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I Play WoW. I'm a shammy and I pwn noobcakes. It makes me feel good about myself. Image Pimped@MySpace
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.netInto the sleep machine, I wont plug in. In fact, I'd rather die before I will comply. To you, my friend, I write the reason I still live, cause in my mind it's still set... Coming closer to another 2000 years, you and I will pry the closed eye of the sleep machine...Would a written invitiation signed "Choose now or lose it all" sedate your hesitation? Or inflame you and make you stall? You've been raised in limitation, but that glove never fit quite right. The time has passed for hand-me-downs. Choose anew, please evolve, take flight...Green light, Seven Eleven. You stop in for a pack of cigarettes. You don't smoke, don't even want to. Hey now, check your change. Dressed up like a car crash, the wheels are turning but you're upside down. Red light, grey morning. You stumble out of a hole in the ground. A vampire or a victim, it depends on who's around. And if you look, you look through me. And when you talk, you talk at me. And when I touch you, you don't feel a thing. Faraway, so close. Up with the static and the radio....
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Name? Evan R. Kehr
Hair? Its blonde
Eyes? Blue
Height? 5'9"
Hometown? Goshen
Birthplace? I was found in a dumpster behind a Chinese restaurant.
Sign? sign where?
Left/Right handed? Whichever she prefers...
Heritage? Yes please.
Favorite Season? Summer/Winter
Favorite Color? Blue
Favorite Cd? Fierenz's cd "Welcome to Retail"
Favorite Movie? The Prestige
Favorite day of the week? Friday, Saturday, Sunday...
Favorite number? 12
Favorite animals? Monkey, Chinchilla, Hamster...possibly Ocelot
What pets do you have? I have no such pets
Favorite car? My accord, haha
Favorite Sport? Golf
What did you wear today? so far, only boxers
Favorite Food? mashed potatoes
Do you smoke? not regularly
Do you drink? I very well may
Do you do drugs? No I do not
Do you like your life? I love my life, wouldn't trade it for anything
Favorite fast food? Taco Bell, all the way
What did you eat today? Nothing...I'm starving
How many piercings do you have? I have TWO
How many tatoos do you have? None
What is your weakness? I have no weakness...haha
What is your greatest fear? being weak!
Where would you most like to travel to? Hawaii again...or Australia, mate!
Favorite band/artist? FIERENZ!!!
Do you like indoors or outdoors better? Once again, whichever she prefers!
What is your favorite pastime? Masturb....uh....playing bass....
Favorite holiday? Christmas fo sho
Most missed memory? I do not miss memories...because I remember them.
Biggest Regret? Everything I haven't done.
Ever been in love? I have
Someone you love? J.C.
Something you hate? Haters
Do you think you are attractive? I think I can be
Do you believe in yourself? All the time, baby.
What do you wish you could change about yourself? Laziness, haha
Favorite junk food? pretty much anything with peanut butter
Favorite t.v. show? History Channel
Most important quality in a friend? Trust
Most important quality in a boy/girl friend? Trust
Do you cry when you watch a sad movie? I laugh, sadly
Do you shower everyday? No Comment
Do you get along with your parents? Very well
Do you go to school and/or have a job? Yes, both
Are you online for more than 2 hours a day? WAY more
Sox or Yankees? Yanksox
Coke or pepsi? COKE
coffee or tea? Coffee
Night or day? I'll take both, haha
Raine or shine? WTF...Raine? The Brits have taken over...whats next, Colour?
Sugar or Salt? Salt...followed by sugar
beer or alcohol? Beer...all the time.
cat or dog? Dog
make love or fuck? Whichever she prefers...I find myself answering that a lot in this survey.
chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla
ideal job? Rock Star/Porn Star/Movie Star...any kind of star.
favorite ice cream? Mackinac Island Peanut Butter Fudge
favorite video game? KOTOR II
favorite website? www.fierenz.com
What one thing do you want the most? Happiness and Truth!
Do you have siblings? I've got a brother.
Do you sing? You bet your ass I do
Do you dance? I'm terrible
Ideal Boy or Girl
hair color? Doesn't matter to me
eye color? Doesn't matter
height? Really doesn't matter...but too short, or too tall...no thanks..so it matters
weight? Now that matters, haha
style? Cursive only
what first attracts you to a person? Looks + Personality
are looks the most important quality? No
do you like men and women? Only women
what about if you were drunk? Still gonna say women
would you prefer the person to be rich? Sure...it wouldn't hurt.
do you want someone older or younger than you? I swing both ways, baby
What personality trait is most important? Honesty
Final Questions
What is your screen name? Ask me for it, and I shall give.
Do you like meeting new people? I love meeting new people
What is your best quality? I think I'm a pretty stable dude...?
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I was driving down a two-lane road one time when I saw in my rearview mirror that all the cars were pulling over to the side because some big-shot asshole was trying to get through. I wasn't about to pull over just because this guy had a tricked out truck with flashing red lights and his name painted on the front. It's one thing when you paint your name on your car becuase it's cool like "Hernandez," but what kind of name is "KCURT ERIF"? So there I was, driving down the road when this asshole started tailgating me. I then stuck a hand out the window and made the most obscene gesture I could think of: putting my fist up to my mouth, pushing the side of my cheek with my tongue; it looked like I had a dick in my mouth, suggesting that he should "suck it". Then he got really pissed and started honking his horn, which was a lot louder than a normal horn, but was I intimidated? You bet your ass I wasn't. He swerved to the left to go around me, but the only strengthened my resolve, and I cut him off just in time so he'd have to drive behind me over the bridge for the next mile. Then I noticed that he had a Dalmation in the front seat of his truck, so I knew this guy was loaded. Since I'm just as tired of being bullied around by these rich fucks as the next guy, I decided to play a little game with him. I waved him over to the side of the road, and he got out of the truck along with a bunch of his buddies. The first thing he said was, "What the fuck is your problem?" so I yelled back, "What the fuck is YOUR problem?" with extra emphasis on "your" because I wanted to say "My Problem? I don't have a problem pal, you're the one who has the problem" in a way that only emphasizing one word can. He looked super pissed and was about to take a swing at me, so I ducked down, ran between his legs, head-butting his balls as I went through, then I ran up to the window of his truck and threw his dog into the river. I was laughing so hard I shit myself. Then, another time, I was driving on the sidewalk and out of nowhere this guy hit my car; even though he broke my windshield, I decided to be nice by giving him a lift home since most of him was in the passenger seat already. I rang the doorbell and asked his wife for a shovel and a bucket to bring him inside. Next thing I know, the crazy bitch started crying and screaming at me, so I backed up my car, drove straight into her living room, and peeled out on her daughter's face. By now she was going ape shit and Iw asn't about to take lip from this woman, so I went upstairs, jerked off on her clean linens, and left.-From "The Alphabet of Manliness" by Bruno MaddoxThe best book ever and everything I aspire to be.

