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Lauren

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

i like 2 not use punctuation & ..'s instead of letters when i talk on the interneti like 2 make myself look as typical & trite as possible so i look so generic that u 3 me.i like 2 fill out comments on peep's myspace that say "OMG u r so hot, i love this kid." 2 increase the generic feelingi like 3 leav commentz w/ huge grafix so that ur paeg takees 4eva 2 load.i like the background on my page 2 b 2 buisee so u can't read da texti make a lot of stupid spelling erors even though the words i spell wrong i should have learned 2 spell correctly in 3rd gradei like 2 give stupid shout outs in forums like this 2 let people know how many freinds i have in the most typical form possibleinstead of using a self timer on cameras i just hold the camera out and press the shutter button so i get my arm in the shot i still look away even tho i took da pic i am very surpised in da shoti put on a lot of makup and use blury photos so u cant see wat i look leikTinkErBELL! i like 2 show clevagei am actually a cardboard cut outi 3 my chikas dont eva change gfs!!!

My Interests

Photography
Acting
theater
photoshop
many forms of crafting
jewelry making
merry jigs
Sweet Asian Flow
bathroom related humor
going the extra mile to make fun of you
writing
Stand up Comedy
working with kids
finding humor in strange places
listing things that shouldn't really count as 'interests'
putting shitty music on my MY SPACE page and forcing you to listen to it

I'd like to meet:

People who list a bunch of celebrities instead of answering this question with its actual intent.Also, a bunch of people I obviously have nothing in common with and have Tupac as their music choice on My Space. You know what? Don't even message me. Just go ahead and add me, and we'll take it from there. I also hope you didn't even bother to look at my profile but just added me because I was female, that will also make our relationship extra special.

Music:

The Eels
Jewel
Charlotte Martin
La Tigre
No Doubt
Queen
Coldplay
The Police
Smashing Pumpkins
Richard Cheese
New Pornorgaphers
Beck
The Persuasive Essays
Showtunes
various 80's

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite
Ghost World
Sixteen Candles
The Talented Mr. Ripley
The Hours
Life Aquatic
The Royal Tenenbaums
The Little Mermaid
Welcome to the Dollhouse
My Fair Lady
The Breakfast Club
The Wedding Singer
Rushmore
Amelie
Best in Show
Waiting for Gufman
Aladdin
Beauty and the Beast
Pieces of April
One Flew Over the Coo-coo's Nest
Chicago
Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind
Adaptation
Being John Malkovitch
Waterboy
All that Jazz
The Graduate
Manos-Hands of Fate

Television:

Scrubs
Kids in the Hall
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Just Shoot Me
Futurama
The Family Guy
Cowboy Bebop
Rocko's Modern Life
Arrested Development
My So- Called Life
Who's Line is it Anyway?
Monk
Daria
Da Ali G Show
The Office
My Name is Earl
Sex and the City (sigh, I've finally come to terms with it.)
Freaks and Geeks

Books:

Chekhov
Vonnegut
Marmalade Boy
Memoirs of a Geisha
Rebecca
Various "YOU CAN DO IT!" books.
Catcher and the Rye

My Blog

Oprah for My Space President

I don't know, that subject was a little lame. I accently scrolled over those most HILARIOUS smiley face animated crap at the top of the page, and it goes "HELLOOOO?" Yeah, you know that one? It's so f...
Posted by Lauren on Tue, 22 May 2007 08:49:00 PST

I was mugged. (Or "How I ignored well placed advice.")

I was beaten and mugged on Friday night in the West Village in a safe area with people around.  It may have been possible was because I was talking on my cell phone.    The guy was...
Posted by Lauren on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 04:00:00 PST

Citibank.

Does anyone EVER click "see it again" on the Citi Bank credit card ads with the cartoons? Because they were so entertaining the FIRST time?  You know, sometimes I just Tivo commercials so I can ...
Posted by Lauren on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 07:56:00 PST

My Space Anniversary!!!11!!

I just realized as I was writing one of my awesome blogs that my sign up date for My space was 3/06/04. That means soon, I will have been on My space for 3 years. That's a long time. That's older than...
Posted by Lauren on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 06:45:00 PST

It's boyfriend season 2.

Guys, this hottie is looking 4 me, he even made a sn saying he was! I don't know how he got my My Space, or even remember meeting him.  I try 2 type "yes i do", but it only o...
Posted by Lauren on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 06:13:00 PST

It's boyfriend season.

I think My Space has been assigning ads based on the gender of the viewer.  Every time I log in, I get to view the big beefy men displayed in the "True" ads.  Because apparently, as stated.....
Posted by Lauren on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 02:32:00 PST

Black Snake Moan

An excuse to watch Christina Ricci in panties for an hour and a half?  Hubba Hubba. Why does Samuel L. Jackson like doing movies about snakes so much?
Posted by Lauren on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 06:58:00 PST

I wrote an awesome blog about my superior bladder, but it didn't go through.

Suffer this instead: "Can u answer 22 questions about ur number 1DON'T change your top friends, and answer 22 questions about the 1st person in your top friends.1) What's their name? Rachel Parrott2)....
Posted by Lauren on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:46:00 PST

Twas retired from my profile.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7ngh3AuGgwMister Chubykins: Oh no i was going to say "It was the 80's"losr29: but in the 80losr29: there were only the beastie boys as far as white rap goesMister Chuby...
Posted by Lauren on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 05:47:00 PST

I have no idea what to say.

I think this was one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen.I didn't even have the sound on, and I could only sit an eighth of the way through.  http://www.bionixwallpaper.com/fur_farm.swf...
Posted by Lauren on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:59:00 PST