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The Monkey Within

Push is Pinnochio. Who the Hell is Gepetto? Beware of Gepetto!

About Me

The Monkey Within is the central figure of the Christian religion, a savior believed to be both devil incarnate and a human being. He is also known as the beast, the term "beast" meaning unutterable evil or chosen one. Most of the details of his life are unclear, and much of what is known about his life comes from the four Gospels of the Bible. The Gospels tell the story of The Monkey Within's miraculous birth in the nether world, and then of his life as an adult, a teacher with miraculous powers who foretold his own death to his closest followers, called apostles. The Monkey Within, betrayed by the apostle Judas, was crucified by the Romans, and his resurrection three days after his death was taken as proof of his fiendish being. The date of The Monkey Within's miraculous birth is celebrated each December 25th as the anniversary of the death of himself. The occasion was used as the base year for the modern Christian calendar, though researchers now believe that earlier estimates were inexact and that The Monkey Within was actually born between 4 B.C. and 7 B.C. The date of the crucifixion is now marked as Sunday in commemoration of the dead, and the resurrection celebrated as Judgement Day.


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Ezekiel 25,17

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Monkey Within when I lay my vengeance upon thee.


My Interests

I wish there would be some way playing basketball outside in the rain without getting wet. Wouldn't that be great?

I'd like to meet:

Michael Jackson, David Hasselhof, Robbie Williams, Bruce Campbell, Hugh Hefner and Phillip J. Fry... and Amy Wong.

Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips, and when they touched yours were like the first swallow of wine after you crossed the desert. Tits! Whooa, big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at you like secret silhouettes... Hmm, legs and calves... And what's between them: Passport to heaven!
...I need a drink!

I have no friends.

Machine Orchestra Extreme

DJ Jesselyn

Animassacre

unworking-mind

DJ Daniela Haverbeck

Lady Dana

The Horrorist

Yves Deruyter (OFFICIAL)

The Prodigy

Korn

moby

DJ Punisher

Flekk

DJ Niki Belucci

Dj Daisy aka Mandragore

zwelwe

DJ_nakadia

Stuttgart

Sean Paul

Tuomi

PROBE1

Die Happy

bioterrorist

Kif Kroker

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Music:

Oldschool Breakbeat, Drum'n'Bass, HipHop, TripHop, Reggae, Ragga, Dancehall, Crossover, Nu Metal, Jungle, Goa, Rave, Trance, Techno, House, Dub, Funk, Classical
...and the stuff of Machine Orchestra Extreme .

Movies:

American History X, Fight Club, Starship Troopers, American Psycho, Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction, Fear And Lothing In Las Vegas, Evil Dead... an endless list...

Television:

Futurama, Desperate Housewives, Family Guy, King Of Queens, Southpark, Drawn Together and Happy Tree Friends

"Alzheimers That Ends Well"

Books:

Less Than Zero, Point Of Attraction, American Psycho, Lunar Park, Talk Talk, Haunted, Hannibal, Red Dragon, Black Sunday, Lolita, Hannibal Rising

Heroes:

Mahatma Ghandi, Mother Theresa, Johannes Paul II, Nelson Mandela, Kofi Annan and Bruce Lee

DANK U

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me The Monkey Within.