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Audrasaurus Rex

The scariest movie I've seen this year? An Inconvenient Truth

About Me


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Ok, ok. I'll fill this out...eventhough I hate writing these things. I have an incredibly self depicating sense of humor. But, that's better than having a self deficating one.There isn't much to tell. I act and love dancing, kittens, music, coffee, big black boots, art, reading, making people "take it", nipple sniffing, movies, hugs, shoulder rubs, Halloween, pretty girls, pretty boys that look like pretty girls, dresses, socializing and traveling...you know, the usual. Things I don't like...cancer. I'm sure I can think of more, but as of right now, that's what I go with. Just cancer. My platonic wife (sister, best friend, soul mate, partner in crime...whatever you want to call her) tells me that I have a beautiful and unique way of looking at the world. I don't know about that, but I like the way it sounds. I also kindly remind her that she's biased. I also have two evil companions of fur and purr. Mini and Arashi. The beautiful Mini Kitty entered my home almost 20 years ago and has been one of my most loyal friends since. Arashi is a new addition to our happy home. He wants to start fires. Since we won't let him do this, he climbs the walls. Literally. Joe and I threaten him with the water gun when he misbehaves. But he can almost always tell when we're bluffing. Bastard. Anyway, before I start rambling further...If you'd like to see more of me, go to http://www.modelmayhem.com/AudraO*********************BY THE WAY, IF YOU DO NOT PERSONALLY KNOW ME, PLEASE AT LEAST SEND ME A MESSAGE, OR YOU WILL NOT BE ADDED TO MY FRIENDS LIST****************************************ALSO, I AM NOT HERE TO "HOOK UP" WITH ANYONE! SO PLEASE HELP ME KEEP MY FAITH IN HUMANITY AND DO NOT SEND ME ANY MESSAGES ABOUT HOW YOU WANT TO DO THINGS TO ME THAT THEY PUT IN TRASHY ROMANCE NOVELS.***************************************************** ********** I'm a dork....But I always seem to have fun! I'm in the middle of Angela Ryan and Layne D'Angelo...told you I like to make people "Take it"

My Interests

I'd like to try something completely new and different. I guess that rules out topless pudding wrestling, a 150 foot free fall into a net, and full contact Easter egg hunting, because I've already done those. Body Paint and photography by the incredible Leroy Roper Photography by the ass kicking George Diego, corset by the talented Nicole Moan, and necklace by lovely Natasha/After Dark Jewelry Another by the amazing Leroy Roper

I'd like to meet:

The person who invented Chia pets. However, I'm not sure if I would run away, or praise them. That person did invent an animal that won't crap. However, they kind of creep me out. But Furbies are even creepier than Chia pets. So if I met the Furbie inventor, I would scream and throw their damned invention on their head and let it eat their face. Grrrrr.

Music:

(Fuck! I have a wide variety of taste. I'm a slow typer and a horrible speller...this is bound to take me forever. So, this will be in no particular order........) Jeff Buckley, Depeche Mode, The Cure, Cooper Temple Clause, Soixsie Siox, Joy Devision, New Order, David Bowie, Gary Numan, Prick, Muse, Ours, Joan Jett, Imogene Heap, TV on the Radio, The Church, Berlin, Bronski Beat, Bolshoi, Awry, Ella Fitzgerald, Nina Simone, Real Life, Sex Pistols, Lenord Cohen, Legendary Pink Dots, Oingo Boingo, Magnetic Fields, The 6ths, Sara Slean, Stereo Lab, Lush, Pulp, Psychodelic Furs, Tom Waits, Corsairs, Smasing Pumpkins, The Pixies, Madonna, Blondie, Information Society, Cause and Effect, Orgy, Eurythmics, Kate Bush, Regina Specktor, Michael Jackson, Cacteau Twins, Offspring (The old stuff), Thompson Twins, Elvis Costello, Dead Can Dance, Toadies, Coldplay, White Stripes, They Might Be Giants, Peter Gabriel, Coil, B52's, Bjork, Tears for Fears, Nick Cave, The Smiths, Bahaus, Prince, Tori Amos, Queens of the Stone Age, Kraftwerk, PJ Harvey, Falco, The Ramones, Bach, Violent Femmes, Alien Sex Fiend, Portishead, Talking Heads, Danny Elfman, Fear Factory, Tear Garden, Miss Kitten, Brian Eno, Skinny Puppy, Moby, Android Lust, Death In June, AHA!, James Brown, Placebo, The Cars, Drama Rama, Tenacious D, Thrill Kill Cult, London After Midnight, Human League, Tool, Ministry, Beetoven, Velvet Underground, Duran Duran, Jason Mraz, Momus, Assemblage 23, NIN, Fischer Spooner, Aphex Twin, A Perfect Circle, Radiohead, Wolfshiem, Incubus, Wesley Willis, VNV Nation, The Beetles, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Stabbing Westward, Led Zepplin, Sisters of Mercy, U2, Primus, KMFDM, BNL, Pink Floyd, The Who, Jonathan Fire Eater, Flaming Lips, Bikini Kill, Jane's Addiction, Wierd Al, Arrogent Worms, Corky and the Juice Pigs, Stray Cats, Fight Club and Hedwig soundtracks. I'm sure there's MUCH more...but I'm being lazy.

