympton Animation, Tracy Beaker, Prisoner Cell Block H, Flog It, Weakest Link, Crocodile Hunter (Steve Irwin), Prison Break, Doc Martin, Incredible Hulk (Bill Bixby), Escrava Isaura (70s Brazilian drama), Rubens de Falco, Fawlty Towers, Monty Python's Flying Circus, MMA, UFC, Chuck Liddell, Randy Couture, Matt Hughes, Forrest Griffen... Too many to mention, check my "What I'm Into" blog.

Books:

"Bush is a Twat" - 10th edition, written by Me !

Heroes:

My Dad (pictured below) 1920-2002

My Blog

Christy Moore

============================================================ ===================== Check out the new playlist on myspace profile. Christy Moore tracks, and rightly so, I'm such a big fan of his, I...
Posted by Crass on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 07:31:00 PST

Introduction

I'm Lewis Black's No.1 Fan... Or at least I like to think I'am, hehehe ! Basil Bush & Yogi Blair & Cheney the Dick. Piss off I tell thee ! Your new world order, wont be in order ! "The Pho...
Posted by Crass on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 02:32:00 PST

What I'm Into

============================================================ =====================   I'm female, 32 years old, from Liverpool, UK. I'm a smoker (only cigarettes of course) and I drink coff...
Posted by Crass on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:49:00 PST

Stop Making Sense

============================================================ =====================                  Poli-Trics   "Stop Making Sense" is associa...
Posted by Crass on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 02:05:00 PST

Rules of Engagement

============================================================ ===================== Update: A lovely man named Roger has came into my life, hooray ! He plays guitar (acoustic) in a folk music group...
Posted by Crass on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 05:17:00 PST

Perfect Companion

============================================================ ===================== Update: A lovely man named Roger has came into my life, hooray ! He plays guitar (acoustic) in a folk music grou...
Posted by Crass on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:10:00 PST

Guy Fawkes

============================================================ ===================== The only honest man to have ever entered Parliament. Guy 'Guido' Fawkes was a genius, too bad he didnt finish the job...
Posted by Crass on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 08:17:00 PST