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Mr. Larson from Happy Gilmore, Farva from Super Troopers...Myself 10 years from now so I know what not to do, haha.

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You scored as metal.

metal

80%

grunge

75%

classic rock

60%

mainstream rock

35%

country

30%

Emo

20%

Indie

20%

Pop Punk

20%

reggae

10%

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You scored as Eaten. Your death will be a death by wild animals. You will probably get eaten by a bear or shark or something else because you don't know the natural safety precautions and you are ignorant. Never attempt to feed live animals.

Eaten

100%

Suffocated

67%

Natural Causes

67%

Cut Throat

60%

Gunshot

60%

Disappear

53%

Stabbed

40%

Posion

40%

Bomb

40%

Drowning

33%

Suicide

33%

Accident

27%

Disease

27%
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You Are Bud Light
You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it.
In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk!
You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found drinking with your buddies and having a good time.
You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience. What's Your Beer Personality?
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My Blog

These days...

Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no one notices the contrast of white on white. In between the moon and you angels get a better view of the crumbling difference between wr...
Posted by Evan (Trifecta, Power Up!) on Fri, 09 May 2008 07:13:00 PST

Things to ask yourself (this is fun)

-Do aliens exist and if so, would you like to meet them? -Is there any food that doesn't taste good with bacon? -Do a lot of things taste like chicken, or does chicken taste like a lot of things? -Is ...
Posted by Evan (Trifecta, Power Up!) on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 09:08:00 PST

To Jump Ship and Drown...

So I've had a lot of ideas flowing through the winding paths of neurons, axons, dendrites and what-have-you's of my brain lately, a lot of which I'm not really sure what to think of. But to...
Posted by Evan (Trifecta, Power Up!) on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:06:00 PST

Delusions of Grandeur and the Tales from the Brain...

Five, four, three, two, one...That was a countdown to try to make myself start writing. I don't know if it actually worked or if I'm just conditioned enough that a simple countdown is all that i...
Posted by Evan (Trifecta, Power Up!) on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 09:25:00 PST

A breath of fresh air...

We all want to look a certain way. We all want people to like us, we want to be accepted. All of us have some grand idea of how we should be as people. This is defined as our charact...
Posted by Evan (Trifecta, Power Up!) on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:50:00 PST

So in conclusion...

As any of you who have read my other blogs know, life is what YOU make it. You choose how you view the world, you determine what you will make of any given situation...these are the things that ...
Posted by Evan (Trifecta, Power Up!) on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 10:48:00 PST

Pragmatism...I think so!

So as many of you know, I've been fascinated lately by the world of Philosophy. Well, tonight the fascination has continued as I thought more and more about the pragmatic philosophers. You...
Posted by Evan (Trifecta, Power Up!) on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:18:00 PST

Philosophy for the mind

So its been since October that I've written a blog. A lot of things have happened, and as I sit here and drink my cold 40 oz. of Olde English "800"...a few thoughts have been drifting through my...
Posted by Evan (Trifecta, Power Up!) on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 07:52:00 PST

Recent Thoughts

So it seems as though life has been moving slowly in at a very high rate of speed. That probably doesn't make sense to most of you, but the few people that read this who may actually know me mig...
Posted by Evan (Trifecta, Power Up!) on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:46:00 PST

I never dreamed of this...

As many of you may know, Fierenz is soon to officially release their debut album "(a|sys|tol|e)". The road getting to this point has been mind blowing for myself as well as the rest of the band....
Posted by Evan (Trifecta, Power Up!) on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 06:56:00 PST