Movies:

WAY too many to list. I suppose I'll get to that later. That is, if you REALLY want to know. But trust me, I like good stuff. Yep. Good stuff.

Television:

I don't have television. TV is the devil. But, when I was servicing the pixilated Dark Lord, I watched Fraiser, The Simpsons, Futurerama, Family Guy, Coupling...well, most Britcoms (there are too many to list), Discovery channel, Animal plannet (yes, I'm a nerd). And, I still hate Hate HATE reality TV.

My Blog

Silly Audra and Kitty pictures...

WARNING:  These are for entertainment purposes only.  We will not be held responsible for heart failure, brain damage, loss of sight, limbs or Yeti attacks.  Do not be horrified by the ...
Posted by Audrasaurus Rex on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 07:07:00 PST

aerobicized ass

My doctor told me that she wants me to work out....EVERY DAY!  The thought of actually doing that seems insane to me.  I understand why.  I know it will benifit me in so many different ...
Posted by Audrasaurus Rex on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 05:09:00 PST

After Dark Jewelry

Ok!  I have to admit, that I unfortunately have not as of yet, had a chance to write an in depth blog about how amazing After Dark Jewelry is.  I know Natasha, and I have to say that she is ...
Posted by Audrasaurus Rex on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 03:04:00 PST

To Adam

I have never met anyone like Adam.  If there was only one word I could use to describe him, that word would be "beautiful."  He has probably been the most honest and true person I've ever kn...
Posted by Audrasaurus Rex on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 03:36:00 PST

My Birthday!!!!!!

Well, my birthday will be here in 8 days. (March 2nd) I haven't decided what I want to do for it yet, except regress. I'll be turning twenty*gag! hack!* something years old, and I just don't think I'm...
Posted by Audrasaurus Rex on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 10:06:00 PST

Photographers I've worked with: Leroy Roper

Leroy is a self taught artist, photographer, as well as being a wonderful person, and a total pimp!   When I first learned that I was going to work with Leroy I was excited because I loved h...
Posted by Audrasaurus Rex on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 08:04:00 PST

Photographers I've worked with: George Diego

've worked with George three times now, and I hope to continue to work with him in the future. George not only is smart, friendly and alot of fun to shoot with, but he also produces great work. He's a...
Posted by Audrasaurus Rex on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 12:27:00 PST

Well...um...fuck. :)

On New Years Eve, I walked out to my car, only to find that it had been broken into and the cd player stolen.  The cd player part sucks (especially since a cd that I absolutely LOVE was in the pl...
Posted by Audrasaurus Rex on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 03:24:00 PST

Pissed the fuck off!

Ok.  There are a ton of things that I can handle, over look, whatever.  Chances are, if you know me, there is something in our personalities that can frustrate the other.  But, friends ...
Posted by Audrasaurus Rex on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 01:08:00 PST

bleep blargh and blah! :)

Alright, alright....I'm sure most people would be convinced that I'm smoking crack because of what I'm about to confess. Now first, let it be known that I have never smoked crack and have never been i...
Posted by Audrasaurus Rex on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 12:32:00 PST