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MAZ^_^

wtf dya know about being asian

About Me

Heyhey. My names Maria. My ever so nice friends call me Maz. Sometimes Mazarina/Mazmah/Spazarina/Maria Gonnorhoea/Cuntface/Chink/Nigger/Chinky Nigger/Slag/Filipino Jalapeno/Ghey/Pam/Pamela/Fuckface/Fucktard/Skinny Cunt etc. I'm 16. Born 13/10/90 in the Philippines. I now live here in Harlow with my parents which i both hate and 2 brothers which are both fags. I just left school so yeah. I'm missing it already.I'm extremely strange. Not in a bad way but definitely in a way. Some people have asked me why do I always look evil? Well I'm shortsighted. So if it looks like im giving you evils i'm actually squinting. Not unless you know that i don't like you. I don't talk that much when i'm around people i hardly know and hate. I'm a shy person but once you get to know me, i'm weird as fuck and talk a load of bollox. I'm a food savage. I'm a pig. I'm a Homosapien.[email protected]

BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Harry Pothead and the Ginger Kids.

My Interests

LEAVE YER COMMENT HERE YOU FOOL. Dear Maria...

I'd like to meet:

Steve Oedekerk, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Harry Shearer, All me fave bands, Alan Carr, Justin lee collins, Mr. Jesus, That Borat dude, Jackass Dudes, Tom and Your Mother.

Music:

KillswitchEngage/MCR/Saosin/Atreyu/Silverstein/Underoath/Red lightgreenlight/Paramore/Aiden/Chiodos/Goodnight Nurse/EnterShikari/CIWWAF/MadinaLake/Fightstar/Alexisonfire/ Trivium/Bfmv/Yellowcard/Paparoach/Static-X/IKTPQ/blink182/+4 4/Wolfmother/Adaytoremember/Buckcherry/Electriceelshock/Chim aira/FFAF/Finch/EvergreenTerrace/Sayanything/Skindred/Flylea f/Takingbacksunday/Dropdeadgorgeous/Toydolls/The distillers/Sex Pistols/Falloutboy/DragonForce/Notforgotten/Sikth/Iamghost/T ypecast

Movies:

Kung PowWhite chicks/Jackass/Scary Movie/American Pie/Harold and kumar/Shrek/Harry Pothead/Borat/South park/Kill Bill-eh

Television:

South Park/ The simpsons/ Ugleh Batteh/ Lost/ Desperate Housewives/ Scuzz/ Hollyoaks

Books:

I can't read

Heroes:

TomBestfriend or just plain friend, Maz loves you. Y'all know who you are. If not, then tough shizzle niga.