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About Me

I'm simple. I don't pretend to be complicated, complex or sophisticated. I say what I mean and mean what I say. I've got a long fuse with an exceptionally hot burn. I have a huge appreciation for irony and none for practical jokes or embarrassing humor. Oh, and I find it hilarious when girls call themselves dorks since dork is the technical name for a whale's penis. I'm serious. Look it up.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who are more than just the clothes they wear and the car they drive. People who read things other than school assignments. People who are smarter than I am. People who can have a good time doing just about anything.

My Blog

Unexpected conversation... Thanks technology!

So earlier today, I recieved an IM while I was at work.  Nothing new or exceptional about IMs right?  What was cool wasn't the IM itself but who it was from and where he was.  My friend...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 22:15:00 GMT

Stolen From Gene

Reading Habits1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.3. The New York Times is read by people who t...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 09:36:00 GMT

The only beer that eats like a meal!

You Are Guinness You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world. Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them. When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a k...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 13:56:00 GMT

Happy Trans-Religious Greetings!

Happy Trans-Religious Greetings!!!   I hope everyone has/had an enjoyable Holiday Season and a Happy New Year. And for my Atheist friends, may you have a good time mocking everyone else for cele...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 12:33:00 GMT

Quizes/Quotes

The Movie Of Your Life Is Film NoirSo what if you're a little nihilistic at times?Life with meaning is highly over-rated. Your best movie matches: Sin City, L. A. Confidential, Blade RunnerIf Your Lif...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Aug 2004 21:22:00 GMT