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Doug - AKA The Pizza Hut Guy

Carrying the torch for childhood obesity.

About Me

Can you tell me what tomorrow has in store for me? If you can, and you're correct...ill pay you back all the money I owe you. I watch entirely too many movies. And I'm hungry. I like to sleep a lot. I still have the green Jeep, if you're asking. One time I got locked in a closet for 3 hours. I eat a lot.

Get Your Own Voice Player Manage
Amber Pacific performing Summer (in B) in NY on the 07 Warped Tour. This is the band I'm trying to get into.Trailer for the new Mike Myers movie The Love Guru

Crap I like :

- the Cincinatti Bengals
- Green Day
- Miller Lite and Miller High Life
- Sleeping
- My guitars
- Taco Bell
- Online Shopping
- Guitar Hero

My Interests

Playing music for the rest of my life, even if no one's listening. I don't care if I make a cent doing it. It's the only thing I'm good at. I'll play anywhere, anytime, anyplace. Whether its in front of 5 or 500.VISIT MY NEW BLOG!! WWW.GETINVOLVEDROCK.BLOGSPOT.COM!! THIS IS YOUR TIME STILL. OWN IT AND MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD!! GET INVOLVED!!

I'd like to meet:

Carson Palmer, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Joel Hodgson and Trace Bealieu from MST3K, Johnny Knoxville, Steve O, Chris Pontius, Lil Kim (5 mins alone...thats all I need), and Lynyrd Skynyrd.Oh...and Chuck Berry...thanks for not finding out about me totally biting your style.

Music:

Arrogant Sons of Bitches (RIP), Against Me, Bomb the Music Industry!, Green Day, Blink 182 (RIP), The Living End, Whole Wheat Bread, Big D and the Kids Table, Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, A Hero From a Thousand Paces, Digger (RIP), the Starting Line, New Found Glory, Rx Bandits, Brand New, Thrice, Hatebreed, Johnny Cash, The Space Pimps, Rage Against the Machine (RIP), Rise Against, Glassjaw, The Nobodys (RIP), High School Football Heroes, The Fad, Dropkick Murphys, many many more.

Movies:

Jackass Number Two, Waiting..., Walk The Line, The Big Lebowski, O Brother Where Art Thou, Fargo, Con Air, The 40 Year Old Virgin, All the CKY movies, Anchorman, Intolerable Cruelty, Grandma's Boy, Benchwarmers, Ghostbusters 1 and 2, Jackass the Movie. Knocked Up, Superbad, Hot Rod.

Television:

The Sopranos, Nip/Tuck, Dancing With The Stars, Jackass.

Heroes:

Jeff Rosenstock, Ryan Beatty, my parents and family, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Miles Ramsay, Chris Irons, Ron Brouse, Dave Leonard, Tank Abbott, and anyone who does Irish Car Bombs.

My Blog

Oh well. I tried.

I didn't get into amber pacific. Oh well. Whatever.
Posted by Doug - AKA The Pizza Hut Guy on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:35:00 PST

Fuck my shit.

Ok...so Wikipedia doesn't like my Sidekick. Boo shit.
Posted by Doug - AKA The Pizza Hut Guy on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 09:57:00 PST

Thats right kids, Im giving vegetarianism a try.

What can it hurt? I'm giving it 2 weeks on the reccomendaation of friends. Any recipes for me? Maybe it'll brng the gut down a bit.
Posted by Doug - AKA The Pizza Hut Guy on Wed, 21 May 2008 04:34:00 PST

Look Ma! Im an asshole!

I found this while searching the internet for Long Shot Hero stuff. It truly shows me for the fucking asshole I am. For those of you who don't know pretty much 3 years ago I left West Chester...and i...
Posted by Doug - AKA The Pizza Hut Guy on Sat, 03 May 2008 01:20:00 PST

Youre fucked.

I know it was you. You can run but you can't hide.
Posted by Doug - AKA The Pizza Hut Guy on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:09:00 PST

Oops.

Don't mix emotional blogs with Miller Lite. The end result is never good and never usable. DELETE!
Posted by Doug - AKA The Pizza Hut Guy on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 05:02:00 PST

Summer (in B)

Whew! Step one...passed. Ok. Good. But weve done this before. Doesnt necessarily mean anything. Now on to recording my vocals over their songs. Ok? Little different then what I'm used to. But sti...
Posted by Doug - AKA The Pizza Hut Guy on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:57:00 PST

Gut Check Time

Here we are again. The same things are happening again. This situation is very familiar to me. Gut check time. Time to make myself stand out. Herein lies the challenge. I know I'm good enough. Sh...
Posted by Doug - AKA The Pizza Hut Guy on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:48:00 PST

Big plans....something HUGE might be happening.

Well well well. I'm gonna try it again. Gonna try to break that 0 and 2 losing streak I have going. Hopefully this one is the good one. You never know. I know I'm being vague. More later.
Posted by Doug - AKA The Pizza Hut Guy on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 07:40:00 PST

And as quickly as they came...the holidays are over.

Fuck winter. I'm ready for summer again.
Posted by Doug - AKA The Pizza Hut Guy on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:16:00 PST